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Harry Potter and the House Wank of Doom.
So there's this community called the_great_hall_ which is the e-equivilant of the HP Great Hall in that people who have been sorted into different houses (communities, in this case) come to mingle. For their April fools prank, the Slytherin members "hacked" into the Hufflepuff house community and changed their layout.
Anjala is not amused..
For you see folks, all this is just like she has been raped all over again.
"I am scared of doing this because I am afraid of being flamed. I am very scared to the point of crying. I am that mad, hurt, pissed and ready to lash out.".
"I feel like I have been raped all over again. And trust me, I have been raped...twice...so, I really don't think you have a cluse on how bad this really makes me feel. I will be very afraid of trusting any snake again after this."
"Some one, which ever one of the snakes it is, needs to fix this shit, fix it now, or mom is going to lose her cool and her control of her magic and let it lose on who ever did this."
Just.. So we're on the same page, this is after someone changes the layout in her community. Well, not her, the community she is part of. Someone asks if she's kidding. Apparently she's not.
"You have got to be fucking kidding me, right? No, I am sitting here having flashbacks as I type this."
Flashbacks. Harry Potter House Wank, like Vietnam in a way. This is the sequel to Jacob's Ladder you didn't know about.
Things only gets weirder when you find out this woman is apparently 34 years old.
The Hufflepuff mod appears and is even less amused at Anjala's lack of amusement. (Correction: This is not the hufflepuff mod but the slytherin mod of the comm. Sorry about the mixup there.)
Finally, the shit gets stirred up enough that we get Snakes on a response (poster on a lack of sense of humor)
And, in a way that makes me seriously wonder if this is not some kind of retaliation prank, Anjala makes the Obligatory I Am Leaving Post.
I need some Blackcest now. I.. Don't quite know what to say, really. Like enteledont in Stupid_free said, this July is going to be SPECTACULAR.
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