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	sepiamagpie 2008-12-25 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	I demand an explanation. (Reply to this)(Thread)

makeshyft
2008-12-25 06:03 pm UTC (link)

Gah, sorry Sep. I think I was still a little dazed. But, and I hate to say this as a spoiler.. but...

Blob. Blob eating Wasp. And not in the good way. Blob eating Wasp and saying "Tastes like chiken."..

Also, Magneto snapping Xavier's neck on the last page.

It's like, they know they're going to suck terribly, so they're doing anything and everything they can get away with. I am honestly expecting a scene in #3 with Tony digging up Widow's corpse for one last booty call.

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	sepiamagpie 2008-12-25 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	He-what? Ate? What? Oh god. I still can't make myself feel anything but grim satisfaction everytime Xavier dies. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

makeshyft
2008-12-25 06:11 pm UTC (link)

Hmm, ok.. I can agree with the Charlie-offing.

And as for the whats, ex-fuggin'-cactly.

There was this perfectly nice and semi-poignant scene of Hawkeye helping Hank. All about knowing what it's like to lose a wife and all. Next thing I know, there's ol' Fred Dukes, hands full o' Jan-meat.

I'm pretty sure the last thing I remember after was the sound of my brain slamming the door behind it on the way out of my apartment.

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	sepiamagpie 2008-12-25 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	microclimate 2008-12-25 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	-- your icon. I love it. Poor Weegee. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2008-12-25 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	I made it from someone's fandom secret. There was a jester thing smoking a cigarette in the picture, but I decided not to include it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2008-12-25 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	What is this, writers-shit-on-Jan season? First Secret Invasion (and the total stripping of character development Bendis gave her beforehand), now this, and I AM NOT HAPPY. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	criticalcricket 2008-12-26 08:02 am UTC (link)
	I mentioned this to my resident comic book geek and they "helpfully" provided me with visuals. cries blood Don't click if you have a weak stomach, srsly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	littlest_lurker 2008-12-26 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh, what the fuck. From the description I thought he had just, like, grabbed Jan when she was small and popped her in his mouth or something. Not that. Plus, this is Ultimate Blob, yeah? From what I read of Ultimate X-men he was just like regular Blob. Or did I miss something? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2008-12-28 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Well, he was. Well, other than the pretending to be a girl online to flirt with Beast. Or being Ulti!Liz Allen/Firestar's daddy, because mommy likey the circus freak strange. But yeah, the eating people thing, is new.. Must explain the acne. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2008-12-27 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Shit, why do I never listen? Why, why, why do I never listen? (Reply to this)(Parent)

tachikoma01
2009-01-02 09:02 pm UTC (link)

Wait... that's the real image?

It looks like a bad photoshop job. Like, they didn't put ragged edges around here her uniform is torn. The coloring just... stops. Not to mention it seems to have a massive case of "anatomy doesn't work that way." The biologist in me does not approve.

Although I've definitely seen too much gore hentai. My very first thought on seeing the picture was "Why are her boobs covered?" [Considering the context of the rest of the picture, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be had it been done in H-gore.]

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	sepiamagpie 2008-12-25 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	ps: what (Reply to this)(Parent)

	utahraptor 2008-12-25 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	Blob. Blob eating Wasp. And not in the good way. ...Alive? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlest_lurker 2008-12-26 03:28 am UTC (link)
	WHAT (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2008-12-25 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'd discuss the hell out of it if I had a little more info. Wha happen? Who? Where? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	makeshyft 2008-12-25 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	points up Because I really don't want to say that again. Really. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2008-12-25 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	reads Oh, puke. Marvel continuously jumps the shark but it Just Doesn't END. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	freezer 2008-12-26 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Meh. Outside of Ultimate!Spidey the rest of the Ultimate universe doesn't exist. So this doesn't bug me in the slightest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2008-12-26 06:58 am UTC (link)
	They need to come up with a Non-Sucking Universe series. That comic I'd read. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	littlest_lurker 2008-12-26 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Although maybe it would be a good idea to keep the Ultimate universe around, if only to keep Jeph Loeb occupied and away from the other ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hallidae 2008-12-26 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Personally, I've decided to hide in Superhero Valhalla (aka Marvel Adventures) until this spiral of edgy and wangst is done with. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sithwitch13 2008-12-25 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't even decided if I care enough to pick up the rest of Ultimatum. I'm only picking up the last two issues of Ultimate X-men out of a misplaced sense of duty, since I've been reading that one since the very beginning and it was what got me into comics in the first place. (Reply to this)

	sesana 2008-12-27 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Every six months or so, I start to consider reading Marvel again. Luckily, every six months or so, Marvel gets together to remind me of exactly why I stopped reading Marvel in the first damn place. Thanks, Marvel! (Reply to this)

	misachan 2008-12-30 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	Eh. It wouldn't be the Ultimate Universe if it wasn't trying way too hard to be "edgy" and "adult." I'm more upset over how Janet's 616 memorial issue was actually all about Hank. And seriously, I don't believe Ulti!Xavier's dead. He'll be taking up residence in someone else's head soon enough. (Reply to this)