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varesh ([info]varesh) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-04-16 23:05:00


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Current mood:Frivolous
Entry tags:baleetion, community: deleterius, fandom: eragon

This one's so hot off the press, it burns to the touch. (Edit: Though, well- it got scooped about in clairvoyant_wank, the same minute I'd thrown it up here... still!! *sizzle*... sorta.)

[info]deleterius is known for burying bad suethors and ebul canon-killers... but some people there can wank JUST as much as anyone!!

WAHHH! You don't lyk Eragon and I'm gonna make a rant-post to talk about it in a group of people who rank on bad Harry Potter and LotR fanfic!! Cuz someone here teased it!!!!21`2!1 And I DON-LYK-IT!!!

Judging by the comments, people aren't impressed. Small for now, but you know how it goes. Up to about 30 comments, and it's BEEN up for about 30 minutes.

More fun edit: The original post has been changed to an 'apology'. Anyone screencap the idiocy?

Not so fun edit: Bahleeted. :P

Slight amusement alert edit: Deleterians discover this post, and the OP of the wank defends themselves BY themselves.




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[info]eljuno
2007-04-17 05:25 am UTC (link)
I approved this, but you need to fix your HTML.

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(no subject) - [info]varesh, 2007-04-17 05:26 am UTC

[info]onaga
2007-04-17 05:27 am UTC (link)
You got scooped, dude.

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(no subject) - [info]varesh, 2007-04-17 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-04-17 06:24 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-04-17 05:40 am UTC (link)
Eragon wank is always so amusing. And I just made popcorn, too. How convenient.

-Dracobolt

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(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2007-04-17 06:51 am UTC

[info]lottelita
2007-04-17 05:41 am UTC (link)
Actually, merle's comments on the earlier Eragon post are fucking hilarious. CAPSLOCK OF RAAAAAAAGE!!

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[info]melisus
2007-04-17 05:43 am UTC (link)
My seriously limited cache of lame wit has unfortunately been used up within the wank itself. So I'll just sit here and twiddle my thumbs like a good little idiot.

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It's not plagiarism, it's an homage!
[info]ladybirdsleeps
2007-04-17 05:48 am UTC (link)
If she's this defensive of an author she claims to not even be a fan of, I wonder what she does when people insult something she really likes. I hope someone in the wank ends up doing that so we can find out.

Beautiful.

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Re: It's not plagiarism, it's an homage! - [info]agent_hyatt, 2007-04-17 06:03 am UTC

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Re: It's not plagiarism, it's an homage! - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-04-17 06:22 am UTC
Re: It's not plagiarism, it's an homage! - (Anonymous), 2007-04-18 06:06 am UTC
Re: It's not plagiarism, it's an homage! - (Anonymous), 2007-04-17 05:47 pm UTC
Re: It's not plagiarism, it's an homage! - [info]varesh, 2007-04-17 05:55 pm UTC
Re: It's not plagiarism, it's an homage! - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2007-04-18 03:16 am UTC
Re: It's not plagiarism, it's an homage! - [info]cyndra_falin, 2007-04-18 04:25 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-04-17 05:52 am UTC (link)
*sigh*

This is almost enough for me to dig into my nearly-empty pockets and my sofa cushions to pay for an account just so I can use a "Stop being on my side" icon. Because, dude. I totally agree with you, but...I did my rating on (wait for it!)...my own LJ. Not...a HP/LotR one. *facepalm*

- sopdetly @ LJ

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[info]saralina25
2007-04-17 05:53 am UTC (link)
Thank you! I needed something that kept me away from my reading and papers for another couple of hours, and this will do just fine. Nothing like a bit of "He totally didn't write Star Wars with a dragon! And if he did it's okay anyway" to keep me distracted.

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Re: Lessee ... - [info]hallidae, 2007-04-17 06:14 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-04-17 06:29 am UTC (link)
He's (or she, but for some reason I'm remembering someone referring to them as he) going at in the earlier post too.
http://community.livejournal.com/deleterius/2704141.html?thread=55832333#t55832333

ainself

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-17 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-04-17 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-17 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]varesh, 2007-04-17 05:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melisus, 2007-04-17 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2007-04-18 04:20 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-18 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2007-04-17 06:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-17 02:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-04-17 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2007-04-17 07:01 am UTC
(no subject) - verthandi, 2007-04-17 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-17 02:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-04-17 04:14 pm UTC

[info]demonbean
2007-04-17 06:31 am UTC (link)
Sorry. Thought for a second you were somebody making a rational decision of worth rather than simply latching onto the first post and making meaningless attacks about my personal habits. Totally my bad.

When wank is a personal habit, we latch. Call it a personal habit of ours.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2007-04-17 06:36 am UTC (link)
*amused*

Incidentally, the deaths of Sirius and Dumbleore weren't anywhere near as well done as the death of Boromir. Boromir died as a sort of redemption for falling to the ring. Sirius and Dumbledore died because Rowling wanted to shock readers.

Oh right. Not plot related at all.

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2007-04-17 06:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thekiwiwhoflew, 2007-04-17 06:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2007-04-17 08:55 am UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2007-04-17 01:41 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2007-04-18 01:33 am UTC
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[info]xero_sky
2007-04-17 06:36 am UTC (link)
Her incoherent martyrdom makes my brain hurt.

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(no subject) - [info]onaga, 2007-04-17 07:00 am UTC

[info]mmanurere
2007-04-17 06:41 am UTC (link)
*attempt at snarky "teen-fantwit Sue/Stu writer" parallel between Eragon and Fushigi Yuugi*

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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-04-17 10:31 am UTC

[info]thekiwiwhoflew
2007-04-17 06:45 am UTC (link)
I had no idea that the only reason one could have an unpopular opinion was to deliberately cause trouble


Oh, come on. How did she not get the memo?

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(Anonymous)
2007-04-17 06:46 am UTC (link)
Love the apology. "I'm sorry you guys are so stupid."

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[info]seraphtrevs
2007-04-17 06:48 am UTC (link)
I would like to apologize. I had no idea that the only reason one could have an unpopular opinion was to deliberately cause trouble, rather than to provoke debate on the point raised.

AHAHAHAHAHA! A+ Heidipology! That the mood has been changed to "apologetic" (but still angryface) is a particularly nice touch.

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(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2007-04-17 07:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seraphtrevs, 2007-04-17 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-19 09:33 pm UTC

verthandi
2007-04-17 06:51 am UTC (link)
1. Merlewhitefire, tenacious troll? Y/Y

2. Why is Eragon invading deleterius? It's kind of like sand, I guess, getting into everything.

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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2007-04-17 07:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2007-04-17 11:09 am UTC
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[info]doomsday
2007-04-17 06:56 am UTC (link)
Oh, the irony of her icon.

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[info]arionhunter
2007-04-17 07:13 am UTC (link)
I'm not going to say I'm wrong when I'm not.

Mmm, I love the taste of cheneypology.

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[info]veneotaqueen
2007-04-17 07:17 am UTC (link)
If no one captioned it, I still got the original rampage thing in my Feeds, if you want to. God, so good to have Deletrius in your Google Reader feeds.

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(no subject) - [info]luckdragonfujur, 2007-04-17 07:30 am UTC
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[info]deconcentrate
2007-04-17 07:21 am UTC (link)
Oh, Merle. *facepalm* Two wrongs do not make a right, for seriously.

Passive aggression is not your friend, step away from the George Lucas-raping emotionally-challenged fantasy books.

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(no subject) - [info]influencethis, 2007-04-17 07:33 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]varia_lectio, 2007-04-18 03:24 am UTC
Oh, FFS
[info]seraphtrevs
2007-04-17 07:25 am UTC (link)
Bad form, mousie. Very bad form.

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Re: Oh, FFS - [info]varesh, 2007-04-17 07:27 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]seraphtrevs, 2007-04-17 07:32 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]varesh, 2007-04-17 07:34 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]sepiamagpie, 2007-04-17 07:38 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]cyndra_falin, 2007-04-17 08:33 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - ealusaid, 2007-04-17 07:42 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]acciosnitch, 2007-04-17 07:44 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]cyndra_falin, 2007-04-17 08:34 am UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]kahteh, 2007-04-17 12:24 pm UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - [info]onaga, 2007-04-17 03:21 pm UTC
Re: Oh, FFS - (Anonymous), 2007-04-17 03:26 pm UTC
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Re: Oh, FFS - (Anonymous), 2007-04-17 01:45 pm UTC

[info]evilsqueakers
2007-04-17 07:32 am UTC (link)
Well, the original point was so clearly demolished, so I decided to retract it to avoid offending future visitors and allow you all to retain your mob-mentality. However, I wanted it to be known that I still didn't acknowledge any wrongdoing on my part, save for expecting fair judgement on the internet.

Aw, it's just so cute. It's not wrong at all. Which is why it cut out the original post, in order to spare the evil sporkers the One True Path of Enlightenment.

Isn't this the same kind of argument a five-year-old has? "I can't hear yooouuu! You're not speaking to me!"

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2007-04-17 08:36 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2007-04-18 04:34 am UTC

[info]agent_hyatt
2007-04-17 08:13 am UTC (link)
Better start saving comments. They'll be the next to go, once she realizes that she can disable comments and hide all current comments in one go.

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