The House/Asperger's Wank, Part II: Electric Boogaloo
Thought we'd seen the end of it? Well, house_md may have been late in the game, but after the episode in question was rerun on USA last night, someone had to jump in. I had trouble figuring out if azurepetals is a troll. Although the journal is empty and the info and friends list sparse, the journal creation date is a few months ago. Old sock, maybe?

Anyway, the amusement really comes in when the troll OP and someone else trying to argue with her have the following exchange:

speedlight: house doesn't have aspergers.
azurepetals: Yes he does.
speedlight: he does not you stupid furry, house told wilson to tell cuddy that he did so that she'd give him his goddamn carpet back.

JESUS.

That is not my interpretation of what transpired, folks. That was exactly what was said.

A tiny interlude about arguements vs. exchanges pops up. No wank there, though. But down a bit further, favyan tries to bring the sense by citing canon. The OP accuses him of being too narrow minded, then proceeds to stick s/h/it's fingers in s/h/it's ears and use this as s/h/it's catch phrase whenever someone doesn't agree with s/h/it. Also, speedlight comes back, and azurepetals accuses them of wanting s/h/it. OKAY!

simmysim tries one more time to bring the sense to the post, but by then the troll has dropped all pretense of not being a troll, and simmysim responds in terms that s/h/it can understand.

We also have random YouTube videos to illustrate a point, and no House wank is complete without the Capslockers and their NSFW MSPaint graphics.

In the end, a somewhat logical discussion manages to ensue, and with a final declaration of troll, everyone packs it in and calls it a night. Short but sweet. It was almost too small to post here, but once I noticed that it managed to hit on most everything a House-wank has, I decided it deserved to be shared.

ETA: Just fixed some links.

ETA2: Fixed someone's gender. Sorry about the unexpected sex change. ^_^;