Slightly stale, but still full of fanboy goodness!
I found some more Transformers movie wank (although this is about as easy to find as lesbian porn), started in the Official Don Murphy forums by a little man named Shadowfire.

WHY in the HELL do they feel compelled to make Prime look like a 2 bit street hood?

The reason for transforming into vehicles is to BLEND IN . When is the last time you saw a semi covered in a flame paint job? Why not just paint "I'M OPTIMUS PRIME" in big letters on either side - the result is the same....

When are the people makig this stuff going to WAKE UP and reconnect with the rest of the world????

When others try to tell him to chill out, he resorts to name calling.

I swear, people that hype the movie just because of the TF name remind me of Jehovah's Witnesses....

Why settle for what the studios want you to see, when it could be so much more if you would but say 'no'?

Apparently, if you don't think the movie will rape your childhood without lube, you are a plant or a drone worshipper of Bay's mighty cock. Shadowfire then reveals his mighty plan to bring down the movie.

Wasting money on an inferior movie it the act of a mindless lackey.

I have SEEN pictures of the characters, have obtained a draft of the script (don't ask - I won't tell you how), I have asked WHY and been attacked by bay drones.....

Do NOT presume to tell me to f*** off, or declare war on me - after all, the last person to piss me off almost had his neck snapped (lucky for him I realized what I was about to do, and was able to stop).

I propose that all those who do not like the look of this movie begin preperations to raise hell begining in may of next year - post protest flyers at the theatres, stick BOYCOT TRANSFORMERS on every TF toy package,

In short, do whatever come to mind to screw them like their screwing us.



Never mind that large portions of the internets have seen the script that has obviously been edited and altered into unrecognizability by this point, and that no one outside the Batshit Fanboy culture actually cares.

People gripe back at him and eventually the thread dissolves into a discussion of women and their bits. And all is well with the world--for about three seconds, anyway.

Jetplague puts it well:

Alright......we've got flames, beef, lots of bitchin' going on and back talkers. It's the backyard BBQ of Transformer fans!!

"Autobots! Transform and Rolls out...cause it's hot dogs next."

EDIT: And I have discovered Shadowfire's secret identity!