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felinephoenix ([info]felinephoenix) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-09-19 21:47:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

Buffalo are GAY. (Animorphs Wank, Mateys!)
Over at [info]animorphs, [info]blue_samurai posts a link to an Amazon.com page for a new book by KAA Applegate, called The Bufallo Storm.

We think. Considering that the page won't load for anyone, and [info]blue_samurai just wants us to wait and see, no one knows for sure! But the wank truly begins when swell leaves this wonderfully witty comment:

Title sounds kinda gay.

There is snark and wank, until [info]swell deletes all the comments! But fear not, gentle wankas, because [info]swell has capped it for attention-whoring our amusement. Oh, who's our wittle webel? She is! She is!

The title sounds kind of gay STUPID. STUPID LIKE DUMB LIKE RE-no wait, I can't say that, I might offend someone, because God (OH THERE I GO AGAIN!) knows that I don't live in a country with free speech and this is a deeply serious forum where all must keep a solemn tone. Because, you know, Animorphs had no aspects in it that might offend anyone. Ever.

Isn't that sooo cute?!

By the way, the book's a picture book. Just in case you cared. Enjoy it while you can, mateys, odds are this post will get bahleeted with the tide.

ETA: Now with links. *headdesk*



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[info]mcity
2006-09-20 04:55 am UTC (link)
If there's any way to work teenage angst into a picture book, Applegate will manage to. Believe it!

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[info]felinephoenix
2006-09-20 04:57 am UTC (link)
Actually, the Japanese Animorphs books have pictures. No, really. Everyone is cute and wee and they even go fishing for some reason.

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[info]gal_montag
2006-09-20 04:57 am UTC (link)
When are people gonna learn? Free Speech *does* mean that you can call a book title gay, but it also means I can inform you that you are a half witted asshat for doing it.

PS - The Internets aren't a country you can live in and they don't have Free Speech, FAIL.

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[info]churri
2006-09-20 05:01 am UTC (link)
Animorphs wank! Animorphs wank! I'm sure there are other important things, but still. Animorphs wank! I didn't even know it had an active fandom.

I wonder how soon I can get this book. For my little sister. Totally for my little sister.

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Eh... - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 06:30 am UTC
Re: Eh... - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-09-20 07:27 pm UTC
Re: Eh... - [info]felinephoenix, 2006-09-20 07:28 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-09-20 05:18 am UTC (link)
Yes, it is *totall* a suppression of free speech if people get mad at you for calling something gay.

Now excuse me, I have to yell "fire" in a packed movie theater.

-queen of the imps

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Yeah? - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 06:09 am UTC
Re: Yeah? - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 10:35 am UTC
This wank is so straight!
[info]out_bottle
2006-09-20 05:31 am UTC (link)
What's funnier?

That the wank is all about one word?

That swell deleted comments, but then was so proud of her wit she capped them to her site?

Oh, wait! I know! It's that while telling her detractors how over-sensitive and humorless they are, she comes off as... over-sensitive and humorless!

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Re: This wank is so straight! - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 02:36 pm UTC
Re: This wank is so straight! - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 03:32 pm UTC
Re: This wank is so straight! - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 05:04 pm UTC
Re: This wank is so straight! - [info]rustybitch, 2006-09-20 08:11 pm UTC
Re: This wank is so straight! - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 11:44 pm UTC
Re: This wank is so straight! - [info]rustybitch, 2006-09-21 01:28 am UTC
Re: This wank is so straight! - [info]vasaris, 2006-09-21 10:34 pm UTC
Re: This wank is so straight! - [info]rustybitch, 2006-09-22 12:41 am UTC

[info]seiberwing
2006-09-20 05:44 am UTC (link)
I have Jewish roots, but I don't practice the religion. I just added that in since they said the part about well what if I said it was a Jewish title? (Which, by the way, what the fuck would that be? 'Oi Vey, The Buffalo Hudspuh?')

Yeah. Especially that one dude. He is going to die young from a heart attack or something if he takes the internet so seriously. Poor guy.


CHUTZPAH. Not hudspuh. Get it right, you damn Jew. *yes, is Jewish too*

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[info]sumeragi
2006-09-20 05:47 am UTC (link)
I just hope this book isn't as lame as the Animorphs one with with buffalo. Which will not stop me from pre-ordering it, clearly.

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(no subject) - sockpuppet_rat, 2006-09-20 05:46 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2006-09-20 06:06 am UTC (link)
Huh... so Animorphs actually ended (what? I stopped collecting and reading the books shorly after the introduction of that David kid.).

So, who won? Kids or Yeerks?

-Melisus

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The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so...
(Anonymous)
2006-09-20 06:07 am UTC (link)
Buffalo. As in big, shaggy, plains beast. Storm. As in natural weather upset.

Nooo...still not seeing the gay, here. But me thinks Buffalo+Colbert or Buffalo+HP would make such an awesome icon, for those of you who are good at that!



If you take the other way- comparing herself to the obnoxious, emo-whiny-badass 14 year old boy everyone knew is so not helping.

"Oh, and I am a cunt"

-Well. At least she's honest. That's...special. Though, personally, I prefer "monkey humper". Because it's "talk like a pirate day!" Zombie monkeys!

Dude, the only way this FW day could get any better is Babysitters' Club wank:)

-Nefret

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Re: The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so... - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 10:39 am UTC
Re: The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so... - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-20 03:35 pm UTC
Re: The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so... - [info]onaga, 2006-09-20 03:44 pm UTC
Re: The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so... - [info]semirecluse, 2006-09-20 03:48 pm UTC
Re: The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so... - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 09:12 pm UTC
Re: The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so... - (Anonymous), 2006-09-20 09:49 pm UTC
Re: The buffalos were jealous of the pandas, so... - [info]misakichi, 2006-09-21 05:06 pm UTC
Reposted because I *suck*
iwanttobeasleep
2006-09-20 06:12 am UTC (link)
This guy had better stay away from the Daily Show fandom; they regularly post links about people who aren't even part of the show anymore, and people who weren't even part of the show period.

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[info]stella_polaris
2006-09-20 06:33 am UTC (link)
What is it with people totally raping that law of free speech? Like it covers insulting others.

That said, I'm amused by the way some people get so furious when something gets called "gay". I'm not straight myself, and it irks me when the word gay is used a negative instul (i.e "you fag" etc), but usually "that's so gay" is used as a humorous term, or something. I dunno. Just can't bring myself to get so worked up about it.

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[info]nekoama
2006-09-20 11:45 am UTC (link)
I call shit gay all the time, and no one's called me out on it. Then again, as a gay myself, I tend to use in sarcastic terms so maybe that's it.

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[info]coffee_mug
2006-09-20 12:13 pm UTC (link)
"The Buffalo Storm" sounds gay? I can only respond to that with, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

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[info]nyonyo
2006-09-20 12:40 pm UTC (link)
Yay, you reported this one! I get sort of warm and fuzzy seeing Ani fandom on FW, as the previous post from like a year and a half ago (and a near-identical upthread discussion about, "WTF happened in #54?") was what got me back into the fandom in the first place. So it makes me hope this wank will bring more people back into the fandom, too and maybe they will write good smutfic, or just good fic in general, would not say no to either</i>.

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[info]mada
2006-09-20 04:46 pm UTC (link)
Man... I'm from Buffalo and for a moment there I was really excited...

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[info]dark_puck
2006-09-20 05:08 pm UTC (link)
Man... Animorphs wank and not one word about the Deus Ex Machina Ellimist.

I had such a hate-on for the little fuck, even when I was twelve and he was first introduced. Only good he ever did was give Tobias the ability to morph again.

And don't get me started on his enemy/rival/angry ex-lover.

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[info]itsirtou
2006-09-20 05:32 pm UTC (link)
Awwww...I kind of miss the Animorphs. I had such a bad crush on Tobias, even though he was not really of my species. Did he ever get turned back into a kid or was he a hawk/falcon/thing for life?

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[info]twoiskewl
2006-09-20 05:56 pm UTC (link)
I loved Animorphs, but god was Remnants pure and utter crack.

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-20 09:15 pm UTC (link)
when stupid cunts use derogatory language

AHAHAHA. I am three and I find this hilarious!

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(Anonymous)
2006-09-20 11:54 pm UTC (link)
SORT OF OT but can I post your icon to [info]userpicks on LJ? :D!

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[info]mastervex
2006-09-21 05:46 am UTC (link)
I think I read a couple Animorphs books when I was eleven or so, because a friend was into 'em. I didn't read any more because they seemed to mostly just be creepy and depressing, and also because they looked like one of those things that would go on forever, and the plot and characters would get more and more screwed and make less and less sense, and whatever eventual ending there was would suck. And ha, it sounds like I was about right.

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[info]nightwalker
2006-09-21 06:55 am UTC (link)
What this fandom should be wanking about is the lack of Jake/Marco fic in the world.

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[info]saithey
2006-09-21 07:14 am UTC (link)
I just got done reading "Carpe Jugulum". "Bufallo Storm" conjures up many lolz (+20 points of awesome and an internet if you get why!)

I just finished rereading book #3 some time ago, too. I stopped reading the books after a certain point. The angst got on my nerves.
meh, I was more of a Fright Times/Goosebumps kid, anyway

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