On a wankcycle made for twooooo~~~
So, who knew that mindless slash did not an RP comm make? Especially with only two people?

So once upon a time, there was an RP comm named Squenix University. And it was, at first, actually a very enjoyable game, run by Nia and her cohort, Mish. Fun was had by all, there were sparkly unicorns pissing lemonade and gumdrops, rivers of hot chocolate, etcetera, etcetera, lalala.

And then the esteemed mods decided to go into a dormant state, leaving Nat and two others to mod the game, saying their characters are on 'temporary hold'.

Well, fast forward ten months. Throughout this time, the sparkly unicorns have died out, the hot chocolate rivers dried up, but the game is still a fun place to be, and there are many, many people with years of experience tied into this game.

Now, my friends, how long would you consider to be a reasonable 'temporary hold'? If your answer was less than ten months, you and the mods would get along fine. People came and went through the game, some for extended periods of time, and none even knew these pseudo-mods NAMES, much less anything else.

The time had come to open up characters which were obviously abandoned, right?

PERHAPS NOT, say the sleeping Mods. PERHAPS WE WILL DELETE ALL OF THE LOGS AND MAKE THIS A "TWO PERSON RP COMMUNITY". (I shit you not, that was exact wording right there in those cute little quotes.)

So they did. And
Nia posts in her journal in what is a distinctly unapologetic tone.

And all Hell breaks loose across the goddamn board.

At least, before she disables comments.

May I mention that the majority of those two's posts lay in the region of "pointless boysmut" with a side road into "femmeslash"? And they didn't do things with pretty much anyone else, ever?

It's like they're a wank FACTORY.

Edit: Apparently Hyujin, the missing moderator in action has dealted entries regarding the subject. But there are bad_rpers_suck posts here and here.