Bigoted assholes on online games work my last nerve
Hey, you random asshole on a World of Warcraft board I've been lurking on? The one who thinks you are zomg so h4rdk0r3 because you're one of those power mad assholes who berates casual players for not being h4rdk0r3 enough and is oh so above the "care bear" discussion on the board? You know, I don't get involved in these debates, because the game is about having fun, and I was ready to ignore your obvious gloating and ploys for attention as being above "those other little gamer girls who don't care about raiding" (which is what your post all but said). Whatever.

But then you had to show your ass Camille Paglia style, and say why you just don't understand why people whine about gender harassment in the game, and you hate that we're so "politically correct", and that your guild thinks "racism is acceptable as long as it's funny". Oh ho, now I know just who the fuck you are and what I'm dealing with. It's obvious that you're one of the female frat boy wannabes that just loves to crack a good N***** joke or boast loudly about how you're not like those "uptight feminazis" in order to look cool and edgy and prove you're one of the (white, hetero) boys. You Palinite trailbreaker you.

Well, fuck you, Lady Fuckwit of Bitchassistan. It was inbred straight-out-of-Deliverance pea-brained bigots like you that made me stop playing Quake online all those years ago, and made me stop playing Diablo (and then Diablo 2), and nearly made me stop mudding, or playing any sort of online game whatsoever because I was GOD DAMN FUCKING TIRED of the constant reminder that I am not in fact a hetero white boy and thus am not welcome in the gamer treehouse unless I don't rock their privilege boat by objecting to slurs and hate masquerading as humor. Thank the gods my first exposure to WoW was through my boyfriend and other mature adults with a sense of human decency (and a sense of humor developed past pre-school level), and not you and your troglodytic tribe of Murloc humpers because I probably would have quit that too.

Yes, I report when my female toons are sexually harrassed, yes I report when I see people named "Uglyblkguy" running around, yes I report people who "joke" about black chicks being epic sluts and how we all want them on chat. This does not make me a candy ass care bear who thinks life should be sunshine and rainbows. This makes me a queer woman of color who puts up with enough gender, racial (and sexual orientation) related bullshit in my day to day life that I will be fucking damned if I have to put up with that shit in my escapist fantasy world that I roll in FOR FUN, let alone pay $15 a month for the, ahem, privilege.

Unpack your god damn knapsack. And if I EVER see your trifling, punk ass on my server you can best believe my PVP flag's going up and you're getting a few dozen blizzards up said trifling, punk ass. 'Cause that's how this "care bear" rolls.