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XWank
I'm kinda iffy on posting since this is 5 months old (Wank doesn't come with a printed expiration date, alas) but I think I kinda got the greenlight for this from fw_debate, so Wank-A-Go!
After a fun little marathon of all three X Men movies, I decided to wander teh intrawebs to see if there would be an X Men 4 in the foreseeable future.
What I found was the intranets take on the Magic Of Movie Making. Basically what the fans would do with the movies. But these fans.. They're special. (if you click on the link, you also get a part of the screen with a delicious little Blood And Chocolate trailer, so if you're at work turn the volume down.)
And it only gets better if you've never read the comics. Like me. We have aliens, clones, time travelers, and Angelina Jolie playing Magneto's daughter.
Everything FROM ANGRY CAPS LOCK OF RAGE AGAINST TEH GAMBIT H8TRS to suggestions of Orlando Bloom to play Gambit and PEOPLE DECIDING WHO TO BE HIRED BY HOLLYWOOD TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE MOVIES AND CLEARLY THEY ONLY NOMINATE THEMSELVES FOR THEIR CREDENTIALS AND FAME. (Caps not mine, swear.)
We also have people blaming teh stoopid on men.
u all are STUPID!! we need storm nad wolverine! U CANT MAKE A X4 WITOUT THEM!!! ughhhhhhh [men]
thacarter, u should learn how to spell and ryan dont u think rogue can regain her powers if magneto can and if ice boy bobby fights gambit , gambit would kick the little bobby boy's ass gambit would send ice boy bobby back to pre school where he belongs
Uuumm, sweet seduction, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry & Rebecca Romijn, those three names that sound so good together. I'd like to take all three of them to McDonald's and watch them go down on the kiddy meals like a super model. That's it baby's, work it till you sweat like you're doing hard labor in a prison camp, yes, eat it up. Oh, and look at them greasy lips.
I don't know if Becky can act, but she sure can lay on the floor! Work that floor, baby.
(I have NO FUCKING IDEA where that came from, but it's there alright.)
Dear JWP and people who I made comments to,
I'm sorry. I just get mad really easilly about things like this because I'm a huge fan of X Men. Sometimes I act before I think. I know that some of you haven't seen the movie. I really am sorry. So I promise that I won't do it again.
WHAT NO STORM IF THERE IS NO STORM IM NOT SEEING THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XMEN IS NOTHING WITH OUT STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why not just skip X-4 and move on to X-5?
hey jagmir U SUCK same with u tony gambit kicks ass
for all those who think gambit is a waste of time u suck gambit is one of the collest characters in the x-men ever and he should be in x4
Two Words:
BISHOP
(Really, I think that one stands alone and above all the rest. I really do.)
I have some magor comments about some of you guys on the site.
1. Wess, taking out Wolverine is realllllllllllllly bad. So !@#% you! Sorry, somtimes I just can't help myself.
2. Wolverine, CYCLOPS IS DEAD and ROGUE IS HUMAN SO SHE HAS TO LEAVE!
3. Less Wolverine?!? Hells no. Cyclops is dead and Rogue is human so she is no longer an X Man!And Mystique and MultipleMan are human.
4. Dear Roy, Wolverine can't go and Sabortooth is dead.
5. 1138, I have two words for you, Mother $!#@#% Your the loser. I think that they should live, well, most of them.
6. Beachbum, How can U have a5 without the 4.
7. Lion, how can you resserect someone. It isn't about witchcraft and it isn,tcrap.
8. Ryan, 3 words, Cyclops is dead! Besides, The movie is about Magneto because his powers are back And Wolverine is a super main charactor.
9. Themarina, rogue can, go back. she is human now.
10. Tom, Wolverine can't be someone else.
I don't have time for anythig eles but I'm still really pissed off.
JOSH,
I THINK WE HAVE ALOT OF IDEAS IN COMMON, WE SHOULD DEFINATELY BE A PART OF THAT MOVIE MAKING PROCESS.
What I really like is when people start writing their own X4:
I noticed people were saying storm cant come out because she is now the owner of the school. Well they could just kill her at the beginging, enough of the characters were killed in X3 so another wouldnt hurt. maybe a new villian could kill her, like Wanda scarlet witch, she could just used her choas magic and make her spontaneously combust. that would solve the problem.
Also as i said before, bring back Nightcrawler!!!!
X4:Uncanny X-men
1)All the X-men together:Cyclops,Wolverine,Storm,Iceman,B
3)Brotherhood:Magneto,Mystique,Multiple Man,Juggernaut,Marrow,Black Tom Cassidy,Pyro,Avalanche,Blob,Scarlet switch and Quicksilver
4)SENTINELS
5)Mr.Sinister
6)Less Wolverine
7)Less Storm
8)3+ hours of movie
9)A great director
10)A great budget
(All of which are sooo easy to accomplish. A great budget, 3+ hour movie, and I'm sure the audience that hasn't followed the Xmen comics would take a villain with a name like Mr. Sinister so seriously.)
I think that Jean should be brout back by alians or something like in the comics.
main x-men characters: beast, storm, iceman, colossus, shadowcat, havok, boomer, emma frost, husk, warpath, gambit
villains: apocalypse, sinister, 4 horsemen(mystique, rogue, archangel, caliban)
background characters: wolverine, nightcrawler, marrow, avalanche, wolfbane, cyclops, madelyn pryor
this could lead into x6..where we could end up having a pregnant madelyn?(cable) along with the intro to the hellfire club..which emma frost ends up joining
What I really, really liked was the fan casting; Gambit especially seemed to be a favorite. Actually, You know what? Let me make as list. People who should play Gambit as told by these fans:
1) Heath Ledger
2) Orlando Bloom
3) Brad Pitt
4) Ben Affleck
Ofcourse, not everyone agrees, and they have no quelms ABOUT STATING LOUDLY SO SEVERAL TIMES!!1111!
Now, I don't read the comics so I have no idea who Gambit is, but with suggestions like these I'm getting a pretty interesting idea.
I just wanted to know if there's any possibility of Jean Grey coming back and she and Wolverine having teh hawt Hugh Jackman Sex0rz! Imagine my dissapointment when looking to the Xmen comics for a good Wolverine/Jean fix. FYI, the actual Wolverine? No Hugh Jackman.
What's great about all this is if you had told me 3 or 4 months ago that I would be posting x men wank to fandom_wank, I would not have believed you if you paid me. Oh,ironyXmen. What can I say? I was corrupted by the horseFunneyz
I'm kinda iffy on posting since this is 5 months old (Wank doesn't come with a printed expiration date, alas) but I think I kinda got the greenlight for this from fw_debate, so Wank-A-Go!
After a fun little marathon of all three X Men movies, I decided to wander teh intrawebs to see if there would be an X Men 4 in the foreseeable future.
What I found was the intranets take on the Magic Of Movie Making. Basically what the fans would do with the movies. But these fans.. They're special. (if you click on the link, you also get a part of the screen with a delicious little Blood And Chocolate trailer, so if you're at work turn the volume down.)
And it only gets better if you've never read the comics. Like me. We have aliens, clones, time travelers, and Angelina Jolie playing Magneto's daughter.
Everything FROM ANGRY CAPS LOCK OF RAGE AGAINST TEH GAMBIT H8TRS to suggestions of Orlando Bloom to play Gambit and PEOPLE DECIDING WHO TO BE HIRED BY HOLLYWOOD TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE MOVIES AND CLEARLY THEY ONLY NOMINATE THEMSELVES FOR THEIR CREDENTIALS AND FAME. (Caps not mine, swear.)
We also have people blaming teh stoopid on men.
u all are STUPID!! we need storm nad wolverine! U CANT MAKE A X4 WITOUT THEM!!! ughhhhhhh [men]
thacarter, u should learn how to spell and ryan dont u think rogue can regain her powers if magneto can and if ice boy bobby fights gambit , gambit would kick the little bobby boy's ass gambit would send ice boy bobby back to pre school where he belongs
Uuumm, sweet seduction, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry & Rebecca Romijn, those three names that sound so good together. I'd like to take all three of them to McDonald's and watch them go down on the kiddy meals like a super model. That's it baby's, work it till you sweat like you're doing hard labor in a prison camp, yes, eat it up. Oh, and look at them greasy lips.
I don't know if Becky can act, but she sure can lay on the floor! Work that floor, baby.
(I have NO FUCKING IDEA where that came from, but it's there alright.)
Dear JWP and people who I made comments to,
I'm sorry. I just get mad really easilly about things like this because I'm a huge fan of X Men. Sometimes I act before I think. I know that some of you haven't seen the movie. I really am sorry. So I promise that I won't do it again.
WHAT NO STORM IF THERE IS NO STORM IM NOT SEEING THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XMEN IS NOTHING WITH OUT STORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why not just skip X-4 and move on to X-5?
hey jagmir U SUCK same with u tony gambit kicks ass
for all those who think gambit is a waste of time u suck gambit is one of the collest characters in the x-men ever and he should be in x4
Two Words:
BISHOP
(Really, I think that one stands alone and above all the rest. I really do.)
I have some magor comments about some of you guys on the site.
1. Wess, taking out Wolverine is realllllllllllllly bad. So !@#% you! Sorry, somtimes I just can't help myself.
2. Wolverine, CYCLOPS IS DEAD and ROGUE IS HUMAN SO SHE HAS TO LEAVE!
3. Less Wolverine?!? Hells no. Cyclops is dead and Rogue is human so she is no longer an X Man!And Mystique and MultipleMan are human.
4. Dear Roy, Wolverine can't go and Sabortooth is dead.
5. 1138, I have two words for you, Mother $!#@#% Your the loser. I think that they should live, well, most of them.
6. Beachbum, How can U have a5 without the 4.
7. Lion, how can you resserect someone. It isn't about witchcraft and it isn,tcrap.
8. Ryan, 3 words, Cyclops is dead! Besides, The movie is about Magneto because his powers are back And Wolverine is a super main charactor.
9. Themarina, rogue can, go back. she is human now.
10. Tom, Wolverine can't be someone else.
I don't have time for anythig eles but I'm still really pissed off.
JOSH,
I THINK WE HAVE ALOT OF IDEAS IN COMMON, WE SHOULD DEFINATELY BE A PART OF THAT MOVIE MAKING PROCESS.
What I really like is when people start writing their own X4:
I noticed people were saying storm cant come out because she is now the owner of the school. Well they could just kill her at the beginging, enough of the characters were killed in X3 so another wouldnt hurt. maybe a new villian could kill her, like Wanda scarlet witch, she could just used her choas magic and make her spontaneously combust. that would solve the problem.
Also as i said before, bring back Nightcrawler!!!!
X4:Uncanny X-men
1)All the X-men together:Cyclops,Wolverine,Storm,Iceman,B
3)Brotherhood:Magneto,Mystique,Multiple Man,Juggernaut,Marrow,Black Tom Cassidy,Pyro,Avalanche,Blob,Scarlet switch and Quicksilver
4)SENTINELS
5)Mr.Sinister
6)Less Wolverine
7)Less Storm
8)3+ hours of movie
9)A great director
10)A great budget
(All of which are sooo easy to accomplish. A great budget, 3+ hour movie, and I'm sure the audience that hasn't followed the Xmen comics would take a villain with a name like Mr. Sinister so seriously.)
I think that Jean should be brout back by alians or something like in the comics.
main x-men characters: beast, storm, iceman, colossus, shadowcat, havok, boomer, emma frost, husk, warpath, gambit
villains: apocalypse, sinister, 4 horsemen(mystique, rogue, archangel, caliban)
background characters: wolverine, nightcrawler, marrow, avalanche, wolfbane, cyclops, madelyn pryor
this could lead into x6..where we could end up having a pregnant madelyn?(cable) along with the intro to the hellfire club..which emma frost ends up joining
What I really, really liked was the fan casting; Gambit especially seemed to be a favorite. Actually, You know what? Let me make as list. People who should play Gambit as told by these fans:
1) Heath Ledger
2) Orlando Bloom
3) Brad Pitt
4) Ben Affleck
Ofcourse, not everyone agrees, and they have no quelms ABOUT STATING LOUDLY SO SEVERAL TIMES!!1111!
Now, I don't read the comics so I have no idea who Gambit is, but with suggestions like these I'm getting a pretty interesting idea.
What's great about all this is if you had told me 3 or 4 months ago that I would be posting x men wank to fandom_wank, I would not have believed you if you paid me. Oh,
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