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Vigilant E. Rodent, Esq. ([info]vigilanterodent) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-03-16 12:57:00

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Say it loud and there's "racism!" claiming, say it soft and there's sockpuppets playing
You may recall a petite wankmoiselle by the name of svmaria. Because God loves us and wants us to be happy, the overwrought musical that is her life is still running strong – someday, she will be the new Cats. The following is less a singular wank report than a wank buffet, almost entirely C&Ped from a helpful mouse here.

As you may recall, svmaria is a special little snowflake who 1) lied and said she was pregnant, 2) said she was in a horrible accident wherein she lost her baby and almost died, 3) created many sockpuppets to keep the lie going and to garner sympathy before and after being found out, and 4) deleted her accounts only to come back as different people several times. Currently she is going by althea-astre.

On 2/13/2007 (two days after our last dalliance with her), Maria_J_Bianchi created an account. She made a post here stating she was the real Maria and that her original svmaria account had been hacked by althea-astre, and that she was no longer in fandom even though she misses the CLex.

According to mousie, on the same day althea-astre stated she just found out that someone else had a similar name as her and oh can I borrow your credit card and change it again and I'll pay you back. No really, would I lie? Sadly mousie did not include links for this, and also the following event (althea-astre deleting her account on 2/18/07), so I’m including them for the sake of thoroughness but sadly can give no evidence to back this up.

On 3/13/07, jackluvclex creates an account. This person then proceeds to spam people via IM's asking to be added, as well as via email. But not to worry, while this person is Chilean, they are most definitely not svmaria! Because they are a 19 year old male, who just happens to also be Chilean and has heard about svmaria and damn her for ruining it for all Chileans everywhere. Amazingly enough the majority of the people he has friended have all been friended by althea-astre and Maria_J_Bianchi. But that's a mere co-winky-dink.

On 3/14/2007, althea-astre is back and she's THINKING. She makes this long drawn out post explaining herself, why she did what she did and how she got caught, oh yeah and blaming Enderwiggin24 for her deleting her account because people were told to cease relations with her. She pretends to apologize, but yeah, not really. But at least she's trying to get Herohunter to trust her again, and she's determined to stay and rec stories and write. She also stateds her bipolarity (her word, not mine) is real, not made up like all the other stuff she made up.

On 3/15/2007, she writes an impassioned plea to Herohunter to please give her a second chance. She knows she lied before, and made up multiple personalities and pretended to be her own boyfriend, but really, Herohunter can trust her now. Honest!

Another person, name of svkristen, opens up an account on 3/15/07 and gets her panties in a twist because she’s denied entry into sv_inquiry. OH NOES. She makes a post about it on another community, here. For the lazy, here is her entry:

I thought I would write here a curious story that just happened to me:

I joined a yahoo group, named smallville_storyfinders, to find a clex fic. In that same group was recced a livejournal community: sv_inquiry. I came here and created a livejournal for myself, with the only purpose of joining sv_inquiry. My request was declined by the mod because I'm "chilean" or so she says.

We had an exchange of emails where I tried to clear up the mistake she was making and she declared: "Before you, I honestly had no opinion either way about Chileans. But I think that for the rest of the duration of my time in fandom, I will have to be biased against them.

Every. Single. Last. One. I mean, you've earned that at least; take some comfort."

Now, I won't be staying in this place for long, for obvious reasons, but I just thought you all deserved to know that this person is discriminating people, a whole country in fact.

As an American, I couldn't let this pass by.


svmadelyn’s response is too long to quote in its entirety (and is the first comment down, anyway), but the most relevant parts are:

I'm sick of your constant appearances with new journals for the last three months. I'm sick of seeing people continually friend you and fall for your antics. I'm sick of wasting my time trying to figure out if people applying to my community are actual people. I love that I told you (back when you were markclexer, remember that brief period?) not to post to any community I moderate ever again, and you *agreed*, and you still come back.

I'm disgusted by the fact that so many people in this fandom now need to be wary about new people, and that I have to check a freaking IP to see if I'm talking to someone from *Chile* because it IS ALWAYS YOU. THERE IS NOT A SUDDEN INFLUX OF FANS IN SMALLVILLE FANDOM FROM CHILE. I am, and always have been, one of the most welcoming people to new fen in this fandom, and I have been for four years. You quoting my correspondence to you out of context will never do anything to change that.

Give. It. Up. You rolled your entire fannish reputation on getting some DVDs, lipgloss and hair clips and *lost*. Go offline to your "clinic" for real this time, and stop driving Smallville fandom up the wall with your stupidity and your cracked behavior.


The comm svkristen has so cruelly been denied entry into makes a post explaining this egregious act here. Particularly awesome for giving a lazy wanka a full list of all known svmaria sockpuppets!

I’ll bet my pretty pink knickers this isn’t the last we hear of this. Like Lex Luthor, svmaria is clearly a superwanker with staying power.

ETA: This post is absurdly awesome. This one, too.


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