""Yes, that must be it. Tell me, Fujino-san, if the public clearly enjoys my music, despite knowing my sexual orientation, what makes you think shame and disgrace will come to your family? Think about it this way: charts show around 87% of Japan is open-minded to homosexuality. If there is something anti-gay, they tend to stay away from whatever that is. This has also been proven. Right now, your company is number one in the amount of sales made. 92% of the population in Japan come to your products first. If that 87% were to find out you were anti-gay, how much do you think your profits will plummet?" (I have no idea if this is true. I'm making it all up. XD)"

This is not cute. It is INFURIATING. There is The Fucking Google. Hell, there is The Fucking Wikipedia, if you feel like skipping Step 1 in the Google chain and going straight to the source. Please make use of either of these options, lest I take a bat to your hands.

Bonus Rant: I did not read your fic to get a fucking lecture about Why We Need To Love The Queers. As an official, card-carrying Queer, my sole interest is not in your politics but ~~reading~~ mocking your fic. I am not going to sit through your page-long, teenager-righteous, OOC "I Will Survive" speech. I am going to briefly sneer at it and go back to looking for bad!porn with dissolving vaginas.

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	dawnswalker 2009-06-09 04:11 am UTC (link)
	And it would have been merely eye-rollingly ignorant, if not for that author's note pasted haphazardly onto the end. It's like the cherry on a shit sundae... (Reply to this)

	ealusaid 2009-06-09 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Oh, the A/N. As if we couldn't spot a case of "96% of statistics are made up on the spot" without your help. And yes. Japan is that happy magical land without messed-up gender politics. How I long to go there, and own my own traditional house with a sakura tree, provided by the friendly and welcoming department of immigration! It surely appears to be a paradise. (Reply to this)

	khym_chanur 2009-06-09 09:41 am UTC (link)
	... dissolving vaginas. Dare I ask? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wankprophet 2009-06-09 03:24 pm UTC (link)
	For the love of god, please don't. My encounters with the gay subculture has taught me many wonderful things...and a few things that I rather wish I'd never learned. I rather suspect that dissolving vaginas falls into the latter category. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	arionhunter 2009-06-09 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Also on that list: corkscrew penises! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	arionhunter 2009-06-09 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	It is, apparently, a fabulous way to describe female arousal! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	otoselkie 2009-09-18 05:28 am UTC (link)
	Mm, smells like... Drain-O? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	coffee_mug 2009-06-09 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Think about it this way: charts show around 87% of Japan is open-minded to homosexuality. Charts - the new "statistics". (Reply to this)(Thread)

	arionhunter 2009-06-09 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Well, at least it explains the attraction of Ross Perot. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	meril 2009-06-09 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Just imagine what he could have done with PowerPoint 2007. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	deconcentrate 2009-06-10 11:56 am UTC (link)
	GODDAMMIT SHIZNAT FIC WRITERS (Reply to this)(Thread)

	arionhunter 2009-06-10 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	There is SO MUCH FAIL in the fandom, I don't even understand it. The egg Hadron collider fic was just one minor peak in the great Failndes Mountain Range. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deconcentrate 2009-06-10 12:38 pm UTC (link)
	The only thing I can assume is they came to the series through the sequels, where the relationships sometimes do look like they walked right out of badfic and onto the screen in glorious candy-coated color. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kittenmommy 2009-07-11 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	bad!porn with dissolving vaginas WHAT. (Reply to this)