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Winterfox (winterfox) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2007-03-06 00:47:00 |
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What would Jesus roll if he played WoW?
So on the warlock forum, someone posted a link to a meant-to-be-funny article that conjectures--
Allow me to present what is probably the most blasphemous, yet perhaps the most elite of the members of the five-man team in this set: Jesus Christ, the human warlock. Don't worry. We'll be silencing all cries of "But Jesus should be a priest!" soon enough. Trust us, Judas is a priest, but Jesus is an uber Warlock.
Pretty mild. Not terribly funny if you ask me, but hey, not exactly flame-worthy offensive, right? Wrong.
Cue outrage that pretty quickly blossoms into an all-out atheism versus Christianity wank marathon: the page count was six when I looked yesterday, and has since more than doubled. Including whether Jesus would roll a shaman or a warlock, a diatribe on how atheism doesn't make your life better, among others. Choice bits:
Nightshayde: It's immateral, you can't make your own God, thats called idolatry. God made us, we did'nt make him.
Someone "fixes" (quotes with edits) the post to It's immateral, you can't make your own Flying Spaghetti Monster, thats called idolatry. Flying Spaghetti Monster made us, we did'nt make him.
yrdred: Well, not that any of this is relevant to the game but I just can't resist weighing in on this crap.
Shouldn't you, as a Christian, be spending the money you spend on WOW to, oh, I don't know, adopt a starving child, feed a bum on the street, or maybe take an interest in the suffering going on in the world around you? In fact, aren't you explicitly commanded to do so?
Oh wait, I forgot that Christian = Hypocrite
If you aren't going to take your religion seriously, don't come here and condemn other people. Christ...
Another favorite: QQ more xtians
Also bonus: There is but one god. In his house at R'lyeh, he waits, dreaming.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia, IA!
Jesus is nubcakes: It took jesus three days just to walk back to his body and spawn again...
So on the warlock forum, someone posted a link to a meant-to-be-funny article that conjectures--
Allow me to present what is probably the most blasphemous, yet perhaps the most elite of the members of the five-man team in this set: Jesus Christ, the human warlock. Don't worry. We'll be silencing all cries of "But Jesus should be a priest!" soon enough. Trust us, Judas is a priest, but Jesus is an uber Warlock.
Pretty mild. Not terribly funny if you ask me, but hey, not exactly flame-worthy offensive, right? Wrong.
Cue outrage that pretty quickly blossoms into an all-out atheism versus Christianity wank marathon: the page count was six when I looked yesterday, and has since more than doubled. Including whether Jesus would roll a shaman or a warlock, a diatribe on how atheism doesn't make your life better, among others. Choice bits:
Nightshayde: It's immateral, you can't make your own God, thats called idolatry. God made us, we did'nt make him.
Someone "fixes" (quotes with edits) the post to It's immateral, you can't make your own Flying Spaghetti Monster, thats called idolatry. Flying Spaghetti Monster made us, we did'nt make him.
yrdred: Well, not that any of this is relevant to the game but I just can't resist weighing in on this crap.
Shouldn't you, as a Christian, be spending the money you spend on WOW to, oh, I don't know, adopt a starving child, feed a bum on the street, or maybe take an interest in the suffering going on in the world around you? In fact, aren't you explicitly commanded to do so?
Oh wait, I forgot that Christian = Hypocrite
If you aren't going to take your religion seriously, don't come here and condemn other people. Christ...
Another favorite: QQ more xtians
Also bonus: There is but one god. In his house at R'lyeh, he waits, dreaming.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia, IA!
Jesus is nubcakes: It took jesus three days just to walk back to his body and spawn again...
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