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Laughing Happy Fish Heads ([info]chaobell) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-07-17 10:16:00
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Fictional Wank
So a few months back, I'd written this little thingy. It is set in the world that my game project takes place in, and chronicles a flamewar that takes place on the War Master Fan mailing list. War Master is to the Penumbra world as Final Fantasy is to ours. Wank, however, is universal, and thus this fic/babble/whatever it is needs no further explanation.

I thought y'all might find it sort of amusing. :)

*fwapfwapfwap*

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[info]senor_pinata
2003-07-17 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear lord. That chick has to have been faking. No way someone could be that stupid.

It was still a great read, though. Hee. Thanks for sharing.

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[info]senor_pinata
2003-07-17 06:51 pm UTC (link)
So a few months back, I'd written this little thingy. It is set in the world that my game project takes place in

Hi, I completely cannot read! Ah well...isn't it sad that I've seen enough flamewars to have no trouble believing this happened?

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[info]singe
2003-07-17 10:21 pm UTC (link)
Psst! It's OK, I do that sort of thing all the time.

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[info]snoozy
2003-07-17 07:15 pm UTC (link)
It's so lifelike!

>thats bcuz iria is STUPID and UGLY and taro doesnt luv her!!!

Sheer genius.

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[info]guinevere33
2003-07-17 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that was long, but SO worth it! Between tAr0gIrL and the last note from Angel Eyes, it had me on the FLOOR.

:: thumbs up for a wank well done ::

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[info]mpoetess
2003-07-17 07:34 pm UTC (link)
*dies*

It's a sad-ass commentary on humanity funny because it's true...

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[info]phosfate
2003-07-18 04:34 pm UTC (link)
::points at your icon, gapes::

SQUEE!

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[info]mpoetess
2003-07-18 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Took me a second to remember which one I'd used, since my default [points] doesn't usually inspire squeeing!

I used to have a huge set of BtVS and Angel ones available, then sitecrash = byebye to most of them. I still have the templates, though, if you'd like one with fandomofyourchoice. ;-)

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[info]virago
2003-07-17 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I remember reading this at some point...definitely remember the "OKAMA MEANS WOLF!!!!" bit. Ahaha. *adds meaningless drone's accolade to heap*

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[info]yadda
2003-07-17 08:47 pm UTC (link)
*dead from coke*

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[info]meril
2003-07-17 09:31 pm UTC (link)
I've been sending that link along to people since I saw it on your LJ last year. (Well, until it started spewing 404s)

I needed the new link. I've tried to tell people I know from non-ficcing fandoms what a ficcing fandom flame war looks like, and your piece is the best explanation of it.

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[info]heyoka
2003-07-17 10:06 pm UTC (link)
This...this is a thing of beauty and a joy forever. I bow to your parody skills.

*wipes the tears of laughter from her eyes and bookmarks*

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[info]singe
2003-07-17 10:17 pm UTC (link)
So, Tarosgurl, for future reference: "oukami" == "wolf." "Okama" == "homosexual." Got it? Good. Not quite as big a faux pas as that one bint that named her self-insert
Labia, but still good.

'Scuse me, I have to roll about laughing now. BBWAAHAAHAA!!!

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[info]sorchar
2003-07-17 10:33 pm UTC (link)
So. Very. Beautiful.

U r my new hero.

And I love the Fish Heads song too.

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[info]phosfate
2003-07-17 10:50 pm UTC (link)
::applause::

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[info]lillyv
2003-07-17 11:08 pm UTC (link)
y is Labi a a bad name???? i think its prety!

*Cough/Choke/Sputter*

Must...remember...she's...14....

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[info]lillyv
2003-07-18 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Note to self: Self, you're an idiot.

Right, sorry, stupid me. The whole thing is still funny as hell, but now I'm stupid and it's funny as hell. So everything's even better.

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[info]nekoneko
2003-07-17 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Lovely wank. Very inspiring. I'll be making icons off of this for months.

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[info]rikoshi
2003-07-18 02:11 pm UTC (link)
I love you.

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[info]nekoneko
2003-07-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Heh. ^^; Thanks.
I visit [info]dl_anon and veryverygay.com a lot. Is it noticable? XD;

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[info]nita
2003-07-17 11:49 pm UTC (link)
I am awed by the power of that wank.

No, really.

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[info]kookaburra
2003-07-18 12:31 am UTC (link)
I don't even play video games, and I'm STILL laughing my arse off from that. Angel's last line really did me in. I actually had an asthma attack from laughing so hard.

*takes big puff on inhaler, starts giggling madly*

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[info]feenix
2003-07-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
>NO IT ISNT!!!!!!!!! my bother told me okama means wolf he been to natsuno

> y is Labi a a bad name???? i think its prety!

> And second, and I'm sorry, but there is just
no delicate way to put this: please refrain from writing sex
scenes until you have seen an actual penis.

And you're sure this isn't an actual chat transcript with names substituted in?

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[info]rikoshi
2003-07-18 01:01 am UTC (link)
And Tarosgurl, re: "okama": you keep using that word. I do not
think it means what you think it means.

Trust me on this one.

Oh, that's just precious beyond any and all words.

And the ensuing wankitude which follows has brightened my afternoon. I love you, wankers.

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One of the funniest wanks. Ever.
[info]tourniquette
2003-07-18 01:45 am UTC (link)
It feels like my birthday all over again.

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[info]ruaki
2003-07-18 05:25 am UTC (link)
Excellent. If only all flamewars were as entertaining as this. All the stereotypes accounted for, all the usual arguments made. And the kicker at the end, with Angel Eyes demanding to know why were fics were taken down? Perfect. >D I had much fun. To quote a friend, you deserve the bowing down. ::bows down::

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[info]zannechaos
2003-07-18 10:02 am UTC (link)
Now she dead from parody.

This... ::falls prostrate, worships:: You are a goddess among parody writers. ::saves the link::

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snowball
2003-07-18 10:31 am UTC (link)
Absolutely priceless. XD

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[info]shoiryu
2003-07-18 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Okama VS Ookami, Round One, FIGHT!


(Ironically enough, I initially typed "OoKamui".)

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Okama vs. OoKamui
[info]unnamed
2003-07-18 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't that be the same vs. the same, then?

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Re: Okama vs. OoKamui
[info]shoiryu
2003-07-19 12:29 am UTC (link)
Kamui sez: "I'm not gay. It was peer pressure! DAMN YOU, SUBARU!"

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[info]irk
2003-07-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
OH MY GOD.

...

OH MY GOD.




Marry me.

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[info]mirabellawotr
2003-07-19 06:21 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahahaha! <3!

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I know I've read this before, but I didn't comment?
(Anonymous)
2003-12-17 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Ahh good lord I remember this well.

:eyes tearing just with the memories of the prior read:

Ironhand on LJ...

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