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May I Please Speak to the Complaints Department ([info]ladybirdsleeps) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-12-12 17:22:00


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Entry tags:community: fanficrants

She didn't see the fish coming.
I come bearing a classic fanficrants dogpile.

This time the victim is [info]xxlovelyxhatxx, who could benefit from the timeless advice of "lurk moar." Today she posted a tl;dr rant in which she admitted flaming a badfic author:

the rant

Predictably (to anyone who's read the comm for more than a week), Fanficrants doesn't give her the ego stroking that she's looking for. xxlovelyxhatxx pulls the "I have a disorder that makes me a jackass" excuse...

Look I have schoizoid personality disorder. I don't care for social norms, so I do come off a jackass. I joke around as being a self proclaimed asshole. I do not think about other people's feeling never have, never will.

... then apparently gives up, as more and more fanficrants members feel the need to add their two cents.

I've saved a screenshot because I'm predicting baleetion.




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[info]tehrin
2006-12-13 01:55 am UTC (link)
Oh the tags! My favorite is the "my disorder is I'm an asshat."

There should be something against using Wikipedia as your only "valid" source of information

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-13 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2006-12-13 02:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-13 08:10 pm UTC

[info]catslash
2006-12-13 02:03 am UTC (link)
Well, at least Schizoid Personality Disorder is new. She's slightly original.

I just did a paper on Antisocial Personality Disorder. DIBS on APD for my excuse the next time I act like an asshole on the Internets!

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[info]kadath
2006-12-13 02:03 am UTC (link)
Look I have schoizoid personality disorder.

She took one of those quizzes that rank you on which personality disorder you have. That's totally the same thing as a diagnosis.

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[info]rekall
2006-12-13 02:12 am UTC (link)
Look I have schoizoid personality disorder

Cute; she's making up disorders. Because surely she didn't misspell 'schizoid' since she flamed the writer about grammar and spelling. Whatever happened to the days when people used real disorders as excuses?

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-12-13 02:39 am UTC
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[info]tez
2006-12-13 02:13 am UTC (link)
Your choice of subject line fills me with glee.

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(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2006-12-13 02:24 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2006-12-13 02:19 am UTC (link)
schoizoid personality disorder

I read that as 'scuzzoid'.

I do not think about other people's feeling never have, never will.

See, my version is more accurate!

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-13 02:22 am UTC

[info]embyquinn
2006-12-13 02:28 am UTC (link)
I would have so jumped in on that--I'm a member of ffr, have been for almost as long as I've been on f_w--but I'd probably end up saying something like "LovelyHat, you ignorant slut!" So, no.

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[info]blue_penguin
2006-12-13 02:37 am UTC (link)
Look I have schoizoid personality disorder...

Oh, that just reeks of "I'm in Intro to Psych and I have no idea what this disorder really is but it would be cool to claim that I have it!" I have to give her points, though, for not using autism.

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[info]faultypremise
2006-12-13 02:39 am UTC (link)
I got to make up a new mod tag. My nipples explode with delight.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-12-13 02:41 am UTC
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[info]kami
2006-12-13 02:43 am UTC (link)
I find it entertaining that someone who claims that she doesn't care about other people's feelings was none the less desperately looking for validation via said ‘other people’s’ feelings.

Ah fanficrants, ever helpful with my daily allotment of iron(y).

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*cough*
[info]dandywolves
2006-12-13 02:44 am UTC (link)
because I already had photoshop open, and I'm sure I'm not the only one with a new favorite moderator tag...

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Re: *cough* - [info]puipui, 2006-12-13 03:12 am UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]faultypremise, 2006-12-13 03:33 am UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]dandywolves, 2006-12-13 09:46 am UTC
Re: *cough* - [info]aerobot, 2006-12-13 01:40 pm UTC

[info]frau_eva
2006-12-13 02:48 am UTC (link)
Has xxxxxxxxxxxxLovelyXxXxXxXxXxXxHatzXxxxXxxXXx been featured in a previous wank? I seem to remember that freakish icon from something on here.

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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2006-12-13 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2006-12-13 05:46 am UTC

[info]coffeebun
2006-12-13 02:52 am UTC (link)
... I've seen that name ([info]xxlovelyxhatxx) on F_W before, right?

and: that was awful that you could smile it a mile away <-- I find this hilarious and I don't know why. *coughs*

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2006-12-13 04:35 am UTC
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[info]expeliarbum
2006-12-13 03:04 am UTC (link)
Wow, there's some tl;dr wank.

The mood tags always make everything better, though.

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[info]soupspooks
2006-12-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
At least half of what this lovely piece of work posts is wankbait. She's such a pain in the ass. I've missed mod tags, though.

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(no subject) - [info]thesilentsenshi, 2006-12-14 04:38 pm UTC

flightstothesea
2006-12-13 03:15 am UTC (link)
Heh.

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(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2006-12-13 03:27 am UTC
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[info]entelodont
2006-12-13 03:25 am UTC (link)
Depressed Cupbroad Cheesecake

WTF is a cupbroad? Indian in a Cupbroad, though, would be a really offbeat porno.

From her userinfo:

A little about me: I am so fucking goth it's sickening and you can usualy tell that by my writing.

Well, she certainly seems qualified to go around offering criticism. I'm betting vampires and cutting play a vital role in her plots.

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-12-13 04:12 am UTC
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[info]delarina
2006-12-13 03:27 am UTC (link)
I keep meaning to take ff_anbu off my friendslist. It was entertaining until people who couldn't spell, type or use proper grammar started criticising badfic. It's embarassing.

Here's her post asking for sympathy on ff_anbu. The worst part is that she's mostly getting it.

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[info]annepackrat
2006-12-13 03:38 am UTC (link)
I was wondering when this would turn up. FF Rants brings the funny again.

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(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2006-12-13 04:41 pm UTC
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[info]redcoast
2006-12-13 04:24 am UTC (link)
So minor's don't have freedom of speech. Huh.

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[info]bizzle
2006-12-13 04:27 am UTC (link)
What the hell is a pateint?

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[info]pharae
2006-12-13 04:31 am UTC (link)
What the Hell is that in her icon?

It looks like the O RLY owl got wasted and flew into an electric fence.

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2006-12-13 06:50 am UTC
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[info]the_clichemoth
2006-12-13 04:33 am UTC (link)
Why didn't you include the rant that served as a prequel to the wank? I mean, come on, it's about MALE KITSUNE IN HEAT, for the love of Pete.

It was in the same wank_report post. I was going to pop my hypothetical wank cherry and post it earlier today, but I didn't think it was big enough yet.

Quoted from Wikipedia, is a paragraph on what a estrous cycle is. Please stop making the obviously male Kyuubi go into heat. He doesn't have a vagina or ovaries, so please enlighten me on how exactly is he suppose to have an extrous cycle? And why is Kyuubified!Naruto going around raping people? It does not work that way. I don't see my female cat going around trying to rape my male kitten. (Sure she'll rub against my, but she ain't raping me.)

It totally answers the question "What if Yoda couldn't spell?"

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(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2006-12-13 04:52 am UTC
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[info]moonjaguar
2006-12-13 06:42 am UTC (link)
sharkcowsheep killed me to death!

Right. "I have _________________ Disorder/Syndrome/Deficiency so STFU" deserves its own rule, and this rule states that if you use said disorder as an excuse for being an asshole, you are an even bigger asshole.


Who cares if you've got nine lungs, Down's Syndrome, gout, PTSD, and an epileptic aunt named Midge? You're a twat anyway.


---

I'd love to have nine lungs. Then I could swim underwater for a long time without having to surface for air. That is if nine air-filled lungs don't make me float like a bobber.

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(no subject) - [info]the_clichemoth, 2006-12-13 06:47 am UTC
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[info]lerefuge
2006-12-13 06:51 am UTC (link)
Aw man, not another House wannabee. I swear that show legitimated lots of asshats.

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