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Since it seems to be the "in" thing to do here today...
Yes, I know it's been 2000 years, but approximately one billion people are still in denial. So it's fresh news, really:

Jesus of Nazareth has died

Thoughts? Feelings? I think it's just too damned soon. He was my introduction to both the Golden Rule and spontaneous, unaccountable stigmata. I've moved on to better Rules since, sexier ones, but the stigmata will be with me always.

(Before anyone asks, this was just the first thing that came up searching Google for "Jesus obituary.")

Edit: after reading some of your comments, I am appalled by your insensitivity. A man died today...ish.

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	veleda_k 2009-06-04 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, definitely. He'll be back, telling us that the whole thing was just a joke. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lykomancer 2009-06-04 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, what an attention whore. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	magnolia_mama 2009-06-04 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	If only we'd sent him lip gloss! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mister_terrific 2009-06-04 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	What would you expect from a guy with twelve sockpuppets, none of whom can sync up with each others' stories? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wankprophet 2009-06-04 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	They're all socks? And I was thinking they were a particularly devoted group of fanficcers who didn't give a damn about the opinions of anyone but the Synod of Hippo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lykomancer 2009-06-05 02:46 am UTC (link)
	See, all I remember about the fandom is the awesome wankfests-- Arius and Athanasius, Augustine and...well, almost everyone. That was classic wanking. Good times, good times. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2009-06-05 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	OMG Augustine! Such a BNF wanker. Don't forget Luther, though: he took everything so hilariously seriously! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	animejosse 2009-06-05 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	I still can't get over him nailing the theses to that door! What was he thinking? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2009-06-05 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	Such an attention-whore. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lykomancer 2009-06-05 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Re: Augustine. No shit. First it was the Donatists, and then the Pelagians (between which he kept contradicting himself), all while engaging in a full-on non-stop flame war with the Manichees. Didn't the dude ever get tired? Doesn't that kind of wankage make you go blind eventually or something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2009-06-07 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know about blind, but I hear in some circles they still tell tales of Hairy-Palms Augustine... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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