This one's so hot off the press, it burns to the touch. (Edit: Though, well- it got scooped about in clairvoyant_wank, the same minute I'd thrown it up here... still!! *sizzle*... sorta.)
deleterius is known for burying bad suethors and ebul canon-killers... but some people there can wank JUST as much as anyone!!
Judging by the comments, people aren'timpressed. Small for now, but you know how it goes. Up to about 30 comments, and it's BEEN up for about 30 minutes.
More fun edit: The original post has been changed to an 'apology'. Anyone screencap the idiocy?