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Makeshyft ([info]makeshyft) wrote in [info]fandom_rant,
@ 2008-12-25 11:37:00


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Current mood:*Snarl*

Ultimatum #2 : A question..
What. The Fuggin. HELL!!?

No, seriously, what the fuggin' hell!?

WHAT. HELL. FUGGIN'. THE!

There are so many not right things that I can't even give spoilers. But seriously, at exactly what point did they just decide to write this whole mess off as a crapstorm and just roll with it? This, this honestly makes me long for the tasteful and sane days of "Thor:Vikings". It makes Didio seem sane and reasonable by comparison. This.. this is to comic book writing what Hostess Fruit Pie ads were to comic book writing.



...

Seriously, what the fuggin' hell?

Discuss.



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[info]sepiamagpie
2008-12-25 05:44 pm UTC (link)
I demand an explanation.

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[info]makeshyft
2008-12-25 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Gah, sorry Sep. I think I was still a little dazed. But, and I hate to say this as a spoiler.. but...

Blob. Blob eating Wasp. And not in the good way. Blob eating Wasp and saying "Tastes like chiken."..

Also, Magneto snapping Xavier's neck on the last page.



It's like, they know they're going to suck terribly, so they're doing anything and everything they can get away with. I am honestly expecting a scene in #3 with Tony digging up Widow's corpse for one last booty call.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2008-12-25 06:05 pm UTC (link)
He-what? Ate? What?

Oh god.

I still can't make myself feel anything but grim satisfaction everytime Xavier dies.

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[info]makeshyft
2008-12-25 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, ok.. I can agree with the Charlie-offing.

And as for the whats, ex-fuggin'-cactly.

There was this perfectly nice and semi-poignant scene of Hawkeye helping Hank. All about knowing what it's like to lose a wife and all. Next thing I know, there's ol' Fred Dukes, hands full o' Jan-meat.

I'm pretty sure the last thing I remember after was the sound of my brain slamming the door behind it on the way out of my apartment.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2008-12-25 06:12 pm UTC (link)
D:

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[info]microclimate
2008-12-25 06:22 pm UTC (link)
-- your icon. I love it.

Poor Weegee.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2008-12-25 06:23 pm UTC (link)
I made it from someone's fandom secret. There was a jester thing smoking a cigarette in the picture, but I decided not to include it.

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[info]hallidae
2008-12-25 08:10 pm UTC (link)
What is this, writers-shit-on-Jan season? First Secret Invasion (and the total stripping of character development Bendis gave her beforehand), now this, and I AM NOT HAPPY.

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[info]criticalcricket
2008-12-26 08:02 am UTC (link)
I mentioned this to my resident comic book geek and they "helpfully" provided me with visuals. *cries blood*

Don't click if you have a weak stomach, srsly.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2008-12-26 09:29 am UTC (link)
Oh, what the fuck.

From the description I thought he had just, like, grabbed Jan when she was small and popped her in his mouth or something. Not that.

Plus, this is Ultimate Blob, yeah? From what I read of Ultimate X-men he was just like regular Blob. Or did I miss something?

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[info]makeshyft
2008-12-28 04:57 pm UTC (link)
Well, he was. Well, other than the pretending to be a girl online to flirt with Beast. Or being Ulti!Liz Allen/Firestar's daddy, because mommy likey the circus freak strange.

But yeah, the eating people thing, is new..

Must explain the acne.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2008-12-27 04:15 am UTC (link)
Shit, why do I never listen? Why, why, why do I never listen?

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[info]tachikoma01
2009-01-02 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Wait... that's the real image?

It looks like a bad photoshop job. Like, they didn't put ragged edges around here her uniform is torn. The coloring just... stops. Not to mention it seems to have a massive case of "anatomy doesn't work that way." The biologist in me does not approve.

Although I've definitely seen too much gore hentai. My very first thought on seeing the picture was "Why are her boobs covered?" [Considering the context of the rest of the picture, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be had it been done in H-gore.]

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[info]sepiamagpie
2008-12-25 06:06 pm UTC (link)
ps: what

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[info]utahraptor
2008-12-25 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Blob. Blob eating Wasp. And not in the good way.

...Alive?

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[info]littlest_lurker
2008-12-26 03:28 am UTC (link)
WHAT

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