Attend the Tale of Sweeney Wank!
For the most part, the Sweeney Todd fandom has been very quiet. That was until Johnny Depp was picked to the play the title role in the movie. This brought vomit inducing debates on whether or not Depp can sing the part. The best part is that people have been unable to get their respective underwear out of a twist despite that it’s been months since the announcement.

So over on the one and only IMDB, SummerD links a youtube clip of Johnny Depp supposedly singing in the moive Cry Baby to prove that Depp can sing. Khanum_of_Persia chimes in stating that John Waters has already cleared up that Depp didn’t sing in Cry Baby. Little_Sketchy then writes up a tl;dr report on why she thinks that in the link it is Depp. Khanum_of_Persia is not amused, and then goes on to flap about how Depp fans think they know more than John Waters.

Queue in wankplosion with a side order of meat pies! Oh no, apparently OperaGhost88, pelicans_and_such, and grizabellalover_92 have lost all respect for Khanum_of_Persia.

Meanwhile InuKage-91 takes a condescending tone with Khanum_of_Persia. “ok, you know what? A lot of people who CAN sing dont realize it. A lot of people who are amazing at singing say that they suck and they truly believe it”

All the while PhantomPhan222 and BroadwayBookworm have a small kerfluffle on the side about complaining, hypocrisy, and other such matters. The argument ends with PhantomPhan222 admitting to being a hypocrite, and she’s proud of it!

I just can’t wait for the movie to come out, seeing that these people are already setting themselves up for disappointment. There will be enough wank to last a lifetime.