Supernatural wank!
First wank, please be gentle! I got this from a mouse on wank report:

la_folle_allure (you all remember her from the "TALK TO MY GPA FUCKERS!" wank, right?) has decided that Jensen Ackles is a coke addict, and thinks if she repeats it enough, it will become fact, and strangely, other people seem convinced. She also is disgusted by Jensen's smoking habit, but since smoking=gay sex, she can live with it.

Inspired by la_folle_allure's successfully fabricated rumor, others in the fandom try their hand at it:

http://tvm.livejournal.com/61881.html

http://sevenfists.livejournal.com/62784.html

http://esorlehcar.livejournal.com/430684.html

http://annalazarus.livejournal.com/51301.html

http://ignipes.livejournal.com/135080.html

Man, that Jensen Ackles sure inspires batshit insanitydevotion in his fans.