Succubus, Incubus, Wankybus!
So, WoW wank. It flows freely from the neverending fount that is the official forums. Most of which is either too specialized to be understand outside of the game's context, or too unintelligent to understand period (L2PNOOBROFFLE). Which is why I dust off my old, unused f_w account to bring a true WoW wank gem to those who I feel will appreciate it the most.

Meet Demura. She's a kindly troll priest who wishes only to have options. What options are those you might ask? Well, that'll take a little explaining.

You see, WoW has warlocks. And one of the demons that can be summoned by a warlock is a succubus. This demon pet comes with abilities predictably named Seduce, Soothing Kiss, etc. Seduce is an ability that can "charm" an enemy player or creature and cause them to stand in one place for around 10-15 seconds, complete with little red hearts coming up over the target's head. Its idle animation consists of some pretty painful-looking, constant hip gyration, with the occasional nail inspection and an animation where she wiggles her ass, spanks it, and moans. She also has sounds like this, and this, and this, and this, and this. All pretty much expected from a digital representation of a sex demon.

This is where Demura comes in. She feels that, in a purely aesthetic sense, that all warlocks should have the option of summoning incubi instead of succubi. She posts as such in the WoW Suggestions forum, hoping to be heard by a developer, despite the fact that apparently the topic's been posted before and was either killed by WoW changing their forums or the topic somehow degrading into more typical WoW wankery.

Enter Jarens. He's more of a troll than dear Demura! For, you see, he believes that the only reason Demura or anyone would support such an idea is because they're all raging feminazis and want only to be able to further subjugate man!

And the spooge begins.

It's pretty usual fare until about page 9. Some make comments about the lack of customization in WoW while Jarens and his potential sockpuppets gripe about the inequality of the world, with references to the Army and such. Homosexuals somehow get tossed into the mix as well.

A quotable quote:

Reply 196: "Amen brother! Glad to know these feminists have not broken you will to be a strong male!!!!! Soon the rebellion of feminist college chicks will be squashed. And the once proud girl army will be prisoners of their male masters."

Preach on, Jarens, preach on.