Battlestar Galactica rapewank!
Kind of small but it feels like playing wank-bingo.

On Battlestar_Blog virus_x posts a rant (edited for spoilers if some people, like I am, are still wending their way through season 2):

But my hatred for the Cylons has grown by a few orders of magnitude, after watching what happened, Friday. I won't say what, I won't say why, but now, I condone virtually everything [a group of the good guys in Season 2] did to Cylons, and have absolutely no qualms about the most gruesome extremes of physical and psychological torture being used against them. To me, virtually all of them should be designated as targets of wholesale extermination. Now, I cannot see the vast majority of them as anything other than dirty machines.

Given that a plot point was that those people raped the female humanoid cylons, some people get antsy, saying, "Rape is never okay."

Clearly they misread virus_x! I mean, who reading that rant could ever imagine that he approved of such extremes of physical and psychological torture?

...Oh, wait. But don't worry, it's not his fault! It's kind of cute to watch him wank up a storm putting the blame on everyone else, because when he said "virtually" he OBVIOUSLY meant "within reasonable limits". The orgasm finally comes here:

No, I'm putting the blame right where it belongs: on you, and the rest that have poor reading comprehension. I quite clearly wrote: "...virtually...". So, like people that probably get no other exercise than jumping to conclusions and running people down, you took it upon yourselves to assume everything, fill in the blanks with what you apparently wanted me to say for the sake of the fun of writing negative criticism, and didn't even bother to ask for clarification.

Because, hey, rape is so heinous he'd never even countenance it, but wholesale extermination is A-OK!

Then there's It's just a TV show!, Let's all get along now, and calls for a spoiler LJ-cut, which lead to his wanky ETA:

Edit: Even though I categorically refused to state why, or wherefore, someone has called this "spoilery". I say that's a load of crap, but, oh well. Be warned that this general, non-specific post that may or may even not pertain to any episode in particular could be interpreted by 1 out of 30 people as "spoilery". You have been warned.