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Icz ([info]iczer6) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-07-19 23:39:00


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Current mood:*thud*

Final Fantasy X-2 SUCKS! Really the game magazine told me so!
Yet another Shoujoai wank, and look ma, I'm wanking, I'm wanking!

http://www.shoujoai.com/forum/topic_show.pl?tid=13187

I guess since a three paragraph article CAN tell you everything you need to know about a game you've never actually played...

And: "The purpose is not to market to the widest possible audience. Not in the FF series."

So who is Squre marketing the FF series for anyway?

Short wank, but has potential.


Icz



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[info]rann
2003-07-20 06:53 am UTC (link)
OMG Square is totally just marketing to people that have been with Final Fantasy since the very first game and you're only REALLY a Final Fantasy fan if you really hate it when the characters look close to actual people so you're not a fan if you like any Final Fantasy after seven but nine is okay because it's like the old eight-bit days YEAH!
*splurt*

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[info]unnamed
2003-07-20 07:09 am UTC (link)
I don't see what the problem is with the dislike of Yuna's new design. So it's more aerodynamic. What's wrong with that?

OMG u can see ynaz b00bz shes a SLUT!!!one!!

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[info]iczer6
2003-07-20 07:10 am UTC (link)
{Yes If it wasn’t for Mother Teresa, laying waist to countless terrorists with her M16’s, who knows where the world would be.}

Yes because Mother Teresa was such a pioneer with Square RPG's. Really I heard that it was her idea to Cloud that funky, spikey hairdo.


Icz

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[info]rann
2003-07-20 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Maybe there needs to be a corrolary to that famous law that everyone always brings up when Nazis/Hitler comes into it? (Godwin...? Lord I've been up entirly too long. x.x;)
That when you try to make your point by bringing up Mother Theresa or Ghandi in throwaway fashion, you automatically lose.

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[info]rann
2003-07-20 12:28 pm UTC (link)
I've seen more people calling Rikku a slut than Yuna. I'm like "For godsakes, people, get over it... she's wearing at least as much as Tifa did." With Yuna... well, if I hear one more person call her "Yuna Croft", I may punch them in the nose. ~.~ That was old after the second time someone said it.

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[info]conchoidal
2003-07-20 07:27 am UTC (link)
what gets me is why they are so suprised... hasn't this game been out for a while in Japan? I may be wrong but I was totally sure I heard someone talking about X-2 some months back.

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[info]conchoidal
2003-07-20 07:28 am UTC (link)
and I don't mean X-men 2 >_

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[info]iczer6
2003-07-20 07:33 am UTC (link)
Well folks at the Shoujoai board have been having seizures since they saw Yuna's new look.

So far I've been told that Square has 'sold out' [what does that MEAN anyway]. And how very, very wrong it is for Yuna to use guns. I'm not sure why.


Icz

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(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2003-07-20 07:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]daijinryuu, 2003-07-20 09:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-07-20 12:29 pm UTC

[info]ruaki
2003-07-20 08:03 am UTC (link)
Ah, video game wank. ::much luff::

Personally, I adore Yuna's new character design. Rikku's is another matter, but in that article, she was wearing some kickin' shiznit yo. Seriously, after all the pandering to the (yaoi) fangirls, seeing some H0TT GRRRLZ pandering from Square(Enix) is actually kinda funny. (Especially, IIRC, there's little to no fangirl pandering in X-2.)

Although I gotta say, Icz, great point about the fayth being released so that Yuna had to turn to something else (Al Bhed machines >D) to get her defenses around. I admit I was a little taken aback the first time I saw the guns (and made some jokes as their expense), but hey... Honestly, don't knock it till you try it. I don't see why these people are up in arms, when they haven't even played yet.

And just to allow myself a little wankiness, Squarenix hasn't exactly been up to par on the RPGs lately, IMHO. ::IGNORE the KH icon!:: ::SNRK::

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[info]rann
2003-07-20 12:30 pm UTC (link)
*does not ignore the KH icon*
*wanks all over Riku's face* Ahhhhh. *.*

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[info]ruaki
2003-07-20 07:39 pm UTC (link)
*wanks all over Riku's face* Ahhhhh. *.*

Now if that isn't a common sight...

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Re: - [info]rann, 2003-07-21 01:10 am UTC
Do the dew! - [info]ruaki, 2003-07-22 12:03 am UTC

[info]virago
2003-07-20 08:04 am UTC (link)
There's also "How DARE they make something I don't like!" and "A character having the same job as a real-life celebrity for whom I obviously have various attached issues gives me an opportunity to vent about completely unrelated things!"

FFX-2 looks like cheesy fun. At first I had a bit of WTF reaction to it, but it looks like an odd little sidestory. FF fans need to be shaken up like this; they tend to get very angsty and sanctimonious about how Important the franchise is.

Looks like the thread is going well, in a way, though. Rant on. :D

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[info]ruaki
2003-07-20 08:19 am UTC (link)
FF fans need to be shaken up like this; they tend to get very angsty and sanctimonious about how Important the franchise is.

Oh, but really! They're only following the actions of the more popular of the FF heroes and those Deep Meaningful Plots with their Deus Ex Machina Endings!

IMHO, Cloud and Squall did pretty much set the precedent for the angsty!omgwtf!watchmebrood!protagonist in FF. I mean, yah, Cecil was somewhat angsty, but his Angsty Factor was ousted by his best-friend Kain, who couldn't make up his mind what fucking side he wanted to be on and so kept taking all my GODDAMN GOOD WEAPONS/ARMOUR/ITEMS WITH HIM EVERY TIME HE SWITCHED THAT BASTARD. (No, I'm not bitter, not bitter at all.) And even that wasn't so much that I felt that's what the game revolved around.

/tangent

FFX, despite being a game I can't sit through twice because Square foolishly didn't include a 'skip scene' option (or if they did, I couldn't find it), had a doofy hero that I actually wanted to see get the girl/world in the end. Sadly, he couldn't shed any sunshine on the dark, dreary world of the FF fan.

But I'm ranting. I just wanted to say that first line I said way up there before my fingers kept on typing. Damn you fingers!

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-07-20 08:33 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ruaki, 2003-07-20 09:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-07-20 09:15 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-07-20 12:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaos_priestess, 2003-07-20 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2003-07-20 01:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ruaki, 2003-07-20 07:36 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]daijinryuu, 2003-07-20 09:26 pm UTC

[info]rann
2003-07-20 03:07 pm UTC (link)
There's also "How DARE they make something I don't like!"

Ah, entitlement! Because as we all know, managing to get a reviewing job means that your opinion is better than everyone else's, and that your word and preference must be law to developers!
I mean, critics obviously have flawless opinions about everything!
This critic says that the Daredevil movie was a HUGE improvement over Spider-Man! It must be, despite a signifigant portion of viewers in a poll saying they wish they'd had their eyes gouged out instead of seeing Daredevil!
Scott Kurtz plays critic and says every webcomic in existence sucks except for his! Why, they must indeed suck, despite the fact that his comic is as close as you can get to a cut-and-paste strip without using videogame sprites!
Game critics say that Final Fantasy VII and VIII were horrible and blights on the series, had horrible plots and pathetic gameplay and magic systems, and no one could possibly enjoy them! Those millions of people that made them best-sellers are just fooling themselves!
*splurt*

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-07-20 06:34 pm UTC

[info]quinctia
2003-07-20 11:00 am UTC (link)
Well I definitely think FFX-2 is going to suck, but I didn't like FFX in the first place, so I have a little bit of reasoning. If the "sad" ending made me laugh at Yuna, I'm probably not going to bother thinking the rest of her life too interesting. ;)

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[info]rann
2003-07-20 01:40 pm UTC (link)
*wanks right along with you, Icz, my brutha... sista... whateva*

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[info]chaos_priestess
2003-07-20 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Heh. I used to say pretty much the same thing. "OMG Yuna's wearing hot shorts now? And Rikku's wearing little more than a bikini? And Paine! Leather goddess much?" Then one of the guys at my school brought the import in.

It's cheesy. It's goofy. It's basically the Final Fantasy version of Charlie's Angels. It looks like fun.

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[info]iczer6
2003-07-20 07:29 pm UTC (link)
>>It's cheesy. It's goofy. It's basically the Final Fantasy version of Charlie's Angels. It looks like fun.<<

Fun, FUN! RPGs are not supposes to be *fun*! They're supposed deep, meaningful metaphors for life!

/sarcasm.



Icz

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(no subject) - [info]chaos_priestess, 2003-07-20 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ruaki, 2003-07-20 08:01 pm UTC
Re: - [info]chaos_priestess, 2003-07-20 08:04 pm UTC

[info]ueuecoyotl
2003-07-20 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Paine alone is worth watching playing FFX-2 for. Guh *lustwhammied*.

FFX-2 is pretty eyecandy with hot girls to oogle. I don't see a problem there... (well, okay, I had a problem with Lulu in the ending, but eh, it IS a Japanese game.)

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It just gets WANKIER!
[info]iczer6
2003-07-20 09:19 pm UTC (link)
I checked the board again [yes I have no life]

-In regards to the gun thing. Guns do not give power. It is a cowards weapon and is a great sign of weeknes to me, why I hate seeing someone I considered a most powerful woman handling them.-

Okay anyone else want to take this? I'm to busy gaping in shock.



Icz

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Re: It just gets WANKIER!
[info]chaos_priestess
2003-07-20 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Obviously someone doesn't know how hard it is to hold a gun correctly, aim it, shoot, not fall on your ass, and get the bullet somewhere around where you aimed it. Yes, I do shoot, and handguns are friggin' hard to shoot if you have small hands. Plus, there's the fact of aiming it at a real person. If you're not an evil murderer, it takes a lot of courage to take a life if yours is in danger.

And, does this guy think that having a sword or a dagger is less cowardly? Those are still weapons that are not naturally part of a human body. They can be used cowardly too. Shoot a person from afar, slit his neck in his sleep, or add poison to his wine. Coward is as coward does.

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Re: It just gets WANKIER!
[info]rann
2003-07-21 01:13 am UTC (link)
Oh, yup, yup, yup... Vincent, Barret, Irving, all of 'em HUGE yellow-bellies... the U.S. Marines, Navy SEALs, Special Forces, all of 'em a right buncha pansies, they are.

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*rofl*
[info]guildenstern
2003-07-22 01:34 am UTC (link)
Oh, lord. Not the 'FFX-2 is so fun. Now I must hate it!' argument. Yuna lives on a subtropical island. Rikku lives in the desert. Living as I do in Florida, I can definately see why the daisy dukes would be a definate plus. And since when do little shorts make the girl?

I wish these 'omg i am so teh old skool' RPG snobs would just crawl back into their dens and play FFO and leave FFX-2 alone. :X Ever since I've heard of it, I've been really anticipating FFX-2- the new job system, character designs and overall dynamic of the game is just what I needed after 5 years of !angst!. Oh. And after FFIX, I definately needed an FF game of some quality, and FFX and FFX-2 were just that. I plan to enjoy it despite what the Mighty Oracles of FF Quality say about it.

I wonder when videogame fans will realize that 'old style RPG' does not necessarily mean 'better RPG'?

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Re: *rofl*
[info]quinctia
2003-07-22 07:04 am UTC (link)
FFIX wasn't quality? It was better than FFVIII, at least! *giggles*

Actually I don't get the old school people, either. I'm just really picky about the FF's I like. I end up not "getting" some of the uber popular ones. I've gotten farther in FFV than FFVI cause six bores me. I barely was able to make myself beat FFX. ^^;

At least I acknowledge I have weird taste. But Rikku being redesigned to look like Christina Aguilera still kinda creeps the shit out of me.

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Re: *rofl* - [info]iczer6, 2003-07-22 07:07 am UTC
Re: *rofl* - [info]quinctia, 2003-07-22 07:11 am UTC
Re: *rofl* - [info]dawnswalker, 2003-07-22 11:44 am UTC
Re: *rofl* - [info]chaos_priestess, 2003-07-23 03:09 am UTC
Re: *rofl* - [info]quinctia, 2003-07-23 06:10 am UTC
Re: *rofl*
[info]rann
2003-07-24 11:08 pm UTC (link)
I wonder when videogame fans will realize that 'old style RPG' does not necessarily mean 'better RPG'?

Yeah, I've often been told that I'm not a "real" Final Fantasy fan because I came in with VII and like it and VIII. I've been told that they "aren't REAL Final Fantasy games" and so on, and so on...
Well excuse me for my desire for the game characters to look like something resembling adult humans. :p That's one of the reasons I could never get into FF9, among others... the characterization just DIDN'T WORK with the characters looking the way they did. Zidane is supposed to be some huge womanizer? He looks like he's TEN! Garnet counts as a lolicon idol 'cause she, too, looks like she's about eleven, even though she's obviously supposed to be older. I felt like I was playing a game that should have been titled "Zidane and Vivi's Big Adventure All 'Round The World!"

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