FMA AMV spazz-out
Small, but chewy:

Somebody posts a funny music video to YouTube. It's Envy and Greed from FMA, to Anything You Can Do from Annie Get Your Gun, and is really quite impressive as its maker apparently did over a hundred drawings by hand. But for wank purposes, the important thing is that the song contains the following exchange:

FRANK BUTLER: How do you sing that high?!
ANNIE OAKLEY: I'm a GIRL.

COMMENTS: We cannot spell or take a joke!

redwolf1: OMFG Envys a chick!!! ha ha i knew it!
EdElric56: Sorr to burst your bubble but Envy is a guy because he's Ed's half-"BROTHER" and thus forth a guy.
BlindSowrd: Someone doesnt know how to enjoy an AMV
PhaseChan: ...I think everyone knows that. And thats what made it funny.
EdElric56: I know that is waht made it funny and I did enjoy it but do you have to get angery at me?

Note that I didn't misspell that - 'BlindSowrd' is this person's actual username.

MrsElric: great job but i have to tell u or whoever made this that envy is a guy not a girl

sasukesflaminfangirl: you'd have to be a f***ing moron to think that envy is a girl...america just messed up his voice...and you cant edit the song...

ircrayz800: Aw, c'mon, guys, Envy is a dude. We all know it. The "I'm a GIRL" thing in the song is part of the song and a joke. It's supposed to be funny. Don't ruin the comedy of it by arguing over Envy's gender. And by the way, Envy has no "feminine body features", if you catch my drift. He couldn't possibly be a woman.

Ashfrompines13: ENVY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL OK SO THERES SOMETHING THE WORLD NEEDS TO DEAL WITH.....i love it
EggYolk: yes he looks like a girl so does sai from hikaru no go neither are girls.

bobegg13: honenhiem tells ed that he and dante tryed to bring back their 18 year old son (the son being envy) who died of mercury poisening over 400 years ago. and if you watch the episode ed clearly says, "you're a guy" so muhahaahahahahahahahaha. i feel better. i've seen the episodes and movie so don't contradict me. the video was made for fun. it DOESN'T mean envy's a girl. it's just that envy and greed hate eachother and and always fight so they were the best choice. thank-you.

Envy's gender seems to be of particular concern to people with 'Vampire' or 'Angel' in their usernames...

ItoeTheVampire: ENVY IS NOT A GIRL!!!HE IS A GUY!!GOD!DUMBA*SES!

VampireDuzell15: That was a good video! I don't see why people think envy is a boy! ENVY LOOKS LIKE A GIRL, TALKS LIKE A GIRL, AND DRESSES LIKE A GIRL! [no offense ladys]X3

00DarkAngel4lyf00: HE IS A GUY!!! Go 2 episode 51 and he'll show u. Watch the rest of the show before u make a decision about HIM and don't just rely on ppl writing stuff on the internet b-cuz they are DEAD WRONG!!!!!

fallenangel1993: seriously, did ANYONE watch the anime?! Envy is a GUY. He was the homunculus created when hoenheim (sp) tried to bring back his dead son. Pay attention ppls!!!!

And to this person:

pauloloia: Envy is NOT a BOY or a GIRL because HE or SHE don't remember is original FORM...if you don't belive me GO SEE THE FUCKING OFICIAL SITE!!!!!...looool...OMFG!!!!!!

pauloloia: envy is not a girl ffs!...and he or she is not a boy too!...envy don't remember his/her original form...that episode that envy show to Ed-san his/her original form, because she/he knows Ed woud hold back so he or she can beat Ed!...that hapens in the episode!...if you don't belive me go see the oficial site pls!

And finally, the obligatory voice of reason... rather adulterated by an emoticon:

Kaoritsuki: cant you people take a damn joke god. ^_^