Don't pick on Nono UR MEEEEEN!!!!111ichi
It has just been released that Japanese idol Nozomi Tsuji (formerly of Morning Musume, now in the kogal group Gyaruru) is probably two months pregnant, with the father being Japanese actor Taiyo Sugiura, who happens to be 7 years older than her. They're planning to get married in a month. Supposedly.

And many people laugh, because her former group mate, Ai Kago, recently was thrown out of the idol scene because she was seen with a 38 year old man, and also smoking while underage, and all of these things are no-nos for a teen idol, especially one affiliated with Hello! Project, which relies on their idols looking perfect and virginal. Many jokes about Ai and Nozomi being in a race to kill their careers ensue.



Then Pi Kago doesn't think it's funny:

This thread needs more actual opinion and less "hahahahahahaha". Some of you are really no better than JPM, just with a meaner streak.

Wasn't this place supposed to be for more intelligent discussion? It's like swimming through a sea of shit right now.

Which is then copy and pasted by Special Needs Tricycle, and that's their whole posts. Some poking occurs.

Pi Kago doesn't like a joke at Koharu (another Morning Musume member)'s expense:

Go back to JPM. You have a sense of humor not even a mother could laugh at.

And Special Needs Tricycle vents their rage at the boards:

Okay, since it seems like DS wanted me to actually add to the conversation, I will.

What the hell has this place come to?

I don't mean to derail the thread (It can't get much worse than this anyway.), and I haven't been here very long, call me a stupid noob, but this is disappointing as hell.

This is a great chance for an actual intelligent discussion, but it's all been reduced to a bunch of drooling retards spewing the most inane shit imaginable.

Seriously, half of the replies in this thread are mind-numbingly stupid. Sure, the irony and timing of this incident are both funny and all, but you're all acting like a bunch of broken records.

HUHUHUHUHU H!P IS SO CRAZY!!!

HUHUHUHUHU I BET ANOTHER MEMBER WILL DO DRUGS NEXT!!!!

HUHUHUHU TSUJI AND KAGO ARE COMPETING!!!

HUHUHUHU I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF IT HAPPENED AT THIS TIME!!!

I WONDER WHAT THIS MEMBER THINKS ABOUT IT

Come the fuck on. At LEAST the Kago contract release thread had an actual discussion to it. I'm not upset that people don't like Tsuji or whatever, but wasn't this board originally a refugee camp from the idiocy that is JPM? It's like this thread is some kind of evil spawn of 99% of JPM's threads.

When told by DarkScorpion to your third post you still didn't actually add anything to the discussion aside from meta-bitching, Special Needs Tricycle goes into a corner. To which DarkScorpion replies:

I should let it go but your attitude pisses me the fuck off.

Instead of whining then why don't you start this oh-so-potentially-good-discussion? If you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem. Pretty much like the fags who never post anything unless its replies to other n00bs.

"All hope is lost, I will go to my corner"

You are just a bitch, thats what. A whiny bitch. Fucking sitting around waiting untill other people start with this mythical discussion and get all pissy when it doesn't happen. Like a leech. And a picky one at that.

In the meanwhile I laugh at Tsuji's face, have my fun and still manage to add little comments people can actually reply on.

This whole rant goes to people who act the same way. You know who you are.

Edit 1: I've just been told JPM means the Jpop Music forums.