Lexicon (emphasis on con, amirite?)
So I work at a movie theater. Like most theaters nowadays, we have a bunch of big screens in the lobby area to play advertisements, trailers, and so forth. I noticed that we just started playing this gem. Take a look.

I loled. I mean, not only is that one shitty ad, note the huge scrolling letters that list who the book is NOT endorsed, licensed, or approved by. Just a few nobodies and z-list celebrities, like I dunno, JK Rowling, Warner Bros Inc, Scholastic, etc.

We're going to be selling The Lexicon at our box office when the newest HP film comes out. I anticipate us selling, oh, I don't know...zero copies? And that's not just Lexicon hate, that's past box office special crap sales figures thrown into the mix too. You know how many people bought the comic book adaptations of the Star Trek films? That's right. Nobody.

EDIT: Damn you, rich text mode!! ...fixed my bad html.