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Kika ([info]darkvalkyrie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-09-18 13:22:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

I love the smell of lolita!wank in the morning.

Basically the EGL community on livejournal consists of a few thousand catty girls who dress ridiculously in ridiculously expensive frilly clothes and make fun of other girls for dressing ridiculously. (In case some of you weren't aware, Elegant Gothic Lolita is a J-fashion made popular by an elitist xenophobe Mana in order to make sure he still had a career after the band he was in went their separate ways.) So obviously, there's going to be spinoff communities and drama.

One such place is [info]lolita_fucks, a mocking community that does what every mocking community ever does: it makes fun of people on the internet.

Well, [info]serraasuka wants the community to show her their awesome, since if they're so 1337 then they must be the bestest roritachans EVAR. Or something like that.

Choice quotes include:

How did you get in to the fashion? Did you never make mistakes? Did you tumble out of your mothers wombs with the perfect amount of (high quality) race adorning your pretty little miniature bonnet?

Also, yes, it does make a difference whether or not this community is full of 'gorgeous GLB models or hideous butter trolls'. Because if you are hideous butter trolls (which I am starting to strongly suspect you are), posting in a community of this sort is super lame, and obviously designed to make yourself feel better about looking so hideous. Kthnx.

I keep my lunch money daily and eat scraps from the cans to afford Lolita clothings. AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT EATING FROM CANS IS NOT LOLIZZ!11!

And the winning smackdown of the post, courtesy of [info]danaeaphrael: It wouldn't be considered slander, it would be considered being a bunch of catty fucking bitches who are talkin' smack about your shitty fashion.

Smallish, but still amusing.




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[info]mcity
2006-09-18 08:42 pm UTC (link)
That is the most elaborate "If U can't do it then shut up!" I've ever seen.

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[info]out_bottle
2006-09-18 08:52 pm UTC (link)
hideous butter troll

I am fixated on this phrase!

hideous butter troll hideous butter troll

I want to make sweet sweet love to this phrase!

hideous butter troll! hideous butter troll! hideous butter troll!

*lights cigarette*

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(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-18 09:16 pm UTC
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cloudy with a chance of meatballs? - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-19 05:06 pm UTC
Re: cloudy with a chance of meatballs? - [info]bangoskank, 2006-09-19 07:17 pm UTC
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[info]loonylupinlover
2006-09-18 08:59 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/lolita_fucks/99938.html Here's the original mock-post of serraasuka's outfit. SOMEONE'S defensive, don't you think? It wasn't even a post that garnered many comments; a cursory glance through the comm shows sporkings with double that amount of comments (or triple, if you don't count the OP's replying to almost all of them). Dude, I would be embarrassed/annoyed too if someone sporked me... but y'know, I wouldn't give them the satisfaction of seeing that by making a huge post in their comm about OMGUMEANIES!!11!1!. That only makes it a billion times worse (and a billion times funnier, for those of us on the outside!).

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(no subject) - [info]marciamarcia, 2006-09-19 01:26 am UTC
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[info]willywanka
2006-09-18 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Is rorita the same thing as lolita, and race the same as lace? Or is it something completely different?

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[info]lazulisong
2006-09-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
what the hell is a hideous butter troll? Someone who takes more than a size 2?

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-18 09:19 pm UTC (link)
It must take these girls an extremely long time to get ready every morning.

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[info]azawakh
2006-09-18 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm amazed the wrath of LJ Abuse: Copyright Unit hasn't been invoked with all the picture reposting.

And along with "butter troll," "Lolitist" is the term of the day.

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[info]mochibuni
2006-09-18 09:58 pm UTC (link)
Ahh internetz. I'm sure if they ever realize they have a wank report here, it'll be the same thing all over again.

"Show me your wanks!"

Bring out your wanks! But I'm not a wank yet.

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[info]liadan_celt
2006-09-18 10:00 pm UTC (link)
I just want to say that danaeaphreal is my new favouritest internet person ever*.


* Subject to change, likely within the next five minutes. Not valid in Texas, Alabama, or Iceland. 5c deposit in CT, DE, VT, MA, IA, ME, NY, OR, HI.

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(no subject) - [info]wtf, 2006-09-18 11:53 pm UTC

[info]chaos_theory
2006-09-18 10:11 pm UTC (link)
I'm just waiting for lolita_fucks to go all cosplay_fucks, explode in a flurry of wank and disappear with a whimper. And that's the ONLY reason I ever go over there, really...

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(no subject) - [info]braisinhussy, 2006-09-18 11:05 pm UTC

[info]redcoast
2006-09-18 10:20 pm UTC (link)
I thought the whole point of loli fashion was to be as hideous and lacy as possible.

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[info]smo
2006-09-18 10:24 pm UTC (link)
high quality race

Paging Draco Malfoy!

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[info]hickorydickory
2006-09-18 10:26 pm UTC (link)
Elitist xenophobe? Do tell.

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[info]semirecluse
2006-09-18 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Methinks there's something a trifle creepy about [info]relucesco's portrait.

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(no subject) - [info]lady7jane, 2006-09-19 12:19 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-19 12:13 am UTC (link)
>I keep my lunch money daily and eat scraps from the cans to afford Lolita clothings.

Drama queen. The badly dressed Lolita whines...much.

I mean is it just me or does anyone else find it strangely creepy to see adults and teens dress like four year old girls from the Victorian era, complete with frilly petticoats?

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[info]annaham
2006-09-19 12:33 am UTC (link)
Could someone kindly explain to me what the hell a "butter troll" is?

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[info]semiotics
2006-09-19 12:38 am UTC (link)
I realize that [info]danaeaphreal is probably trying to be serious in her first comment, but I think the phrase DUMBLY POTS is hysterical, and I now plan on using it as soon as I figure out what it means.

that's so DUMBLY POTS

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[info]caito
2006-09-19 01:50 am UTC (link)
Aww. I liked 'lolita' style better when I saw it in Kamikaze Girls.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-19 02:26 am UTC (link)
I wanked *wipes self off*
-angryazngirl

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yayz for OT
[info]coffeebun
2006-09-19 03:13 am UTC (link)
I actually like EGL clothing. Not that I wear them, but... I think they're pretty/cute.
The problem is... very very few people can actually pull of a good EGL look. Mostly people who do try it just look like thrift shop couture rejects.

/irrelevance

Ps: Butter troll sounds like some kind of pastry. With lots of butter and sugar and cream. ;-;

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Re: yayz for OT - [info]coffeebun, 2006-09-19 03:16 am UTC
Re: yayz for OT - [info]misakichi, 2006-09-19 03:51 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2006-09-19 03:35 am UTC (link)
And let me remind you that you posted your own picture online, its your own fault.

A quick lesson in mockery:

Posting pics = her fault.
Making fun of them = your fault.

That's how it works, so stop weaseling. Admit to being a jerk! Embrace your inner asshat! Be loud and be proud! It's all you, baby!



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(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2006-09-19 04:49 am UTC
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[info]lerefuge
2006-09-19 04:00 am UTC (link)
I would probably find this community entertaining if the members were just people going LULZ LOLITA, but I have the feeling, after reading a few posts, that the members are Lolita elitists and that's just so very very sad.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-19 04:03 am UTC (link)
This is possibly a spectacularly bad idea, but I have to ask...

...'possibly'?

--LadyMae

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-19 04:29 am UTC (link)
Lolita_fucks wank = always ripe for picking.
:D
_Q, frequent reader.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2006-09-19 05:07 am UTC (link)
Bitch is wanky, but I can kinda understand her annoyance. The pictures some of the "elitist" members posted weren't exactly what I'd call particularly spectacular compared to the images they're mocking.

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