Please, won't someone think of Herodotus? He thinks of you... telling funny anecdotes.
So trinityofone saw an advance screening of 300 and she didn't like it very much. The language is rather overwrought (she begins the review by calling the film "the most disgusting piece of pro-Iraq war propaganda I have ever seen"), but there's no actual wank to be had until Page 3, when people start to disagree. Some are polite, some are sarcastic and mildly offended, some show a curious aversion to addressing her as "you", and some suggest that she "go commit 45-caliber fellatio, you dumb cunt". (Hey, at least they're using the second person.)

And a very special visit from our friend Rann.