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The Green Thunder (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} microclimate) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_rant,@ 2009-04-05 15:06:00 |
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Dear special snowflakes,
omigosh, you're so right! It's TERRIBLE when people criticize your theories! I mean, don't they know? They're THEORIES! Look it up in the dictionary. Have you, you mean curs? Good. Now you know what a THEORY is!
Since the dawn of time and the advent of theories, no one has ever poked holes in them, critiqued them, debated them -- nobody but the meanest of mean and nasty deviants! They refused to appreciate theories for the special, precious grains of thought that they were. And what a depressing state we live in, when scientists, philosophers, think tanks and the like make their money and fame off of tearing apart these underappreciated gems we call theories.
I relate to you. I really do. When someone comes along and tells you your theory about that continuity error being a super secret clue is kind of stupid, a piece of me dies. Out of sympathy. For you. When someone comes along and asks how that character who's interacted with so many people and is one of the bodies that makes up the number "6" and asks, hold up, how the fuck is that possible, how could this hoax you propose go on for so long without anyone saying "Yo, this person you think exists? Doesn't", I can't sleep at night. I'm too busy crying. Who do these bastards think they are, engaging you in a debate? They should GTFO and take theirEarth logic meanness with them! Don't they know this is Sparta LOST, where people have the self-made delusion are encouraged to overanalyze look deeply into every aspect of the show? My goodness! What will these scum think of next? That Benjamin Linus is a middle-aged, Caucasian male with brown hair and light blue eyes? Ha! You, you brave souls who dare to think, you know better! You know he's really a sweet little girl from the Dominican Republic who Sayid was trying to build that school for!
So I salute you. So I say go on theorizing, keep on trucking, defy the dogs who bay and snap at you with their "DUDE WTF"s and "this makes no sense"s and "actually your statement is contradicted by canon"s! Keep on theorizing for the sake of theorizing, because you and I both know that the showrunners are on our side and would never, ever make fun of a theory.
Yours truly,
A concerned fan
omigosh, you're so right! It's TERRIBLE when people criticize your theories! I mean, don't they know? They're THEORIES! Look it up in the dictionary. Have you, you mean curs? Good. Now you know what a THEORY is!
Since the dawn of time and the advent of theories, no one has ever poked holes in them, critiqued them, debated them -- nobody but the meanest of mean and nasty deviants! They refused to appreciate theories for the special, precious grains of thought that they were. And what a depressing state we live in, when scientists, philosophers, think tanks and the like make their money and fame off of tearing apart these underappreciated gems we call theories.
I relate to you. I really do. When someone comes along and tells you your theory about that continuity error being a super secret clue is kind of stupid, a piece of me dies. Out of sympathy. For you. When someone comes along and asks how that character who's interacted with so many people and is one of the bodies that makes up the number "6" and asks, hold up, how the fuck is that possible, how could this hoax you propose go on for so long without anyone saying "Yo, this person you think exists? Doesn't", I can't sleep at night. I'm too busy crying. Who do these bastards think they are, engaging you in a debate? They should GTFO and take their
So I salute you. So I say go on theorizing, keep on trucking, defy the dogs who bay and snap at you with their "DUDE WTF"s and "this makes no sense"s and "actually your statement is contradicted by canon"s! Keep on theorizing for the sake of theorizing, because you and I both know that the showrunners are on our side and would never, ever make fun of a theory.
Yours truly,
A concerned fan
