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alia ([info]baskinglizard) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-02-24 16:20:00


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Entry tags:food

a tiny bitesize foodie wank
So over on LJ's food_porn comm, the home of delicious foodz that are tasty and photos that are porn-like, [info]leatherwish posts asking for some advice on microwave and other small appliance cooking, as he's new to the apartment he's staying in and wants to cook without using the oven.

He mentions that his roommate has a George Foreman grill, and he'd like to try using it, but he's not sure what to cook, and also that he likes 'toasted cheese sammiches'. (emphasis mine)

Whereupon [info]coflower promptly flips her shit. Because apparently the term 'sammiches' belongs to Rachael Ray, small children, disgusting people, and uneducated adults.

Other posters feel that perhaps she is overreacting just a tad, [info]fallingangels breaks out the Giant Text o'Doom, and the mod finally steps in when [info]fallingangels calls [info]coflower a 'cunt sammich'.

A small but tasty wank for those who like sammiches & sandwiches alike.

[mods, if you feel this belongs on OTF_wank, I'll gladly move it - but I thought the mention of Rachael Ray made it kinda fandom related.]

ETA: Apparently she is upset enough to rant about it in her own LJ. She is also somewhat of a serial wanker.

(also, holy crap my inbox is filling up. :D so glad others are equally amused!)

ETA with some EVOO: In a brilliant stroke of... something, [info]coflower thanks someone else in the thread for making their point without being an ass,, and says she would like to slap [info]fallingangels, presumably for disagreeing with her. -_-

ETA with a nice Merlot: This whole thing has inspired a new LJ comm, food_bukkake. And the whole sorry mess has made an appearance on stupid_free.

ETA and sorbet for a refreshing palate cleanser: Sounds like someone may be taking out their agression on the food_pornsters. Recent posts have had every single tag (of the fre hundred available) added to their post.



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[info]lady_red
2007-02-25 12:05 am UTC (link)
To add further wanktasticness, this isn't the first time [info]coflower has thrown a hissyfit over the word 'sammiches'. Frankly even that isn't the first time [info]coflower has wanked over something innocuous, I swear it seems like every other post on [info]thequestionclub features some comment or other from she/he/it.

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[info]smo
2007-02-25 12:15 am UTC (link)
She's thrown a fit over it in her own journal, too.

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[info]kahteh
2007-02-25 12:29 am UTC (link)
Oooookay, that's just borderline obsessive.

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[info]smo
2007-02-25 12:30 am UTC (link)
Seriously. Who gets that bent out of shape over one word?

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pastri_archy
2007-02-25 02:09 am UTC (link)
Who knows, there might be acute trauma attached to it.

Perhaps, in coflower's house, you were paddled with a cutting board and made to clean the kitchen with a toothbrush if you didn't pronounce words right.

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[info]makeshyft
2007-02-25 09:16 am UTC (link)
Or perhaps Shaft at some point pimpslapped her and told her to go fix him one?

And if not, can we somehow arrange it?

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pastri_archy
2007-02-25 06:16 pm UTC (link)
Certainly.

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[info]whimsy_chan
2007-02-25 02:51 am UTC (link)
"Finger Painting with Poop"? What is she, two?

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[info]smo
2007-02-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
Don't be silly. She's a big girl who doesn't use baby words like "sammich." She's clearly at least two and a half.

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[info]april_hurst
2007-02-25 09:20 am UTC (link)
All right, who's secretly been replacing her meds with Folger's Crystals? 'Fess up.

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[info]smo
2007-02-25 10:07 am UTC (link)
More like Folger's Crystal Meth.

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[info]zannechaos
2007-02-25 03:32 pm UTC (link)
I lol'ed.

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[info]smo
2007-02-25 09:58 pm UTC (link)
My work here is done. :D

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[info]sashenka
2007-02-25 12:54 am UTC (link)
Y'know, in my circle of adult company friends, I do believe 4/5 dentists use the term sammiches.

That actually made me laugh.

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[info]radiotrash
2007-02-25 04:43 am UTC (link)
"If my 12 year old neice said that, I would ask my brother for permission to pop her upside the head."

Wow.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-02-25 10:09 am UTC (link)
And I hope her brother would have the sense to say "WTF no, you crazy bitch, get away from my daughter."

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[info]palefire
2007-02-26 09:26 am UTC (link)
Hell, if I were her brother, I'd just smack her upside the head for being completely batshit.

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