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the_mouse ([info]the_mouse) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-04-19 01:46:00


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Entry tags:fandom: bands

In which we don't really learn how Tori Amos is like boar tits
Over on the LJ comm toriamos, nefret (whom I'm positive I've seen show up in a report or two in these here parts, though I can't for the life of me remember why) posts her opinions on the music video for Big Wheel, Tori Amos's new single (video can be seen here).

Nefret's thoughts:

"the video for big wheel was the last nail in the coffin.

toris about as useless as tits on a boar.

t-i-t-s dont u 4 get"

Naturally, most of the members get their panties
in a bunch. Bjork is trotted out. The OP is charged with the crime of being a misogynist. People debate over the purpose of the community and why the hell the OP is there. Accusations of interrogating the text from the wrong perspective are tossed about like pistachios in a washing machine.

Small, yet mildly entertaining.




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(Anonymous)
2007-04-19 07:36 am UTC (link)
I was about to make some snide comment about baby animals when I remembered that the term boar refers to males (Right?). So.
I got nothing.

-Lin

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[info]isa
2007-04-19 08:30 am UTC (link)
toris about as useless as tits on a boar.

Oh, I KNOW! Me, I require all my entertainers to have a number of everyday uses such as destruction of household pests, freeing me from the dull drudgery of workaday tidal waves, tying notes to pigeons' legs, and getting a vicar in a bath with a puppy. Otherwise, why bother? Entertainment is, after all, ultimately a practical sort of thing.

It's TORI AMOS, people. The woman has been gleefully nuts for over a decade now and suddenly, with the addition of a video that's certainly less insane than Raspberry Swirl or A Sorta Fairytale, this girl can't take it anymore? Shades of Blaise Zabini and Dancing Penguins, methinks.

(Also, step off Bjork. One, the woman has little control over what French Rolling Stone does to her for a cover, and two, please see previous point about expecting a notoriously batshit musician to suddenly act like a soccer mom caricature. Oh, and three: She's damn awesome. Rar.)

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She's crazy? - (Anonymous), 2007-04-20 12:50 am UTC
Re: She's crazy? - (Anonymous), 2007-04-20 12:54 am UTC
She's crazy? (repost) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-20 12:55 am UTC
*headsmack in embarrassment* - (Anonymous), 2007-04-20 12:59 am UTC
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[info]mmanurere
2007-04-19 08:55 am UTC (link)
Yes, Tori is indeed fabulous.

Nothing beats the video for Caught a Lite Sneeze though.

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[info]rustybitch
2007-04-19 09:22 am UTC (link)
Huh.

When you read that as "tits on a board" you get some really disturbing images of a really weird sex-toy. And then you start thinking up phrases like wash-board tits, or wondering if planks can be said to have useful tits as well? Not that that would make walking the plank any more fun I should think, but you just never know with pirates.
This would be about the time you realize that your ship is sinking.
Fast.

Oook. Just me then...

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[info]princessdot
2007-04-19 09:30 am UTC (link)
Duh, everybody knows that tits on a boar are for piercing!

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[info]joye
2007-04-19 10:01 am UTC (link)
um.....boars DO need tits, to breastfeed their children

unless your implying that they are useless on a boar because you, as a misogynistic man, think tits are only useful when they are in your disgusting grubby little hands


The FAIL only gets stronger because OP is a woman.
How can this person have such a nice Amano Tsukiko icon and be so dense? *weeps*
On other matters, I am AMAZED how many people are responding to this post seriously, like the OP was making a legitimite point to start discussion. Is the OP a long time member of the comm? Because I haven't seen something that screamed "blatant troll" this hard since... well, on [info]fandom_wank, it's never that long ago.

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(Anonymous)
2007-04-19 10:18 am UTC (link)
Why, Nefret may be cross as two sticks, but I think Tori's just as fine as frog hair!

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[info]dragonfangirl
2007-04-19 10:23 am UTC (link)
Tits on a boar...

Wait, like those birds that ride around on the back of animals and eat parasites off of em? Like that?

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(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2007-04-19 05:14 pm UTC

[info]cathowl
2007-04-19 11:32 am UTC (link)
Wait, misogyny is a crime now? I thought it was just assholish, not illegal.

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[info]thekiwiwhoflew
2007-04-19 02:52 pm UTC (link)
Is it my imagination or does there seem to be a large fen love for Tori Amos? I keep seeing her pop up a lot in fandom journals (that arnt liek frum a 12 yr old in inuyasha fan lolz evanescnc is soo coool). Is it coincidance or what?

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[info]fuzzybluelogic
2007-04-19 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Tori, go on with your fantastically loopy batshit crazy self. Damn, ten years ago I listened to an interview on a CD of hers and she was completely nonsensical then, and she's stayed The Queen of Buh-wha-? at every concert (six!) I've been to.

Cornflake Girl. "It's about female circumcision" Buh-wha-? See?

I love Tori

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[info]plazmah
2007-04-19 04:10 pm UTC (link)
This post reminded me that I really need to acquire MOAR TORI SONGS.

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[info]greenling
2007-04-19 04:16 pm UTC (link)
I'd like to reply with a link to some sort of voluptous boar furry, but sadly, I am at work, and I think searching various art sites for something like "furry boar pig boobies" would be a bit much.

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[info]lottelita
2007-04-19 05:10 pm UTC (link)
I would like to subscribe to nefret's newsletter. That community needs moar trolling, and maybe then they'd toughen up a bit and, like, make some sweet Tori macros.

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(no subject) - [info]annaham, 2007-04-20 12:06 am UTC

[info]mindset
2007-04-19 05:25 pm UTC (link)
There's a [info]nefret who's commented at F_W a few times (including giving her thoughts on Pokemon yaoi) but it may or may not be the same person. Means "beautiful girl" in Egyptian, could be common. :)

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[info]jetwolf
2007-04-19 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh, these little wankquakes.

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*ROFL* - (Anonymous), 2007-04-21 07:02 pm UTC

[info]blackhat
2007-04-19 08:03 pm UTC (link)
I've had it with these muthafuckin' tits on this muthafuckin' boar!

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(Anonymous)
2007-04-19 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Well, speaking of Tori Amos, tits, and boars, I seem to remember a photo of her with a piglet sucking on one of her boobies. If I weren't at work, I'd try to see if it's online.

j_lunatic @ LiveJournal

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(Anonymous)
2007-04-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Isn't the saying "Tits on a bull" anyway?

~FlamingHalo

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(no subject) - [info]mortifyd, 2007-05-08 04:49 am UTC
dreams DO come true!
[info]annaham
2007-04-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
YES.

I have been waiting for this to end up here. Thank you, Fandom Wank, for making my (silly) dream come true!

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[info]varesh
2007-04-20 12:09 am UTC (link)
WHY is it that every fuggin time someone says something mean about Tori, the feminist party jumps on board? I HATE that. *annoyed*

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-04-20 01:27 am UTC (link)
Pfft. Tori Amos! Ima gunna be over here - listening to Kate Bush.

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[info]chaimonkey
2007-04-20 05:45 am UTC (link)
If that's a professionally done video, why does it look so much like a fanvid? Color me confused.

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[info]snarkbunny
2007-04-20 06:22 am UTC (link)
No comment on the wank, but... that video. Uh. You know, I like playing with wigs and weird clothes too, and so for her own good, I'd like to introduce her to cosworx and amphigory so she can get some better ones.

Also, she looks weirdly like a Sim in those shots with her standing (and twitching) in front of the house.

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[info]ladyofviolets
2007-04-20 01:21 pm UTC (link)
//toris about as useless as tits on a boar.//

GIP, hehe. xD * shrugs and watches the Tori video *

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-04-20 03:51 pm UTC


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