Hypocritical slash fans make me sad inside
All right, I have put up with your incessant whining about how eeeeeeeeeeveryone writes your fave character as gay homg how can they do that don't they see how very heterosexual he is? I have put up with this for MONTHS. While it gets a little tired, I can see where you're coming from. It annoys me when you rail on people who play him otherwise mirrored to canon, but whatever. Everyone has their little ticks.

No, what's cheesed me off is that you actually do ship him with one of the other male characters.

Pretty hard.

Just for the porn.

But you want IC porn.

But no. They're all doing it wrong. Only you can do it right.

Eat a steaming bowl of dicks. You have no right to say your largely subjective opinion is any more correct than someone else's, especially when you spend so much time complaining about them only to do basically the exact same thing.