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Irk ([info]irk) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-07-22 18:57:00


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A sprinkling of wank for everyone.
Babymimi intentionally writes hilariously bad fanfiction for the sake of comedy. What happens when someone can't see a parody for what it is? Splurt! Bits of wank scattered all over the reviews. No huge buffet, but a pleasant bowl of off-white dinner mints to settle the weary wanker's palate. Many fandoms to choose from, as Babymimi is a jack of many trades and has a diverse repertoire. Trek, X-Files, Angel, Buffy, Smallville and others. As the author says, "It has fnnys to it".

All here, thanks to ff.net.


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[info]feenix
2003-07-23 08:36 am UTC (link)
First: <3 the icon.

Second: Never mind the wank. This is priceless on its own merit.

Mary's friend is pregnancing.

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[info]irk
2003-07-23 08:54 am UTC (link)
First: Thanks!
Second: I know. The wank is just an excuse to share the fics, in a way. XD It's a win-win situation.

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[info]daijinryuu
2003-07-23 10:29 am UTC (link)
Wolverine 1 day under a splendorous waterfall moonshine woke up and arisen sad and uncuous.

Unctuous? Unconscious? WHO KNOWS?

Good lord these "stories" are short.

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[info]daijinryuu
2003-07-23 10:32 am UTC (link)
Hey, dork, sometimes it helps to actually read the initial post.

...not that it alters my amusement at these any.

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[info]alden
2003-07-23 12:45 pm UTC (link)
Awww. You get points for not deleting your original comment, though. Very non-wanky of you.

~is impressed~

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[info]irk
2003-07-23 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Unctuous? Unconscious? WHO KNOWS?

Unctuous. She spells it semi-correctly on occasion. XD

---
"Hi." Ruminated Mulder unctuously. Walking was done by Mulder and Dana but without furthermore portentous prophesy Mulder screamed and Mulder’s scream scared Dana so Dana runs crying unctuously.
"Oh no no no Dana don’t run away. PLEASE DON’T RUN PLEASE I LOVE YOU AND I THOUGHT WE SHOULD GET A MARRAIGE!!!" And Dana stopped and yelled so loudly Dana‘s yell felt like a roaring volcano!! "I am filled of happiness it is a waterfall of joy. I am in knowing you love me. Why you scream in hurt Mulder? Because I fears so many aliens are gonna kidnap me after you screaming."
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See? [2nd paragraph included not for educational value but because damn.]

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[info]nekoneko
2003-07-23 06:38 pm UTC (link)
*is currently rolling on the floor, laughing her ass off*

That's great! XD
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD GET A MARRIAGE!
I <3333 it. That's perfect.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-07-24 01:10 am UTC (link)
What is this about a splenderous waterfall of moonshine and where can I find the thing?

'Cause I mean. Free booze and all.

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[info]ipomoea
2003-07-23 09:11 pm UTC (link)
*sporfle* Dude, I lurve BabyMimi like an unctuous volcano. Or something.

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[info]irk
2003-07-23 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Like a sparkling waterfall blue cascading over a ravine lit up by five sparkling glowing shining moons?

Because that's what *I* love her like.

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[info]amandatwop
2003-07-24 04:25 am UTC (link)
Ohhh, I remember when she put that Smallville story out...those without a sense of humor (aka, our fandom) did quite a bit of boggling. Good times, good times.

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-07-24 05:06 am UTC (link)
Oh man, it's the volcano chick! I love her so much! I'd forgotten her name, thanks for the link. *snk*

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