""Yes, that must be it. Tell me, Fujino-san, if the public clearly enjoys my music, despite knowing my sexual orientation, what makes you think shame and disgrace will come to your family? Think about it this way: charts show around 87% of Japan is open-minded to homosexuality. If there is something anti-gay, they tend to stay away from whatever that is. This has also been proven. Right now, your company is number one in the amount of sales made. 92% of the population in Japan come to your products first. If that 87% were to find out you were anti-gay, how much do you think your profits will plummet?" (I have no idea if this is true. I'm making it all up. XD)"

This is not cute. It is INFURIATING. There is The Fucking Google. Hell, there is The Fucking Wikipedia, if you feel like skipping Step 1 in the Google chain and going straight to the source. Please make use of either of these options, lest I take a bat to your hands.

Bonus Rant: I did not read your fic to get a fucking lecture about Why We Need To Love The Queers. As an official, card-carrying Queer, my sole interest is not in your politics but reading mocking your fic. I am not going to sit through your page-long, teenager-righteous, OOC "I Will Survive" speech. I am going to briefly sneer at it and go back to looking for bad!porn with dissolving vaginas.