I love the smell of lolita!wank in the morning.

Basically the EGL community on livejournal consists of a few thousand catty girls who dress ridiculously in ridiculously expensive frilly clothes and make fun of other girls for dressing ridiculously. (In case some of you weren't aware, Elegant Gothic Lolita is a J-fashion made popular by an elitist xenophobe Mana in order to make sure he still had a career after the band he was in went their separate ways.) So obviously, there's going to be spinoff communities and drama.

One such place is lolita_fucks, a mocking community that does what every mocking community ever does: it makes fun of people on the internet.

Well, serraasuka wants the community to show her their awesome, since if they're so 1337 then they must be the bestest roritachans EVAR. Or something like that.

Choice quotes include:

How did you get in to the fashion? Did you never make mistakes? Did you tumble out of your mothers wombs with the perfect amount of (high quality) race adorning your pretty little miniature bonnet?

Also, yes, it does make a difference whether or not this community is full of 'gorgeous GLB models or hideous butter trolls'. Because if you are hideous butter trolls (which I am starting to strongly suspect you are), posting in a community of this sort is super lame, and obviously designed to make yourself feel better about looking so hideous. Kthnx.

I keep my lunch money daily and eat scraps from the cans to afford Lolita clothings. AND DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT EATING FROM CANS IS NOT LOLIZZ!11!

And the winning smackdown of the post, courtesy of danaeaphrael: It wouldn't be considered slander, it would be considered being a bunch of catty fucking bitches who are talkin' smack about your shitty fashion.

Smallish, but still amusing.