Now she ded from Trimspa?
Moved from clairvoyantwank.

Anna Nicole Smith is dead. So, of course, this is a prime opportunity to wank about her life and consprechy!11!!! theories about her death. There's a bitty wank on the Snopes.com boards here, but of course our friends at ONTD wank the hardest. ONTD was temporarily ded from server and may well vanish again, so I've reproduced some of the wank below.

17188131296: i hope the bitch joins her son
not_kosher: i can say the same for your cracker ass
pure_indulgence: IAWYC! wtf is wrong with postees like u 17heartless296.
ukkylie: Well, didn't you just earn a special place in the book 'Greatest Cunts Of All Time'.

Have a heart fuck-face - be a human.


f3d0ra_girl: i hate her, so whoo! hope she dies. stupid ass bitch.
crazyfruitlady: You are the kind of sickening example of a human being that deservse to be locked far away from human contact.
jusjellus: You are taking this way too hard. Go lie down.



concorde_dreams: "Local police were reportedly forced to shut down the streets to expedite rushing her to the hospital."

are you fucking kidding me!?
who the fuck is she to get medical treatment over other people!


crazyfruitlady: Some of you SICKEN me. Who the FUCK are any of you to actively WISH for and HOPE for the death of a human being? ANY of you who post something like that are FOUL and FAR lower than anything that she has EVER done. Assuming she never killed anybody.
And a whole thread from crazyfruitlady in which she goes batshit at people who were wishing for Anna Nicole's death.
crazyfruitlady: So she died. How do those of you who wished for this feel? Satisfied? Happy? Excited? Honestly, I'm interested to know how it feels to find out that you wished for someone to die and they die, because to me that kind of thinking is absolutely INHUMAN and far beyond my ability to comprehend.

My heart goes out to her and the family, however screwed up the family may or may not be. That is none of our business.
bellekitsune:
oh my god. big fucking deal, people said 'i hope she dies'. why do you need to preach? why do you care? i wouldn't personally say it, but let people say whatever they want.
crazyfruitlady: I care because it makes me absolutely furious when people wish death on others in situations where death is possible. It makes me feel almost physically sick to know that people so inhuman are allowed to communicate with others.
sternel: So have a few Tums and go breathe into a bag, sweetheart. I hate to break it to you, but any attitude on the internet's part had nothing to do with ANS dropping dead.

And on and on. jezepuff also directed me to TheSuperficial.com, where there's ONTD-esque wank in the comments, including this gem: are they sure they just didn't find a blow-up sex doll in there and got confused?? And thanks to hangingfire, commentary from The New York Times' The Lede blog. One example: I’m sorry to say but its not like she was a symbol of America. She was a sexual enthusiast and doesn’t deserve all this agony. She is dead but we are not. You can call me an ass but I’m not the one crying about a dead pornstar

— Posted by Joe

I doubt this is the end of it.