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elgato_gamgins ([info]elgato_gamgins) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-05-08 00:34:00


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Current mood:Squeeing

How many times can I post these?!
There's a bitch!fest at my favorite place in the world(you're second F_W)!

Apparently, House and Wilson are meant to be together for ever and ever and FUCKING EVER. And if a vegetarian comes along, no more "Monopoly" or lunch time. Freaking out ensues, because the poster is wrong about "Scrabble" of any kind and Wilson being a Jew. O_O

The Original Poster did nothing but post! And is being smart by not replying!


I did reply to make a few lame Pagan jokes and type in rainbow(everyone should do that today), but there is a beautiful seizure inducing GIF that a mod posted.

Look while you can!

Edit: Sorry for using a bad, bad, horrible word. So...I changed it to something the whole family can enjoy. .

Oh, and the original poster is NOW replying to some of the posts she seems are the meanest. O_O And she wrote a messege.



(I guess it is kind of hard to express sarcasm through your computer, but that's what I was really aiming for.....not the whacked out fan-girl (whom you all percieved) who sleeps with a life-size "House" doll beside her every night *sighs*)


I guess I should've done a more thorough back-ground check on this community. I throw in a speculation/inquery and suddenly everyone's pulled out the effigy's and I'm running for my life. Now I know how Frankenstein felt : (

YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE! I'M SORRY FOR HAVING AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT! I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!!


Edit: Bahleeted!



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[info]solle
2007-05-08 08:13 am UTC (link)
You know, there's just something about House that makes me doubt he'll turn vegan for a pretty girl.

Kind of like how he won't turn Jewish for Wilson or Cuddy. Or Australian for Chase.

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[info]elektra3
2007-05-08 08:46 am UTC (link)
He might, however, start hanging around vegans so that he can piss them off by eating meat in their presence.

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[info]crysiana
2007-05-08 08:57 am UTC (link)
No, no, Chase is British. He has the Queen on his money, and therefore: British. *nods*

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[info]zealot
2007-05-08 09:23 am UTC (link)
I'm... rather certain I love your icon deeply.

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[info]marumae
2007-05-09 07:24 pm UTC (link)
adjflak Icon going to the beat of Juno Reactor's "Pistolero", can't...stop...laughing.

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[info]expeliarbum
2007-05-08 08:19 am UTC (link)
I think that anal sex would help House out with his leg. I mean, sex releases endorphins, it takes an incredible amount of trust to let someone do that to you (something House definintely needs to work on), the pain might distract him from his leg.

That is the most beautiful thing I've read today. So it's actually true that buttsecks really is the solution for everything!

Also, it would be nice to know what the wank is about before clicking (or reading the link), imho.

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[info]elgato_gamgins
2007-05-08 08:23 am UTC (link)
Okay. I guess I can do it for you! *sighs*

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(no subject) - [info]expeliarbum, 2007-05-08 10:28 pm UTC

[info]sorchar
2007-05-08 09:12 am UTC (link)
I saw a porno like that once.

No, really. I shit thee not.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-08 09:10 am UTC (link)
She talks to her therapist about slash relationships in House?

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[info]beandelphiki
2007-05-08 10:35 am UTC (link)
Okay, I didn't expect to see this here (surprisingly little House!wank seems to get posted), but I think my two whole comments over there are sufficiently non-wanky, since I pretty much just ignored the post.

I honestly thought the first part of that post was tongue-in-cheek ("vile vegetarian strumpet" FTW), but I was amused by the fanwanking over H/W plausibility, particularly the anal sex bit. Why specifically ANAL sex? I wondered. Last I checked, that's not the only type of sex which releases endorphins. Does it stretch the leg muscles in ways uniquely suited to people who've lost half their thigh muscle?

I actually somehow missed the fact that she thinks the [clearly inevitable!] pain of anal sex will distract House from, oh, unbearable pain from nerve damage! Goofy me, I'm sure I read that as, "the pleasure might distract him from his leg."

Shows where MY brain is...

And I think we could have even more fun with how getting fucked equals Love, Achievement and Freedom. (I'll give her Fun.)


This post made even more amusing by the fact that I've had, "I Want Your Sex," on repeat in the background the entire time.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-08 11:56 am UTC (link)
Man, House is such a wanky fandom. It's right up there with the Harry Potter and Doctor Who fandoms for the wankiest of them all.

Though any House rant I read does make me want to watch the show. I'm sure I'd love Hugh Laurie in it.

I want the "word" smex banned. I crigne and die every time I see it.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-08 12:32 pm UTC (link)
I think that anal sex would help House out with his leg... the pain might distract him from his leg.

OMFG.

I assume this is the kind of girl who would shoot you in the leg to distract you from the pain of your broken arm :/

::refrains from ranting about how anal sex *should not cause incredible pain*::

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-08 02:08 pm UTC (link)
...smex?

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[info]yosei
2007-05-08 03:15 pm UTC (link)
It might be hysterics from an exam in omgfuck10hours, but the rainbow lube comment made me laugh. A lot.

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[info]out_bottle
2007-05-08 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh, if only the OP stopped after the sarcastic OMG!Vegan!Girl! paragraph.

The lesson I learned: break up those tl;dr posts!

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[info]napalmnacey
2007-05-08 05:55 pm UTC (link)
My life was already a savage and unforgiving wasteland and now FOX does this to me.....WHY!?
They take the one (of very few) things that makes me happy and strip it of all its meaningness.....


I... uh... beh--- ah... aosidujdjedbnrfejhr!!!! *head explodes*

I really wish they'd actually take their website polls more seriously *pouts*

*the bits that are already exploded explode*

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[info]kittenmommy
2007-05-08 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Apparently, tomorrow, our favorite limping Sociopath meets a Vegan to manages to lure out and cature House's human side.....

What?

that vile vegetarian strumpet!

Hee!

I think that anal sex would help House out with his leg. I mean, sex releases endorphins, it takes an incredible amount of trust to let someone do that to you (something House definintely needs to work on), the pain might distract him from his leg.

So, by this "logic", House could let Wilson pound on his little finger with a hammer and achieve the same results without all the muss and fuss of anal sex! Good to know!

And while it's probably a Very Good Thing that this poster has a therapist, I suspect that her time in therapy could be better spent addressing her own (probably monumental) issues rather than discussing the love lives of fictional characters.

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2007-05-09 12:22 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2007-05-08 07:52 pm UTC (link)
How is this wanky? It's a bunch of people having good natured fun at the expense of a dumbass and/or troll who has no grasp of how the real world works.
Every discussion that gets a little ridiculous isn't automatically 'wank.'

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-05-09 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]toxictattoo, 2007-05-10 12:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2007-05-10 01:02 pm UTC
Repost because I missed a word...
[info]darsynia
2007-05-08 10:19 pm UTC (link)

#5. I think that anal sex would help House out with his leg. I mean, sex releases endorphins, it takes an incredible amount of trust to let someone do that to you (something House definintely needs to work on), the pain might distract him from his leg.

Cause, you know, wanking or any other sexual activity has him totally focused on the leg. Except, when I read it at first I missed 'pain' somehow... I shall go psychoanalyze myself now.

OH, and I LOVE the part where she's supposedly a psych major and thinks these terms are interchangeable. I'm sorry, but I actually have a personality disorder they're calling 'unspecified' because it's REALLLY close to one with a name but not exactly, so they're not calling it that. This makes me pretty sure that they don't mess around with 'interchanging' terms unless they're not finished with school, heh.

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Re: Repost because I missed a word... - [info]darsynia, 2007-05-08 10:20 pm UTC
Re: Repost because I missed a word... - (Anonymous), 2007-05-09 09:57 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-09 02:04 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I read the OP before it had any comments, thought "Overreacting, much?" and moved on.

Apparently the rest of house_wilson hasn't mastered that last step yet.

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-09 02:50 am UTC (link)
Can I mention that I really hate when people add random "nesses" onto words that already have a perfectly acceptable noun form or are already nouns? Like "meaningness." Or..well, there's a bunch, but I can't remember any specific ones at the moment. Anyway, it's really not cute. It is, in fact, very obnoxious.

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[info]sadisticferret
2007-05-09 06:17 am UTC (link)
It's so cute how she's all "I'm laughing at this! Really! This is hilarious! All of the angry ranting I did earlier in this thread was just sarcasm! hold me"

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(Anonymous)
2007-05-09 06:39 am UTC (link)
Holy sweet Jesus, she quoted 50 cent.

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[info]oxydosic
2007-05-10 02:08 pm UTC (link)
Now I know how Frankenstein felt : (

If there isn't a fandom law for that, there should be.

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(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2007-05-10 07:42 pm UTC
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Mary Shelley's Law - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2007-05-11 01:40 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2007-05-25 12:38 am UTC (link)
Who was the original poster, may I ask?

Also, I'm really quite surprised that moony (formerly maybethemoon in HP fandom) hasn't been involved in a major House wank yet, only in tiny scuffles.

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(no subject) - [info]elgato_gamgins, 2007-05-25 03:24 am UTC

 
   
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