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Caroline ([info]sparkle_bitch) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-12-26 00:54:00
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Entry tags:person: svmaria, sockpuppets

No Virginia, there is no such thing as SVmaria
SVmaria confesses


Its a Xmas miracle!
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(Anonymous)
2006-12-26 08:43 am UTC (link)
OMG Praise be to God!

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[info]sahz
2006-12-26 08:50 am UTC (link)
I have to go to a bbq in an hour! I'm gonna miss all the comments :(

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-27 02:56 am UTC

[info]tez
2006-12-26 08:56 am UTC (link)
*waves the Titanium Spork* YOU! OUT of my disorder!

Jeezy peas. She wins the 'my disorder is I'm an asshat' award since last I checked bipolar disorder didn't make you pseuicide and sockpuppet and lie like the proverbial rug and generally make a dumbass out of oneself.

Although once it made my grandmother try to run out and convert the entire city of Las Vegas to the Lord because the apocalypse was nigh, but that's a tale for another time.

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jenova
2006-12-26 08:56 am UTC (link)
This is somehow even more sad if she's not lying and really was medicated and hospitalized over internet drama.

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(no subject) - [info]cjk, 2006-12-26 02:55 pm UTC

[info]eljuno
2006-12-26 09:02 am UTC (link)
You know you've been hanging out on otf_wank for far too long when a mention of the supposed impossibility of an aspirin overdose sends you off in a nitpicky frenzy and you need to sit on your hands to avoid correcting.

I'mma gonna go make myself funny again. Alcohol works for that, right?

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[info]sweeneytodd
2006-12-26 09:10 am UTC (link)
And here I have bipolar disorder and have been outright truthful to my online friends. *scratches head*

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(no subject) - [info]tez, 2006-12-26 09:24 am UTC
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[info]gal_montag
2006-12-26 09:24 am UTC (link)
So, who is this? Or is she just some random person bringing the wank?

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(no subject) - [info]faemageforsaken, 2006-12-26 10:00 am UTC
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[info]smo
2006-12-26 09:26 am UTC (link)
Okay, seriously, is she bitching that someone disagreed with her BRILLIANT INTERNET DIAGNOSIS?

Yes, yes she is. And I love it.

Best Christmas present ever.

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(no subject) - [info]itsirtou, 2006-12-26 07:33 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2006-12-26 09:27 am UTC (link)
Full circle!

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[info]sunqist
2006-12-26 09:31 am UTC (link)
I am so friggin sick of her. Jesus! She just keeps prolonging the agony. Why can't she start a new journal and move on to a new fandom like a normal person? Bury her shame, leave her previous internet life behind, and learn a valuable lesson from this whole thing. My god.

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(no subject) - [info]castellated, 2006-12-26 11:14 pm UTC

rowleyorama
2006-12-26 09:45 am UTC (link)
I just can't get past the phrase, "makes me want to cry until I dry."

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[info]white_serpent
2006-12-26 09:59 am UTC (link)
Are you shocked? I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.

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[info]jaseroque
2006-12-26 10:00 am UTC (link)
Okay, so one of SVMaria's tragedies here is the loss of Herohunter as a friend, right? Herohunter, who made the original plea for the lipglosses etc., and has accordingly been suckered in terribly and as such has cut ties..?

But SVMaria's boyfriend was made up too, right? Did we ever get direct confirmation that HeroHunter talked to SVMaria's boyfriend on the phone? Because if so, I smell jettisoning one sock to save another, and the post being a way of both clearing sock2's name as well as making lots of interest/sympathy for her in the community. Unless HeroHunter isn't a sock of course, then it's just a bid to win her back with Grand Dramatic Reasons (and hence the inclusion of the email and the scapegoat -- evil SVMadelyn!)

.. in short, I have no idea.

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(no subject) - [info]redcoast, 2006-12-27 05:02 am UTC
Reportedly... - (Anonymous), 2006-12-27 08:55 am UTC
Re: Reportedly... - [info]lukita, 2006-12-27 04:14 pm UTC
Re: Reportedly... - [info]redcoast, 2006-12-27 09:40 pm UTC

[info]wrongly_amused
2006-12-26 10:02 am UTC (link)
And she is...?

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(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2006-12-26 01:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2006-12-26 10:25 pm UTC

[info]yadda
2006-12-26 10:03 am UTC (link)
APOLOGIZING WITH CAPSLOCK ON IS MORE SINCERE

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(no subject) - [info]capricorn_baos, 2006-12-26 03:41 pm UTC
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[info]evilsqueakers
2006-12-26 10:10 am UTC (link)
I was wondering how long it would take this to get up here. All my friends were giggling over it. Especially how it was all [info]svmadelyn's fault, and not [info]svmaria's lying ass.

Also, I'm pretty sure she misdiagnosed herself. I'm fairly certain that my stepdad's ex-wife might disagree with this stunt being blamed on bipolar, and that particular bitch is nuttier than Michael Jackson on his worst day.

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[info]ms_hypocrite
2006-12-26 10:10 am UTC (link)
Oh, this is beautiful. Thank you Santa!

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[info]tehrin
2006-12-26 10:14 am UTC (link)
God bless us, everyone.

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(Anonymous)
2006-12-26 11:31 am UTC (link)
I don't really get "I did it because I'm bipolar" from this. I mostly get "I did it because I'm a compulsive liar and being bipolar influenced the situation OR is part of the reason why I attempted to take my life (because of the situation I created)". I might be reading too much into it (or too little), but I feel like people aren't focusing enough on "I'm a compulsive liar".

- K!Mouse.

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(no subject) - [info]ballseyboo, 2006-12-26 11:37 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-26 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - iwanttobeasleep, 2006-12-27 07:17 am UTC
Compulsive lying...not so much - (Anonymous), 2006-12-27 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-28 04:03 am UTC

[info]rekall
2006-12-26 11:47 am UTC (link)
Wow! Santa does exist!

And is anyone really surprised [info]svmaria wasn't real?

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missing link
dearladydisdain
2006-12-26 12:05 pm UTC (link)
Here's the "wanky post" by mskatej that svmaria refers to.

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Re: missing link - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-12-26 08:58 pm UTC
Re: missing link - [info]pyratejenni, 2006-12-26 08:58 pm UTC

[info]aposiopetic
2006-12-26 01:28 pm UTC (link)
Caps hers, emphasis mine:
"I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME, BUT IF YOU CAN'T, I WILL UNDERSTAND.

I AM SPECIALLY SORRY THAT MY LIES HURT ASH SO MUCH AND I PROMISE I WILL DISSAPEAR FROM LJ WORLD FROM NOW ON.

I'M BACK TO LURK, because I love Clex too much."</i>

I probably shouldn't be laughing so much, because even if she isn't bipolar she is messed up in other ways, but that just made me crack up hardcore. "I have made up stories, I have messed with people's emotions, but I just can't leave because the pretty is too strong ._."

It's like whoever said that for psuedocides to be true, someone would really need to leave a note ending with, "...and will someone please make sure to tell the HarryLuvsDraco yahoo group that I love them and was thinking about them with my last passing breath ♥ Tell them less than three, they'll understand."

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(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-12-26 02:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-28 06:11 am UTC

[info]haunted
2006-12-26 02:17 pm UTC (link)
"I'm a compulsive liar, but I totally promise I won't be back. No, really. I mean it this time."

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[info]seraphtrevs
2006-12-26 02:34 pm UTC (link)
Wow, that's got to be the worst apology I've read outside of Heidi's lj. "Well, I lied. But I have a DISORDER! DDDDDDDDDD : I'm internets bipolar and a compulsive liar! And then I tried to kill myself oh noes (which I'm totally not lying about)! And then I left the hospital, but had to go back to be sedated because my internet friends were mad at me! : ( SO SORRY GUYS - THE CAPSLOCKS PROVES MY SINCERITY!!!!!!!! Also, I love Clex too much to leave, so I'll still be in ur ljs, readin ur fics.

I'm keeping all the shit you sent me though. Also, here's my email - my lips are still really chapped (hint, hint)."

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(no subject) - [info]slumber, 2006-12-26 04:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-27 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-27 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2006-12-27 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]entrenous88, 2006-12-27 06:07 am UTC

[info]slumber
2006-12-26 04:01 pm UTC (link)
Raise your hand if you think [info]svmaria's confession is some attempt at covering up a GREATER act of sockpuppeteering.

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(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2006-12-26 04:17 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ms_hypocrite, 2006-12-26 07:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]slumber, 2006-12-27 12:27 am UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2006-12-27 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]southbitch, 2006-12-27 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2006-12-27 08:04 am UTC
a-huh. - (Anonymous), 2006-12-27 09:00 am UTC
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