a tiny bitesize foodie wank
So over on LJ's food_porn comm, the home of delicious foodz that are tasty and photos that are porn-like, leatherwish posts asking for some advice on microwave and other small appliance cooking, as he's new to the apartment he's staying in and wants to cook without using the oven.

He mentions that his roommate has a George Foreman grill, and he'd like to try using it, but he's not sure what to cook, and also that he likes 'toasted cheese sammiches'. (emphasis mine)

Whereupon coflower promptly flips her shit. Because apparently the term 'sammiches' belongs to Rachael Ray, small children, disgusting people, and uneducated adults.

Other posters feel that perhaps she is overreacting just a tad, fallingangels breaks out the Giant Text o'Doom, and the mod finally steps in when fallingangels calls coflower a 'cunt sammich'.

A small but tasty wank for those who like sammiches & sandwiches alike.

[mods, if you feel this belongs on OTF_wank, I'll gladly move it - but I thought the mention of Rachael Ray made it kinda fandom related.]

ETA: Apparently she is upset enough to rant about it in her own LJ. She is also somewhat of a serial wanker.

(also, holy crap my inbox is filling up. :D so glad others are equally amused!)

ETA with some EVOO: In a brilliant stroke of... something, coflower thanks someone else in the thread for making their point without being an ass,, and says she would like to slap fallingangels, presumably for disagreeing with her. -_-

ETA with a nice Merlot: This whole thing has inspired a new LJ comm, food_bukkake. And the whole sorry mess has made an appearance on stupid_free.

ETA and sorbet for a refreshing palate cleanser: Sounds like someone may be taking out their agression on the food_pornsters. Recent posts have had every single tag (of the fre hundred available) added to their post.