She didn't see the fish coming.
I come bearing a classic fanficrants dogpile.
This time the victim is xxlovelyxhatxx, who could benefit from the timeless advice of "lurk moar." Today she posted a tl;dr rant in which she admitted flaming a badfic author:
Predictably (to anyone who's read the comm for more than a week), Fanficrants doesn't give her the ego stroking that she's looking for. xxlovelyxhatxx pulls the "I have a disorder that makes me a jackass" excuse...