I knew some people like that. That slash was anti-canon and stupid, unless purely written because "you think the characters are hot together and just want some porn" something with a story trying to "make it look like it makes sense, when it doesn't" was bad and made you a bad writer and just another stupid yaoi fangirl who hated het and mad characters gay because you hated women.

Oh and all yuri was written by guys and it had no value as a written medium what-so-ever because lesbians are only written to get men off.

Suddenly I remember why I don't participate in fandom anymore.