Alright, to revise my older rant.

I could give a shit what you think of my favorite character. You could call her a "bitch, slut, whore". It still wouldn't phase me. You could write intellectual rants about why you think the character sucks. I wouldn't care. Really, I could care less. I just smile and kindly ignore any posts of the sort.

So, you say that I can't like said character. Now, I start giving a shit. Also, your only compromise is to abide by a strict set of fandom rules, because every fan of said character is rabid. These rules are just idiotic. You want me to admit the character's flaws constantly. Her virtues can never be mentioned. Also, I can't ship this ship, because only immature fangirls ship it. Oh, go fuck yourself in a corner. If I didn't ship it already, I'd ship it out of spite.

Ugh, go die in a house fire or something.

Rant done. Now to go practice my audition song for Annie Got Your Gun, because contrary to fandom belief, this fan of said character has a life.