Because I don't know where else to post a PSA to the entire Internet
I must say, I am truly astonished. I had no idea that so many people here were members of royalty. And what liberal monarchs too, to offer control of your kingdoms to so many subjects! It was as if the word ‘rein’ never existed! Perhaps the idiosyncrasies of my low-born, working class background are showing. How should a peasant as hideously revolting as me expect so many kings and queens to be familiar with the business of rearing horses or driving carriages? A monarchy of my own devising would be marvelously interesting indeed if I reigned in my horses as some of you people here seem to do. I imagine that is the reason no one can seem to use their keyboard properly. It must be very dark, wet and full of distressingly squashy noises where you are.

-a pencil topper