Cat-Fighting for Ralph Fiennes, IMDB-style!
My apologies, since I know that finding wank on IMDB is so ridiculously easy, but this was too wanky to pass up...since it's literally wanky. Watch as hordes of rabid Ralph Fiennes fans type (one-handed) both their undying desire to do Ralph Fiennes and sling abuse at any man who dares to venture into their sacred Hive Vagina of lusty fantasies! After a while, they even start eating each other!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000146/board/nest/66697959?p=1

For up to four pages, it's just ladies drooling over Ralph Fiennes' HAWTNESS and asking each other the question, "Would you do him?" Of course they would! But then, someone with a penis (and it is NOT RALPH FIENNES OHNOES) has to come and spoil their fun:

miamicanes974
I'm a guy and I'm not gay, but this guy doesn't seem very good looking to me. I'm better looking than him. I know he has the whole famous actor thing going but reading this thread I wouldve thought it was about Brad Pitt.

shavri6
W T F are you doing here, then? Sorry, but whether or not you want to accept it, women find Ralph sexually attractive. I'd take him over Brad Pitt(BOOORING) anytime. I've seen Ralph in the flesh and he about knocked my socks off, he was so gorgeous. Screw the fact that he's famous, the man is freakin' handsome, point blank, and I don't need YOU, a supposedly heterosexual man telling me, a heterosexual woman what I should or should not find hot. I don't tell you which chicks you should dig. You really think you're better looking than Ralph Fiennes? *snicker* Okay. Why don't you put your money where your mouth is and post a link to a REAL picture of YOU, so we ladies can be the judge that?


miamicanes974
Jesus, take a valium or something. I didn't say I didn't want to accept that women find him attractive, I was just a little surprised. And I'm not trying to tell you what you should or shouldn't find hot. Learn to relax a little instead of getting all bent out of shape over such a simple post.

shavri6
STFU and get out. You're not better look than Ralph Fiennes. Lying bastage. Note: "bastage" must be a particularly loathesome combination of "bastard" and "garbage". Ouch!

Having successfully banished the Demon of Not!Ralph Fiennes Masculinity, the women sit back and enjoy the wanking, although the discussion is tainted somewhat by Fienne's sex-in-a-public-toilet skankdom and the specter of STDs.

mcraedj
Hell no! Sure he is good looking, and his body looked alright in "Red Dragon"...but who knows other terrors are lurking in and around his underpants.

At least Lisa Robertson will get a lot of money out of doing him...good luck to her...but for me I give him a miss.

Apparently talking about anything unpleasant in Mr. Fienne's briefs is ANATHEMA AND BLASPHEMY to shavri6 (as I assume she's replying to the above comment):

And I hope he wouldn't want to touch you, either. He was already foolish enough to sully himself with enough backstabbing, greedy, mean-spirited b * t c h e s, he hardly needs another.

Translation: "YOU WHORE! YOU.ARE.NOT.GOOD.ENOUGH.FOR.HIM!!!!111!1! HE'S MINE! My love is purer than yours! I only want him for his body!"

Poor, innocent Ralph Fiennes! The world may just come to a screeching halt if the wrong fangirl with her dirty motives happens to jump his bones.

The wanking continues, only now it has a mean, chafy little tone to it now, as the fapping gets more viscous...er, vicious.

kmm39
I'm not so sure I'd do him now. I'd have to have him tested for Aids or VD first. :(

shavri6
I doubt he'd want to do you anyway. He might get frostbite.

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shavri6
Wow, then you must be one of the ugliest, nastiest, skankiest beeotches alive, a retarded, half-blind, deformed horny donkey wouldn't even want to touch you. I really do pity you...and ugh, I talked to you...now I feel a need to go shower.

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miamicanes974
Wow, it seems you have nasty, smart, responses for everybody. Do you have any friends? I bet you don't and you come on here to spew hate on everybody while defending your stalker like obsession with Ralph Fiennes. If there were less people like you in the world, or atleast on IMDb, it would be a better place.

Or at least a less sticky, spooge-filled place. Them's the highlights.