My dearest camilla has already put this on fandom_lounge but I'll be damned if it hasn't progressed far enough to be f_w'ed proper.

faithfulreader is a very special snowflake in that he has a cock and he is gay. These two factors are important because that makes his word gospel over - well, say, mine, given that I do not own a cock and I am not entirely gay. But whatevs.

So anyway, he has written these guides on how to write slash: or more accurately, "how to write porn that I will be turned on by and will meet my fittingly exact standards for what I want to see, you big meany poo heads". And HE IS NOT IMPRESSED THAT YOU DON'T REVERE HIS VENOM COCK. What, the guy in the twenty-three hundred dollar suit is supposed to accept that other people have different standards for their porn? Come on!

Appreciate the irony in him calling the Draco Trilogy "brilliant literature" whilst deriding the HP series for being populist crap. Also, he is not about to let any of you icky people with your own individual fetishes hold your own opinion in your own LJ, oh no siree bob.