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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-11-02 11:40:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, sorting communities

"Marijuana is not a house in Hogwarts"
Hogwarts elite. (Insert your joke here). Wee_little_me tried to get in and got overwhelming squibbed. It might have had something to do with her unique spellings: 'Minerva McGanaglle' and 'Arogog'. It might have had something to do with the fact that half her answers involved marijuana. (It's what she'd see in the mirror of Erised, for instance.) It might have had something to do with her self-proclaimed penchant for drama. It even might have something to do with her promise to troll the community if they squeeed about ""Daniel Radcliff's sexy eyes".

Whatever it was that lead to being squibbed, Wee_little_me doesn't agree with it, and is telling the Hogwarts elite posters exactly what she feels about the way they've rejected her honest baring of her inner soul.

liret: squib I'm sorry, you're probably fun to have around, but I'm not sure you're a good fit for the community.
wee_little_me Unfortunatly thats not exactly for you to judge :S
and
decentlyturned:I like your pot bus business. Unfortunately, the questions that I look most at weren't very helpful in sorting you. As in, I couldn't find anywhere to put you because of a lack of elaboration, except near a pot plant. Nothing wrong with that, but marijuana is not a house in Hogwarts.
The funny gets stronger when it turns out that little_we_me is a rabid Snapefan.
"You have no case. My interpertation of Snape is compltely cannon. I find that one statement of yours quite insulting and I believe you lack knowledge into what cannon Snape is like. He happens to be a 3dimentional character, not a 2d snot-rag.



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[info]waltraute
2006-11-02 08:54 pm UTC (link)
The 'Ganga for All' icon starring Rupert Grint is pretty amusing in a cheap way. But if I had to be in those movies, I think toking up before hand would probably help.

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[info]itsirtou
2006-11-02 08:57 pm UTC (link)
Photoshop. Snape=Cannon.

Go.

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[info]froda_baggins
2006-11-02 08:57 pm UTC (link)
My interpertation of Snape is compltely cannon.

Cannon fodder, maybe. *hates when people misspell that word*

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-11-02 09:04 pm UTC
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[info]angora
2006-11-02 08:57 pm UTC (link)
I have no opinion on her application, but I wish I hadn't looked at her journal. The bad Lucius/Draco manip will stay for days. *shudder*

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[info]polly_parrot
2006-11-02 08:59 pm UTC (link)
"marijuana is not a house in Hogwarts"

Correct. Crack, however, is.

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[info]doomsday
2006-11-02 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Now I want an icon of Snape that says "2-D snot rag." There's a certain whimsy to it.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-11-02 09:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2006-11-03 06:47 pm UTC
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[info]tez
2006-11-02 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Snape=Cannon...

Oh god. Now I have salamis and cannons melding in my brain and it's going to scar me for life.

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(no subject) - [info]amberwaves, 2006-11-03 01:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-11-03 01:17 am UTC

[info]ridonkulous
2006-11-02 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Christ on a cracker. I like the occasional toke as much as the next person, but there is a big difference between being a sometimes stoner and that stoner. You know the one. Everyone has that friend of a friend who's entire life revolves around weed, where to get it, and how best to smoke it.

Repeat after me, boys and girls.

~There is more to life than getting stoned.
~I do not sound smarter when I am baked.
~No one cares about the "revelation" I scribbled on a napkin last night after eating those special brownies.
~Sleeping for 14 hours straight and not showering for a week is not cool.
~I am never going to get laid if I fall asleep right in the middle of it.
~Unless I change my ways, I will turn into that homeless moocher friend everyone has who goes from one friend's apartment to the other, "crashing" for weeks on end, until I am told to get out and I leave, stealing the VCR to sell for reefer. Unless this has already happened.

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(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-11-02 09:29 pm UTC
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[info]sisterelwood
2006-11-02 09:23 pm UTC (link)
I need to read through all of this more carefully but right now I have this to say-

Why do I get some special joy out of seeing a HE member using the term 'cannon' to describe the 'canon' they supposed hold so dear?

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-11-02 09:24 pm UTC
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[info]rotten_fish
2006-11-02 09:40 pm UTC (link)
I think you've got the names mixed up there.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2006-11-02 09:41 pm UTC (link)
This isn't the application that I thought would be wanked.

I, honestly, thought THIS ONE would be wanked. If only for the applicant's meltdown and strikethrough ability. Ahh well.

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[info]quettaser
2006-11-02 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Do you consider yourself to be more of a thinker or a feeler? Give examples from your daily life that support your answer.

How does this question get turned into a treastie on her thoughts on older-man-and-14-year-old-girl relationships? God, I hope that's not part of her daily life.

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(no subject) - [info]entelodont, 2006-11-02 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2006-11-03 05:31 pm UTC
Not an expert, but ...
[info]castellated
2006-11-02 09:42 pm UTC (link)
...from what I've seen, particularly in that thread, arrogance, obnoxiousness and semi-literacy are selling points, not red flags, for Hogwarts Elite membership. She really seems as if she'd fit right in.

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Re: Not an expert, but ... - [info]platypus, 2006-11-02 09:48 pm UTC
Re: Not an expert, but ... - [info]oxymoron, 2006-11-03 12:34 am UTC
Re: Not an expert, but ... - [info]castellated, 2006-11-03 08:35 pm UTC
Re: Not an expert, but ... - [info]platypus, 2006-11-03 11:07 pm UTC
Re: Not an expert, but ... - [info]oxymoron, 2006-11-04 01:20 am UTC

[info]entelodont
2006-11-02 09:54 pm UTC (link)
She remminds a bit of small reptiles that defensively puff themselves up to look bigger. They probably don't spell very well either.

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(no subject) - [info]8daze, 2006-11-02 10:43 pm UTC

[info]ashenmote
2006-11-02 09:54 pm UTC (link)
He happens to be a 3dimentional character

Not on the Astral Plane, he ain't.

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2006-11-03 10:50 pm UTC

[info]tronella
2006-11-02 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Common, we ALL need to kick back and party.

"Common"?

Oh... I get it. :s

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[info]blue_penguin
2006-11-02 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Trelawney. I hat her has a character

Really? I glove her. *is shot*

Seriously, though, this girl's spelling would be reason enough for me to reject any application of hers.

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(no subject) - [info]quettaser, 2006-11-02 10:49 pm UTC
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Gryffindor! - [info]caito, 2006-11-03 07:56 pm UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]blue_penguin, 2006-11-03 08:28 pm UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]oxymoron, 2006-11-04 01:24 am UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]blue_penguin, 2006-11-04 01:41 am UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]oxymoron, 2006-11-04 01:47 am UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]blue_penguin, 2006-11-04 02:04 am UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]blue_penguin, 2006-11-04 02:18 am UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]oxymoron, 2006-11-04 04:33 am UTC
Re: Gryffindor! - [info]blue_penguin, 2006-11-04 04:37 am UTC

[info]hooverdam
2006-11-02 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh, for fuck's sake, everyone knows the potheads go to Hufflepuff.

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Even better! - [info]lindentreeisle, 2006-11-03 05:33 pm UTC
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[info]mochibuni
2006-11-02 11:04 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit, is the Snape wank continuing?

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[info]sweeneytodd
2006-11-02 11:09 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. I think the link to the Hitler Slash Community in her LJ is more frightening than her post at Hogwarts Elite.

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I LOL'D - [info]bitch_ass_hoe, 2006-11-02 11:28 pm UTC
Re: I LOL'D - [info]tez, 2006-11-03 12:20 am UTC
Re: I LOL'D - [info]waltraute, 2006-11-03 12:40 am UTC
Re: I LOL'D - [info]tez, 2006-11-03 12:45 am UTC
Re: I LOL'D - [info]waltraute, 2006-11-03 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-11-04 10:20 am UTC
Re: I LOL'D - [info]bitch_ass_hoe, 2006-11-03 01:32 am UTC
Re: I LOL'D - [info]tez, 2006-11-03 01:49 am UTC
Re: I LOL'D - [info]sookail, 2006-11-03 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]worstangel, 2006-11-03 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]drakyndra, 2006-11-03 08:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2006-11-03 05:34 pm UTC

[info]snarky_bix
2006-11-02 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Harry Potter: Bringing the Crazy Since 1998.

Her parents must be so proud of her.

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WAY OT - [info]tez, 2006-11-03 12:20 am UTC
Re: WAY OT - [info]snarky_bix, 2006-11-03 03:33 am UTC
Re: WAY OT - [info]eclair, 2006-11-03 06:53 pm UTC

[info]tehrin
2006-11-02 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Will the other snapefen quit bringing the crazy? It's making me look bad.

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[info]oxymoron
2006-11-03 12:05 am UTC (link)
Ugh. Why even give this one the attention? *yawn*

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[info]tunxeh
2006-11-03 12:20 am UTC (link)
Normally these squibfests make H_E come off as a bunch of snotty elitists, but in this case one can see the point in maintaining some admission standards.

Being that I have no desire to make F_W this week

Oops...

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(no subject) - [info]childofares, 2006-11-03 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2006-11-03 06:36 pm UTC

[info]momcat
2006-11-03 12:31 am UTC (link)
Oh fuck, heeeeere we go again. It's like bad drugs.

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