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thekiwiwhoflew ([info]thekiwiwhoflew) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-04-03 10:33:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, flouncing, rape, sorting communities

Harry Potter and the House Wank of Doom.
So there's this community called [info]the_great_hall_ which is the e-equivilant of the HP Great Hall in that people who have been sorted into different houses (communities, in this case) come to mingle. For their April fools prank, the Slytherin members "hacked" into the Hufflepuff house community and changed their layout.

Anjala is not amused..

For you see folks, all this is just like she has been raped all over again.

"I am scared of doing this because I am afraid of being flamed. I am very scared to the point of crying. I am that mad, hurt, pissed and ready to lash out.".

"I feel like I have been raped all over again. And trust me, I have been raped...twice...so, I really don't think you have a cluse on how bad this really makes me feel. I will be very afraid of trusting any snake again after this."

"Some one, which ever one of the snakes it is, needs to fix this shit, fix it now, or mom is going to lose her cool and her control of her magic and let it lose on who ever did this."


Just.. So we're on the same page, this is after someone changes the layout in her community. Well, not her, the community she is part of. Someone asks if she's kidding. Apparently she's not.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me, right? No, I am sitting here having flashbacks as I type this."

Flashbacks. Harry Potter House Wank, like Vietnam in a way. This is the sequel to Jacob's Ladder you didn't know about.

Things only gets weirder when you find out this woman is apparently 34 years old.

The Hufflepuff mod appears and is even less amused at Anjala's lack of amusement. (Correction: This is not the hufflepuff mod but the slytherin mod of the comm. Sorry about the mixup there.)

Finally, the shit gets stirred up enough that we get Snakes on a response (poster on a lack of sense of humor)

And, in a way that makes me seriously wonder if this is not some kind of retaliation prank, Anjala makes the Obligatory I Am Leaving Post.

I need some Blackcest now. I.. Don't quite know what to say, really. Like enteledont in Stupid_free said, this July is going to be SPECTACULAR.




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[info]limyaael
2007-04-03 04:54 pm UTC (link)
...The list of things I never knew were like rape has expanded quite exponentially in the last few years.

Milk!
Not using lj-cuts!
Bashing a favorite character!
The canon author not making a favorite pairing happen!
And now, layout changes!

The More You Know (TM).

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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 05:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]limyaael, 2007-04-03 05:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 06:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2007-04-03 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lasultrix, 2007-04-03 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-04-04 03:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-11 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]emiweebee, 2007-04-03 05:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]limyaael, 2007-04-03 05:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-03 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2007-04-03 06:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2007-04-03 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vigilanterodent, 2007-04-03 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-04-03 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2007-04-03 07:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-04 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2007-04-04 10:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2007-04-03 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-04 02:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladysphinx, 2007-04-04 03:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]t_boy, 2007-04-04 03:38 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-03 07:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2007-04-03 09:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-03 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-04 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2007-04-04 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wrenlet, 2007-04-04 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-04-04 01:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyrrah, 2007-04-03 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-04 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-04 10:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eisoj5, 2007-04-04 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-04-04 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-23 01:03 am UTC

[info]viralmemory
2007-04-03 05:06 pm UTC (link)
It's going to be a rough life on the interwebs if things like that trigger a flashback. Probably best to just read a book on April 1st.

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(no subject) - [info]limyaael, 2007-04-03 05:08 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]limyaael, 2007-04-03 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-04-03 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]major_dallas, 2007-04-04 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-04-04 01:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-04-03 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 07:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-04-03 07:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2007-04-03 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-04-03 09:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2007-04-05 03:56 am UTC

[info]mochibuni
2007-04-03 05:16 pm UTC (link)
ROFL. Is she serious?

I wish she were in my sorting comm back when it was active, because the Claw Founder and I were at war. Taking over each others' CR LJs, changing layouts, stealing imaginary items, making banners, etc...

Ahh, good times.

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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2007-04-03 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 05:34 pm UTC

[info]omega
2007-04-03 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Holy overreaction, Batman.

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(no subject) - [info]athy, 2007-04-03 07:47 pm UTC

[info]doomsday
2007-04-03 05:18 pm UTC (link)
You can get raped over the internet these days? Technology's amazing, ain't it?

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(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2007-04-03 07:00 pm UTC
of course you can! - [info]pet, 2007-04-03 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2007-04-04 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-04 06:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]provetheworst, 2007-04-04 06:16 am UTC
You're surprised? - [info]lottelita, 2007-04-04 05:17 am UTC
Re: You're surprised? - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-04 06:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2007-04-04 08:28 am UTC

[info]nekoama
2007-04-03 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Even if it's locked to members only, a 'common room' community is still public enough that if there's shit you don't want getting out, don't post it in that forum.
Harry Potter sorting comms have to be some of the msot batshit unbelievable things online.
I can't wait until July. This is going to be the most beautiful summer ever.

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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoama, 2007-04-03 06:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2007-04-06 03:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-06 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2007-04-06 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-06 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2007-04-06 05:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-06 06:04 am UTC
Random Insert - (Anonymous), 2007-04-17 08:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-06 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2007-04-06 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-06 05:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2007-04-06 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2007-04-03 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyppy, 2007-04-03 06:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]breecita, 2007-04-03 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]priestesspadfoo, 2007-04-04 04:23 pm UTC

[info]llama_treats
2007-04-03 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Someone changed my layout and I can't stop crying. ;_;

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(no subject) - [info]goblin, 2007-04-03 10:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lottelita, 2007-04-04 05:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-04 10:58 am UTC

[info]verpon
2007-04-03 05:27 pm UTC (link)

This is a breach of morals! This is a breach of ethics, and if this shit isn't fixed soon, there will be some serious karmic hell to pay!!!!! [...

...]
Some one, which ever one of the snakes it is, needs to fix this shit, fix it now, or mom is going to lose her cool and her control of her magic and let it lose on who ever did this.

This is bull shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111)


I'm looking at the exclamation marks and getting the overwhelming sensation that she's attempting a retaliatory joke.

That or this woman can't get much done without being triggered by something.

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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2007-04-04 04:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fuzzybluelogic, 2007-04-04 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2007-04-04 05:30 am UTC
Where's a Ring icon when you need one? - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-04 10:59 am UTC
Re: Where's a Ring icon when you need one? - [info]lindentreeisle, 2007-04-04 02:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2007-04-06 12:51 pm UTC

[info]ladyrogue
2007-04-03 05:33 pm UTC (link)
So according to her info, anjala is studying to be a paralegal. If layout changes trigger her, good luck with that career.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-04-04 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sonic331va, 2007-04-17 09:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2007-04-17 02:19 pm UTC

[info]cheezdanish
2007-04-03 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Man, sorting communities. Always good for a giggle. And bartending in the dark.

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(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-04-03 07:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-04-04 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kittenmommy, 2007-04-03 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2007-04-04 08:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2007-04-04 08:40 am UTC

[info]luvginnyarwen
2007-04-03 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Jesus CHRIST.

This summer's going to rock.

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[info]luvginnyarwen
2007-04-03 06:07 pm UTC (link)
I keep commenting, but YEESH. She's 34? Would she happen to have a cousin named Caina?

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(no subject) - [info]emeralinedragon, 2007-04-03 10:07 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-04 08:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]luvginnyarwen, 2007-04-04 08:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]v_digitalwytch, 2007-04-07 09:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]luvginnyarwen, 2007-04-04 06:13 am UTC

[info]lady7jane
2007-04-03 06:08 pm UTC (link)
I'm having different kinds of flashbacks. Did this happen last April too, in a similar community?

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(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2007-04-03 06:13 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lady7jane, 2007-04-03 08:18 pm UTC
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[info]darsynia
2007-04-03 06:17 pm UTC (link)
What bugs me are the people that take the word rape, and throw it around for sympathy. I do not think the word means what she thinks it means. And honey, if you really WERE raped twice, you wouldn't be going around comparing a layout change to it. It insults the people who HAVE had stuff happen to them (not saying I have, that's private anyway, and if it had, I'd better than to talk about it on an LJ comm, lol), and just ends up making the whiner look even more ridiculous.

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(no subject) - [info]nekoama, 2007-04-03 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyrrah, 2007-04-03 07:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2007-04-03 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyrrah, 2007-04-04 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]acciosnitch, 2007-04-05 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2007-04-06 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-25 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]castellated, 2007-04-08 08:27 am UTC

[info]bangoskank
2007-04-03 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Man, why they gotta hate. Hufflepuff represent :(

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[info]hooverdam
2007-04-03 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Y'know, last year after the Revs lost the MLS title game to Houston, someone on the Something Awful forums changed my avatar from a picture of me in a US national jersey to a picture of me in a Houston jersey.

I thought it was really funny and kept it up for a few weeks to be a good sport. I see now that I should have cried rape.

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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 08:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]hooverdam, 2007-04-03 09:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2007-04-04 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hooverdam, 2007-04-04 01:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthsemicolon, 2007-04-07 03:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-04 02:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bigbigtruck, 2007-04-04 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]provetheworst, 2007-04-04 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2007-04-04 05:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]provetheworst, 2007-04-04 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-04 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]quinctia, 2007-04-05 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2007-04-07 05:56 am UTC

[info]lyppy
2007-04-03 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Looks like the Slytherins stole all the 'Puff weed from the greenhouses. Otherwise, this would all be much more mellow.

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[info]solar_type_star
2007-04-03 06:38 pm UTC (link)
"Some one, which ever one of the snakes it is, needs to fix this shit, fix it now, or mom is going to lose her cool and her control of her magic and let it lose on who ever did this."

When she says "mom"... does she mean herself? Is she implying that she knows how to do magic?

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(no subject) - [info]glossing2, 2007-04-03 08:21 pm UTC
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[info]damien
2007-04-03 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Uh, what's with the mom thing? Does she have real kids in the comm or e-kids?

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(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-03 06:46 pm UTC

[info]black_spot
2007-04-03 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Uh oh! I changed my layout over the weekend. Does this mean I raped myself? Must have been on drugs, because I can’t say I noticed. I’ll have to wait for the flashbacks then.

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[info]ladylance
2007-04-03 07:04 pm UTC (link)
...I fear for any future employer of hers. Every time anyone changes any evidence that is lying about she'll start to weep.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2007-04-03 07:27 pm UTC
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[info]mistal
2007-04-03 07:14 pm UTC (link)
This is bull shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111)

That's mocking itself.

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[info]phosfate
2007-04-03 07:24 pm UTC (link)
"No, I am sitting here having flashbacks as I type this."

Needs more stutter typing.

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(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2007-04-03 08:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-04 11:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2007-04-05 07:33 am UTC

[info]sashenka
2007-04-03 07:40 pm UTC (link)
OMG, you guys, mocking makes me feel like I'm being raped! Stop being so mean!

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[info]tangentialone
2007-04-03 07:41 pm UTC (link)
I... um, wait, I didn't see the haxx0red layout. Was it pictures of rape or something? :/ Or just your standard LOL PWND with green?

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