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CJ ([info]eponine) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-02-20 09:36:00


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Blood Diamond wank
(Be warned that this wank contains big spoilers for the movie)

Genious_IQ_59 wants the Edward Zwick film, Blood Diamond, banned.

The OP claims that "it's racist towards whites". The OP also disapproves of the movie including scenes of "childran in war and using firearms and using drugs". They also complain of animal cruetly, and of rebel forces vs. army forces.

Despite the painfully obvious fact that our little friend is a troll, dozens respond, sincerely arguing the OPs points.

Even when Genious_IQ_59 posts a comment stating "I expected a nice film, about diamonds which were the colour of blood due to their holy blessing and wonders and shining.", people STILL take the bait and wank.

some peoople do see through the trolling of the OP, but there are still plently of replies like "you're a rich western idiot" and "you call yourself a genious?? can't see it is a movie, and a great realistic movie, wake up!! no everything is winnie the pooh."

My favourite comment? black-mamba84 telling the OP, "i think u need freaking help u freak".

Lots of amusing gems to be found in the post and the replies, from those taking the OP seriously, to those seeing through it and using sarcasm to to try and look clever. One of the better IMDB wanks I've seen in a while.


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[info]knightrider
2007-02-20 02:17 pm UTC (link)
LOL, genious.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-02-20 02:31 pm UTC (link)
*Breaking out an appropriate icon*

no everything is winnie the pooh.

True, tre.. but imagine if everything was..

It'd make Wincest a damn sight more interesting if it Sam and Dean were played by Pooh and Piglet. Oooh, or Tigger as Jayne in Firefly!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-20 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2007-02-20 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2007-02-20 05:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-20 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shaggydogstail, 2007-02-20 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-20 06:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]community_care, 2007-02-20 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-20 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]community_care, 2007-02-20 10:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-20 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]community_care, 2007-02-20 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]semirecluse, 2007-02-20 08:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]southerngaelic, 2007-02-20 09:31 pm UTC
Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]semirecluse, 2007-02-20 10:06 pm UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-20 10:10 pm UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]knightrider, 2007-02-20 11:12 pm UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]lyppy, 2007-02-20 10:13 pm UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]semirecluse, 2007-02-21 05:03 am UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-02-21 09:34 pm UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]cinnamonical, 2007-02-20 11:26 pm UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]token_girl, 2007-02-22 06:16 am UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-02-21 01:22 am UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]amxjm, 2007-02-21 06:35 am UTC
Re: Links are NSFW and may break your childhood - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2007-02-21 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-20 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-02-20 10:39 pm UTC

[info]esclaramonde
2007-02-20 05:27 pm UTC (link)
I kind of wish I were that troll. "I expected a nice film, about diamonds which were the colour of blood due to their holy blessing and wonders and shining." MADE OF LOL.

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[info]grrliz
2007-02-20 06:14 pm UTC (link)
LMFAO That is seriously my favourite part, omg. I ♥ the IMDB forums.

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[info]grrliz
2007-02-20 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Also, Leo should have been nominated for The Departed over Blood Diamond, Y/N?

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-20 06:46 pm UTC (link)
obviously

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[info]hangingfire
2007-02-20 08:03 pm UTC (link)
Yes plz.

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[info]eljuno
2007-02-20 09:08 pm UTC (link)
YYYYY.

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[info]willywanka
2007-02-20 09:27 pm UTC (link)
Y.

My wankspiracy theory suggests he got the nom for BD and not the D so no one will disagree when he doesn't win.

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(no subject) - [info]knightrider, 2007-02-20 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]willywanka, 2007-02-20 11:50 pm UTC

[info]knightrider
2007-02-20 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Yes, yes, yes again, and once more for good measure - YES.

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[info]rogue
2007-02-21 12:23 am UTC (link)
Y

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[info]the_clichemoth
2007-02-21 12:25 am UTC (link)
No. They could only put one person up for nomination in each category. They chose Jack Nicholson, as they should have because he was fucking awesome in it and Leo was getting in anyway. He got screwed.

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(no subject) - [info]grrliz, 2007-02-21 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-02-22 12:37 am UTC

[info]olivia_ramirez
2007-02-22 02:07 pm UTC (link)
No, The Departed was a snoozefest. I thought Leo was way better in Blood Diamond.

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-02-20 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Ahhahaha, that's one of the best lines I've heard out of a troll ever. I expected a nice film, about diamonds which were the colour of blood due to their holy blessing and wonders and shining.
Dude, you've obviously got some sort of sense of humor - why not use your powers for good? Or at least a less lame evil than starting wank on the IMDb boards. That's not even hard - each word you post doubles the chances that *someone* will get offended.

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(Anonymous)
2007-02-20 09:05 pm UTC (link)
My personal favourite was
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded"

~mir8lle

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(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-20 10:13 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-21 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-21 05:22 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-21 05:41 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]knightrider, 2007-02-20 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esclaramonde, 2007-02-21 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-21 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-21 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-21 05:23 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]makeshyft, 2007-02-21 05:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2007-02-21 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-21 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2007-02-21 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]toph, 2007-02-21 05:49 am UTC
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[info]jira
2007-02-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Your icon makes me happy. :D

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[info]lyppy
2007-02-20 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Ban Leo? Never!

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pastri_archy
2007-02-20 10:42 pm UTC (link)
I fear I must re-evaluate Mr. DiCaprio now.

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[info]lukita
2007-02-21 01:30 pm UTC (link)
I know what you mean, do I have to take back all the mean things I said about Leo when Titanic came out now?

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(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2007-02-21 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soupspooks, 2007-02-21 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2007-02-22 04:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2007-02-22 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-02-21 11:52 pm UTC
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(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-02-22 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cookie_love, 2007-02-22 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2007-02-22 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - pastri_archy, 2007-02-22 04:31 am UTC
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[info]suzycat
2007-02-21 05:12 am UTC (link)
I am reliably informed that one of the cool things about this movie is the flagrant use of very dirty Afrikaans swear words.

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[info]sunqist
2007-02-21 04:00 pm UTC (link)
O_o

Doesn't it take place in Sierra Leone?

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(no subject) - [info]eli_eli_oh, 2007-02-21 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]olivia_ramirez, 2007-02-22 02:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2007-02-21 11:04 pm UTC

[info]annaham
2007-02-21 08:28 am UTC (link)
"childran in war and using firearms and using drugs". They also complain of animal cruetly, and of rebel forces vs. army forces."

Yes, because no other films today have such horrible things depicted in them.

>____

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[info]chibikaijuu
2007-02-21 05:14 pm UTC (link)
No, no, se the point is that the rebels *win*, and they are not plucky cute rebels like in Star Wars, and anyway the rebels should *never* win because the army always has better taining and equipment (and never, you know, get complacent with this knowledge, or is made up of people who don't really want to fight for that particular government, or think the war is stupid, and the rebels *never* resort to sabotage and guerilla tactics to win, or are obsessively driven to win, either. Oh no.)

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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-02-21 08:44 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-02-22 12:34 am UTC
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[info]warrioreowyn
2007-02-21 09:06 pm UTC (link)
And it's not like that kind of stuff is actually occurring in Africa. How dare a movie reflect reality!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-02-21 11:47 pm UTC

[info]sonic331va
2007-02-26 09:16 am UTC (link)
Roffles. You can't spell "MOVIE WANK" without "I M D B."

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