Comedy fucking gold
Normally we'd see this kind of thing in F_W, but there isn't much actual wank to speak of here. It's just funny.
Behold ANTIGUA Land of Fairies Wizards and Heroes! Peek inside to behold this wonderous world:
No commas will be tolerated in the land of ANTIGUA!
Every sentence must end with vim vigor and an exclamation point!
Thrill at the adventures of King Aurthorr!
Seriously, just "peek inside" and then read the reviews. I was and still am hooting like a pleased monkey. Even the product description is amazing:
Antigua: The Land of Fairies, Wizards and Heroes (Part 1) is the first of a trilogy. This story is a fantasy with magical characters such as a Sorceress, a Dragon, Fairies, Wizards, Knights, Kings, Queens, Pixies, and Gnomes. Here is a sample from the book:Suddenly, there were black clouds in the sky. Everyone heard a loud noise coming from the sky and they all knew that Vorltrarr the Dragon was coming. King Aurthorr yelled out, "Daughters, Vorltrarr comes! Get ready your weapons! The time has come for you to fulfill the prophecy!" Princess Sasha, Princess Trina, Princess Alexandra and Rebecca walked up ahead of the army and lined up together in a row. They looked like warriors! Rebecca was not afraid! She took a deep breath and got her weapon ready for the task that lay ahead. She understood the prophecy now and had faith in herself and the Princesses. They each pulled out their bows and prepared to destroy the dragon. Fire came out of his nostrils and his mouth. Princess Alexandra handed each of the other girls one of the special arrows that they had gotten from the Head Centaur of the Unicorns. All four of the girls pointed their bows up into the air and waited for Vorltrarr to come nearer. Vorltrarr let out such a loud noise that the ground shook! Then fire came right out of his nostrils. The Wizard Thandorfur held his mighty wand up toward the sky and yelled, "Mighty clouds of the sky, I call upon you to bring forth lightening to destroy the Dragon Vorltrarr!" Large lightening bolts came out of the clouds toward Vorltrarr. One lightening bolt struck Vorltrarr and wounded him, but it didn't destroy him!
Special Extra Note: deliciouschaos says:
"I want to see Head Centaur of the Unicorns on an icon, dammit. With sparkles"
Go forth, wankas!
ETA: Whoopsie! It's been wanked already! My bad! Guess this post just turned into a stroll down memory lane.
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