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	redcoast 2006-12-30 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Hello, mcity! Postin' the Wii wank! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2006-12-30 05:42 am UTC (link)
	How about this, stupid_fangirl posts the next Wii wank and mcity posts the next FFR wank? I mean, just to confuse us. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thexphial 2006-12-30 05:57 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if I could handle such a serious disturbance in the balance of the universe. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2006-12-30 06:56 am UTC (link)
	Random giggle: I'm listening to James Brown and reading the wank and it looks like your icon is bopping to him. Tee hee! Cooooold sweat! brass section goes wild (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alpheratz 2006-12-30 07:04 am UTC (link)
	How do you guys even notice this stuff? This is why I could never be a great detective like Sherlock Holmes. No observational skills. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lilychan 2006-12-30 07:33 am UTC (link)
	I am entranced by your Colin and Ryan icon. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ashenmote 2006-12-30 07:38 am UTC (link)
	To be honest, I only know of stupid_fangirl because people were bitching at her in a post yesterday. But I noticed mcity's recent affair with the Wii all on my own, I swear. At any rate, I would hopelessly fail at being Sherlock Holmes too, so don't worry. Oh! Just one more thing...perhaps I would fail less at being Columbo. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2006-12-30 08:22 am UTC (link)
	stupid_fangirl has this one YGO icon...nnnnnnngh. sounds of Tez twitching all over the place Saw that thing pop up one too many times. It hurt me in the soul. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kannaophelia 2006-12-31 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Two YGO icons. ~hides under the couch and whimpers~ It does kind of... draw attention to the ffr flood. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alpheratz 2006-12-30 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	You definitely have the Just One More Thing down pat. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2006-12-30 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	I suppose that's unavoidable when 90 % of your posts come with one or several ETAs. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alpheratz 2006-12-30 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think you might enjoy watching this, particularly the bit that starts at 3'00". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2006-12-30 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	You thought right. That's excellent! (Reply to this)(Parent)

redcoast
2006-12-31 06:02 pm UTC (link)

Well, all of

mcity's post are alike; very short, just an introduction to the wank and a link; and most in the past have gone to Joystick. I dunno if that makes me Sherlock Holmes. I thought it makes me bored.

I'm not trying to mock

mcity because I like him ~~and would totally go out with him~~, but I would like to gently suggest that he post fewer video game wanks? Maybe set himself a limit, and therefore allow him to only post the wankiest of the wankiest?

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	tez 2006-12-30 08:19 am UTC (link)
	That might tie my poor brain in a knot. I can feel the rift in the space-time continuum from here. (Reply to this)(Parent)

lady7jane
2006-12-30 05:55 am UTC (link)

With all these reported "Wiinjuries" here's a question: Are they primarily occurring during Wii Sports?

I have Zelda: Twilight Princess and don't even think it'd be remotely possible. Even surrounded by 3 or 4 guys at once, it takes only very small movements (literally using my wrist as a pivot) to swing the sword

Just exactly what kind of a game is this Zelda, anyway?

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	selphiroth 2006-12-30 06:17 am UTC (link)
	The kind you play with your Wii. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lilychan 2006-12-30 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, when my friend's boyfriend played it (since I was viewing from the back), I thought if it wasn't for the fact he had a Wii in his hand, he would've been jerking off in front of me. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2006-12-30 06:57 am UTC (link)
	giggle-snort (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iwanttobeasleep 2006-12-30 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, Zelda doesn't exactly call for the kind of movement that can break a TV. It's not really comparable to Wii Sports or anything. And you'd get mightily tired mightily fast if you used the Wiimote as a sword for it. I just wiggle mine back and forth, for the most part. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lady7jane 2006-12-30 07:44 am UTC (link)
	So you just wiggle your Wii back and forth and Zelda does... what on the screen? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iwanttobeasleep 2006-12-30 07:47 am UTC (link)
	Link does, actually; the series is named for Zelda, but the main character, and person you control is Link. He slashes, same as if I was using an average, boring controller. The Wiimote is so awesomely designed to accept full range as well as just wrist motion. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Have to admit I have problems with maturity today selphiroth 2006-12-30 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Teeehee. Link slashes. With a wii. On fandomwank. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Have to admit I have problems with maturity today iwanttobeasleep 2006-12-30 08:00 am UTC (link)
	♥ I don't know that the Wii=penis jokes will ever get old. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Have to admit I have problems with maturity today lilychan 2006-12-30 10:05 am UTC (link)
	See icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Have to admit I have problems with maturity today puipui 2006-12-30 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	It's even more fitting when you've actually seen Link in all his deep-voiced gay elven glory. I love the idea of the game making it look like guys are jerking off to him, it just seems so... appropriate. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady7jane 2006-12-30 08:06 am UTC (link)
	The Wiimote is so awesomely designed to accept full range as well as just wrist motion. Really, both? Now does that mean it works for girls as well as boys? He slashes Aha, aha. I think my sister might like it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrongly_amused 2006-12-30 09:04 am UTC (link)
	I can't think of a slashier series than the Zelda games. Since 1998, it's managed to give us a number of crossdressing princesses and a sexually confused, increasingly effeminite hero who'd rather spend more time playing with swords than pay attention to any of the women consistently coming onto him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skarrow 2006-12-30 10:55 am UTC (link)
	Then in Windwaker all the characters spoke to him using ♥ in their dialogue. Geeze. Geeeze. He was about ten, not cool. SPOILERSTRIKING ~~...but Midna's totally hot and presumably female? Unless the Twilight World is a bizarro dimension?~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrongly_amused 2006-12-30 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	:-( I didn't notice the little hearts in Windwaker. I was too busy feeling horribly guilty for throwing a ten year old at Ganon. SPOILER [select to read] Midna is pretty hot, but I suspect she wanted to knock boots with Zelda as much as she did Link. Hey, it gets pretty lonely hanging out in monster-infested castles surrounded by Twilight barriers, y'know? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	skarrow 2006-12-30 08:57 pm UTC (link)
	By the time you throw him at Ganon, though, he could have killed him with a well-thrown letter. The kid had gotten buff. I kind of liked Pudgy-Japanese-Chef-Ganon. He was fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wrongly_amused 2006-12-31 09:13 am UTC (link)
	A buff ten-year-old is still, y'know, ten years old. Look, I'm not saying it was awful, but I can't help but feel guilty in a game where the lead protagonist jumps ship halfway through the story to go home and eat dinner with Nana. Iron Chef Ganon was the shiznit. Except for the part with him hanging around little girl's beds. That's just creepy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	selphiroth 2006-12-30 06:17 am UTC (link)
	Yay Wii! Yay Wank! So should I make a penis joke now? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	isntitironic 2006-12-30 08:14 am UTC (link)
	I don't think the idea of wanking one's Wii can be made any dirtier, but you're welcome to try. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lilychan 2006-12-30 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Wii Wank. ...-giggles like a 12 year old- (Reply to this)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2006-12-30 06:58 am UTC (link)
	I haven't had giggles like this since they came out with the 'Palm Pilot'. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lilychan 2006-12-30 07:32 am UTC (link)
	W3rd. Horrah for immature minds! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2006-12-30 07:36 am UTC (link)
	"Duck! That sounds a lot like F---" Blackaddder love (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lilychan 2006-12-30 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Blackaddder? -confused- (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2006-12-30 07:45 am UTC (link)
	I meant 'Blackadder'. As in Edmund Blackadder. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lilychan 2006-12-30 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Okay ^^; Thanks xD; (Reply to this)(Parent)

	exdee 2006-12-30 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	And you know, I've never thought of Palm Pilot that way until you mentioned it. fails at being corrupted (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napalmnacey 2006-12-30 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	It's an actual phrase here in Australia, referring to the similarity of a man fiddling with this wanger to a pilot directing his joystick. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	black_spot 2006-12-30 07:03 am UTC (link)
	We had a strap break. My son was bowling, hit his leg (clumsy clot), let go and whoosh. It landed on the top shelf near the ceiling and somehow managed not to break any of the ornaments. I’ve bashed my five year old twice, my muscles have been aching and I’ve not had so much fun in ages. (Reply to this)(Thread)

wrongly_amused
2006-12-30 09:00 am UTC (link)

In Nintendo's defense, they did recall the straps, and you can call them and have them send a new one. The worst battle injury we have is to my brother's cell phone, a freak accident that required the phone to fly out of his pocket at the exact second he was pulling the controller up at an angle to send it flying directly into the television.

But I'm not quite sure what this "inaccuracy business" is about.

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	iwanttobeasleep 2006-12-30 09:04 am UTC (link)
	Technically it's not a recall, they're just sending out replacements. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lilychan 2006-12-30 10:06 am UTC (link)
	I shouldn't be amused by that. XD;;; (Reply to this)(Parent)

	yaoiko 2006-12-31 11:40 am UTC (link)
	I watched my cousin sweat like a whore in church playing with my Wii. That thing is way too much fun. (Reply to this)(Parent)