Won't someone please think of the video game boobies?
They think about you while they're jiggling with impossible physics. Ganked from a mousie on wank_report.

Over in the gamers community, judek_hanzo posts asking how to unlock a swimsuit for a certain DOA Ultimate character (for those who don't know, the DOA games feature women, often with gravity defying hooters, fighting often in outfits that have no logical way of actually staying in place). Apparently, people tend to get offended over there about people wanting to see Teh Videogame Boobies and proceed to lay into him.

It starts here when gospelx declares the OP as part of the reason people have such a stereotypical view of gamers.summersdreamer however seems to be the main wanker in that thread:

No, I find it amusing when people actually live up to cliches.

That said, you're going to be disappointed by real women. They have annoying characteristics like thoughts and feelings, and they frustratingly won't do whatever you want.

summersdreamer insults misscarlos when she stands up for the OP, then proceeds to get into an exchange with caz_chan, who apparently was the only poster who bothered to answer the OP's question.


caz_chan:
Three cheers!
You just made yourself look like a total doss cunt on the internet!
A WINNAR IS YOU.
If you don't have advice do give out, I don't see why you even bother posting.

summersdreamer:
I post in order to show people what a literate reply looks like.

Incidentally, you really should take your own advice. I'd have forgotten about this stupid post and my flip comments to it hours ago if it hadn't been for people like you deciding that they had to defend the honour of . . . what? . . . horny guys who enjoy watching pixels jiggle around the screens.

Other posters continue to bash the OP, bringing out the fact that he belongs to hentai communities as proof of his one-track mind.

summersdreamer declares through various parts of the wank that they could care less that the OP wants to look at pixellated boobs, just that they're annoyed they're asking a question that could easily be answered on GameFAQs. Which completely justifies their actions, apparently.

Moderator thehangedman has the last word:
This is one of those things you should have just looked up on gamefaqs.

I would normally delete a post like this, but if everyone really wants to argue about make believe tits . . .

What is there more worthy to argue about, really?