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Jon "Bad Wasabi" Wood (mcity) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2006-09-30 00:13:00

Entry tags:

videogames

Sweet Christmas, do you guys ever SHUT UP?
Today's Joystiq wank: Joystiq says a video of a Gears of War demo sucks. GoW fanboys immediately assume they're saying the game sucks. Sony fanboys immediately claim the system is doomed, I tell you, doomed! Everybody else shakes their heads and gets themselves a stiff drink.

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	(Anonymous) 2006-09-30 11:21 am UTC (link)
	SO MUCH JOYSTIQ WANK!!!! Look, why not just relabel the website, 'The bottomless wank pit' and go on with our not so interesting lives (Reply to this)(Thread)

	reeve 2006-09-30 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	Joystiq is the new GameFAQs, but with better grammar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	female_fanboy 2006-10-01 08:28 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, and they don't wank about 'teh ghey guys lovin' Link! OH NOES!!1" Okay, so that was Gamespot, but still... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	reeve 2006-09-30 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	Just watched the video-- it doesn't look all that bad (disclaimer: I'm something of a Cliffy B fangirl). Between this and Blue Dragon, the XBox 360 is actually looking pretty appealing. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-10-01 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Don't forget Dead Rising! Even with a so-called 'crippled' save system... Between Gears of War and Bioshock though, Bioshock looks cooler. Basically, I guess what this all means is that every gamer is going to be poor in the next quarter. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-10-05 08:47 am UTC (link)
	Owns a 360 It's not too bad, actually. Wireless controllers = love. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion also equals love, but I talk endlessly about that and I'm not about to subject you to a rant about the wonderfulness of Ayleid ruins or something. ~Jay (dark_mage_girl @ LJ). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cathowl 2006-10-03 02:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm not here for the wank. I just wanted to say that your use of the phrase "Sweet Christmas" gave me a little shot of glee by making me remember Captain SNES. Thanks. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	influencethis 2006-10-03 04:51 am UTC (link)
	...I was about to say the same thing. Except I just use it in conversation instead of swearing around family. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pocketfox 2006-10-03 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	I have no idea what this wank is about. But the icon... it commanded me to comment. Commanded! I love it. ^.^ (Reply to this)

	greenling 2006-10-05 06:27 am UTC (link)
	There's been nothing new since Saturday? starts stocking up on canned goods (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-10-05 08:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, that shocked me too. I thought that maybe we'd had another Deletegate but the evidence had all been deleted, but...I somehow don't think that's it. ...Maybe the wankers are starting to see sense? ... Nah. ~Jay (dark_mage_girl @ LJ). (Reply to this)(Parent)

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