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Yeah Yeah Beebiss I ([info]harrylovesron) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2006-12-28 12:04:00


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Current mood:Candy-Coated
Entry tags:sony

Moved from [info]clairvoyantwank.

Guy posts a story about how he was told- by a Sony representative, no less- that PS3 demo kiosks freeze on purpose. So people wank. (I should probably mention there's lots of NSFW language in the comments on both articles.)

From the original article:
squallsan: They can suck my ass "on purpose" that is the most retarded shit I've heard in a while. Good God, could more outlandish shit possibly leave the lips of those who work at Sony.

Nagiko: Jesus. Sony fucking suck.

zizzy:So the PS3 is shitty...ON PURPOSE!!! I knew there was no way they could make that many mistakes and make it that stupid without trying to. It is all clear to me now!!

And the following gems from from a troll called gamez1:
YOU STUPID FUCKS - PLAYSTATION BROUGH SOME OF THE GREATEST GAMES OUT - STOP WHINNING PUSSIES

TO ALL ANTI-SONY PEOPLE - I HOPE YOU GET CANCER IN THE MOUTH

GO TO IGN AND SEE HOW ALL THE EDITORS 360'S DIDN'T WORK - EVERY FRIGGIN ONE OF THEM - BECAUSE IT IS A JUNK

WHO CARES IF IT FREEZES IN THE STORE - MINE IS ON ALL DAY LONG AND MY 4 OTHER FRIENDS ARE ON ALL THE TIME AND THEIR WASN'T ANY PROBLEMS - THIS PERSON IS LYING

WHO EVER MADE THAT COMMENT IS A NINTENDO LOVER AND TAKES IT IN THE BUTT

OK, BUT YOU WORKED AT A TOY STORES WITH KIDS PEDOPHILEBALLISTIC90 - EVERYONE HAS THAT DEGREE STUPID

ONLY FAGGOTS MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THAT - I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN STICKING THAT WII REMOTE UP YOUR ASS AFTER YOU PLAY IT



Digg weighs in:

hchaudh1: Serious question. Who is the guy who wrote the article and why should I take it to be true? Maybe he is someone known in the gaming/blogging world, but I don't know him.

I mean come on, how insecure can people really be.


dorianh49: Customer: I wish to register a complaint about this game console what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Sony Rep: Uh, yeah, the PS3. What's, uh, what's wrong with it?
Customer: I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's frozen, that's what's wrong with it.
Sony Rep: Well, the PS3 prefers being frozen. Beautiful plumage.
Customer: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone frozen.
Sony Rep: No, it's pining... for the fjords.


akinder: This just in! PS3 sucks! Tomorrow on the Digg homepage, 47 stories to show you why!

jim1977: why is digg so obsessed with looking for articles that promote or defame certain products? why should i take the opinion of some arrogant guy's--who's probably a real uniformed nerd--blog?

NiGHTSChao: (who manages to spectacularly miss the point) Are you fucking kidding me?!

Did NO ONE read the damn thing?!

They said at the bottom of the article that they froze the PS3 on purpose so people wouldnt play it all day

Christ I cant believe this made the front page, making people think this was a problem with the fucking console


MattGieni: everyone who thinks that this is the end of sony, give me a break. A 360 cost just as much after you get Live, has no hi-def player built in, and is hands down more powerful. I own a 360 and will say definitely that the PS3 looks better and give it time and it will dust the 360, not to mention i had a 360 already die on me.

LOL SONY



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[info]redcoast
2006-12-28 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Didn't they just force that particular PS3 on display to freeze? I don't get it.

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[info]lilychan
2006-12-28 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Neither do I. D:

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-28 09:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-28 09:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-28 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]redcoast, 2006-12-28 09:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - janegray, 2006-12-29 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 09:31 pm UTC

[info]prettypinkkitty
2006-12-28 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Interestingly, the article makes my Firefox freeze constantly too.

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(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2006-12-28 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2006-12-29 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kinneas, 2006-12-29 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aruru, 2006-12-29 01:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2006-12-29 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aruru, 2006-12-30 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkrose, 2006-12-29 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2006-12-29 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2006-12-28 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sashenka, 2006-12-28 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-29 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-29 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2006-12-29 01:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-29 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2006-12-29 06:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nima_skysong, 2006-12-29 06:43 am UTC

[info]grrliz
2006-12-28 08:11 pm UTC (link)
TO ALL ANTI-SONY PEOPLE - I HOPE YOU GET CANCER IN THE MOUTH

LMAO That's so very specific! "I do not wish lung, pancreatic, nor even possibly ovarian cancer upon you, but oral cancer? Yep, I hope you die a most slow and painful death from oral cancer, you fucking anti-Sony people."

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[info]onaga
2006-12-28 08:33 pm UTC (link)
dorianh49 for the win.

"THIS IS AN EX-CONSOLE!"

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-28 08:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cheezdanish, 2006-12-28 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-28 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cheezdanish, 2006-12-28 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-28 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cheezdanish, 2006-12-28 10:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-28 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]forevagreeneart, 2006-12-28 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-29 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2006-12-29 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-12-29 08:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2006-12-29 10:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2006-12-29 10:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-12-29 07:45 pm UTC

[info]puipui
2006-12-28 08:42 pm UTC (link)
I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN STICKING THAT WII REMOTE UP YOUR ASS AFTER YOU PLAY IT

I guess peachespig wasn't the only one who thought of a motion-capture sheath.

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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-28 09:28 pm UTC

[info]smo
2006-12-28 08:57 pm UTC (link)
STOP WHINNING PUSSIES

I certainly will, once I figure out what "whinning" means.

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(no subject) - sockpuppet_rat, 2006-12-28 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-28 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]forevagreeneart, 2006-12-28 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-28 10:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]forevagreeneart, 2006-12-28 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-28 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-28 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2006-12-28 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2006-12-29 01:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerel, 2006-12-29 07:46 pm UTC

[info]theorangesun
2006-12-28 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Sony Rep: No, it's pining... for the fjords.

BWAHAHA!

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[info]ashenmote
2006-12-28 10:06 pm UTC (link)
I'm over here inventing a kiosk that says "GAME OVER" before it shuts down on you.

Soon I will be rich.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2006-12-28 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2006-12-29 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]scootermcgaffin, 2006-12-29 02:48 am UTC

[info]lerefuge
2006-12-28 10:55 pm UTC (link)
LOL at all of them posting long explanation to refute the troll. Entertaining tough.

That comment about Sony wins tough : Maybe with a firmware update they can add a feature that allows it to overheat and burn down your house, that way you spend more time outside.

And that video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7WAuzmNaH0&NR

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(no subject) - [info]kahrohseh, 2006-12-29 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lerefuge, 2006-12-29 06:52 am UTC

buddymt
2006-12-29 12:57 am UTC (link)
'Nintendo lover' may just be my new favorite insult.

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[info]tangentialone
2006-12-29 01:17 am UTC (link)
Remember, they're not bugs, they're "undocumented features"!

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[info]fandom_biatch
2006-12-29 02:09 am UTC (link)
Regardless, I'll be getting one 5 years from now. By then, the kinks should be worked out and the price should be $300 cheaper.

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(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2006-12-29 02:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pantyless_angel, 2006-12-29 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - janegray, 2006-12-29 04:46 pm UTC

[info]eiviiaru
2006-12-29 02:56 am UTC (link)
"I HOPE YOU GET CANCER IN THE MOUTH" is my new favorite Internet insult. Really, what can compare to the eternal hope of incapacitating oral cancer?

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[info]coffeebun
2006-12-29 03:11 am UTC (link)
[ANTM- Tyra]

I totally meant to do that, y'all!

[/ANTM- Tyra]

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[info]gusty
2006-12-29 03:27 am UTC (link)
WHO EVER MADE THAT COMMENT IS A NINTENDO LOVER AND TAKES IT IN THE BUTT

I laughed so hard I think I put the few years back on my life playing video games has taken away.

Now I need a bumper sticker that says: 'Nintendo lovers do it in the butt! ♥'.

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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gusty, 2006-12-29 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2006-12-29 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 04:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2006-12-30 07:26 am UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2006-12-29 04:37 am UTC (link)
TO ALL ANTI-SONY PEOPLE - I HOPE YOU GET CANCER IN THE MOUTH

Brilliance.

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[info]oxydosic
2006-12-29 04:47 am UTC (link)
God, I wish Sony would just shut the fuck up sometimes. All their BS about how all the glitches on the PS3 are 'features' and all their pre-release hype about how people would pay $600 for it even if there wasn't a single game for it, etc. have made me nearly never want to look at another Sony product again.

/splurt

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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2006-12-29 05:07 am UTC

[info]blue_penguin
2006-12-29 08:11 am UTC (link)
Oh, Sony. I want to love you, but you make it so hard sometimes.

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(no subject) - [info]diamonde, 2006-12-29 09:58 am UTC
Sony is the devil
[info]cyn
2006-12-29 11:11 am UTC (link)
Just had to say that. Thanks for coming out.

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[info]pirotess
2006-12-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
I'm the fence-sitting type myself, but couldn't get past zizzy:

I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN STICKING THAT WII REMOTE UP YOUR ASS AFTER YOU PLAY IT

But of course, the PS3 controllers lack a vibration function! Good thing s/h/it's other 4 friends are on all the time.

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[info]jerel
2006-12-29 07:43 pm UTC (link)
dorianh49 wins for quoting the Dead Parrot Sketch.

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[info]icedark_elf
2006-12-30 04:42 am UTC (link)
Squeenix is the only reason I let Sony in my life.

Cause Squeenix owns my soul with its blatant slashy pretties.

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(no subject) - [info]kahrohseh, 2006-12-31 06:49 pm UTC

[info]evanwaters
2006-12-31 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Good to see Sony's PR department doing its usual bang-up job.

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[info]v_digitalwytch
2007-01-02 09:18 am UTC (link)
My first week as asst manager at Gamestop, our PS3 was working fine and then completely blew out. Considering only me and the other asst manager were the only ones with any form of tech knowledge, we discreetly (ie after hours) went to see if we could do anything with it.

The heat build up inside the kiosk is probably hot enough to cook an egg with, and after nosing about, it's hard to say whether the unit itself blew or the kiosk is really crappily designed.

I don't mind it being dead, though I'd love to sabotage the Guitar Hero II kiosk since at this point if I hear War Pigs or You Really Got Me one more time, I'm going on a homicidal rampage.

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