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icedark_elf ([info]icedark_elf) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2007-05-31 17:50:00


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Well, yesterday, fandom pulled together and cat macroed like fiends at LJ/6A.

Today, though, it's back to business.

Two different wanks going full force at FFRs.

First is this lovely gem, in retaliation of the suspensions of journals. splinner thought it would be good to post a lovely little poem.



First they came for the pedophiles, and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t a pedophile.
Then they came for the incest writers, and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn’t an incest writer.
Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up,
because I wasn't a Jew.
Then they came for me.


And thank you to [info]webbgirl for pointing out the edit.

EDIT: HAY GUYZ SOMEONE WROTE GULLIBLE ON THE CEILING.

Although the people saying "pedophiles should be boiled in acid even if they've never touched a child" and the people saying "I agreed with you until you brought the Jews into this" really do skeeve me out.

Are you guys joking too?




There is, of course, calls of Godwin's Law, some very angry reactions on the whole pedophile/Jew connection, and people going "Well, the point went over your head" in retaliation. Then came the glory that is mods tags:

aww yeah baby more incest plz, great strikethrough 2007, i don't think that means what you think, missed intended target liekwhoa, someone's asking for trouble, this can't end well, whoops godwin's

And this one has made stupid_free, and they have it with comments from our OP. Brilliance at work here, people.

*gives [info]faultypremise a cookie for the pain*

That's still going strong, I do believe. Next up came sagum2, who comes talking about how she tired of those icky slash writers ruining her stories by putting slash into them.



slash rant
(I hope this is allowed.)

I really hate it when there's a perfectly good story going on (even a really good story sometimes). And the main storyline is something Gen, like somebody is going blind, or somebody is going through a really angsty time, or in the hospital, or what-have-you. I.e. nothing to do with romantic relationships in any way.

And I'm enjoying reading the story, until...

Until the author throws in slash for no good reason, ruining the whole thing for me (I don't like slash, in case you can't tell). There's no reason in the story to have it. It doesn't have to do with the main storyline at all. It's just there, in the background. Two perfectly straight characters suddenly having a same-sex relationship.

And I have to stop reading the fic. I can't stand slash. Unfortunately I miss out on a lot of perfectly good stories this way because the author throws in the slash, ruining a good story, a story that isn't even about the slash relationship.

Arghhhh...




She say's het would bother her, but it wouldn't ruin the story.

Then she says slash bothers her just as much as rape or incest does.

This, as you can guess, goes over well. A few people comments on the lack of good trolling anymore, and others mockmockmock. Popcorn is passed around, people are having a fun time talking.

A few people agree, but more with the whole ill-planned romance angle, not the slash part.

Mod tags: blood in the water, do not feed the troll, ick ick ick!, missed intended target liekwhoa, slash rants, this can't end well, wank fodder ahoy

And we have a cut and run, with deletion of journal and her comments. At least the post is still there.

Poor mods are having to be active today, it seems.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the Pötterdämmerung is sending wanks ahead of it, paving the way for its coming. And then it will descend upon a fandom ripe with paranoia and ready to go up at the smallest spark.



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[info]tez
2007-06-01 12:16 am UTC (link)
Absolute funniest and headdesky comment from the first one, courtesy of the OP:

"Godwin's law only applies when the other side isn't acting like freaking Nazis."

It takes talent to claim you're not breaking Godwin's Law while simultaneously breaking Godwin's Law in one sentence.

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[info]seiberwing
2007-06-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the Pötterdämmerung is sending wanks ahead of it, paving the way for its coming. And then it will descend upon a fandom ripe with paranoia and ready to go up at the smallest spark.

So this makes FanLib the Silver Surfer or something?

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[info]ladysphinx
2007-06-01 12:20 am UTC (link)
Paedophiles. Incest. Jews.


OKAY SO THERE'S A SERIOUS LEAP IN LOGIC THAT I'M NOT MAKING HERE

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[info]m_butterfly
2007-06-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
She's got slashfics with plot that isn't just buttsecks and she's complaining?

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[info]viralmemory
2007-06-01 12:41 am UTC (link)
"Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the Pötterdämmerung is sending wanks ahead of it, paving the way for its coming. And then it will descend upon a fandom ripe with paranoia and ready to go up at the smallest spark."

Then, for like three days before DH hits, things will get real quiet, and it'll be like the wank recedes and recedes, until it all surges back at once!

WANK-NAMI!!

Sorry.

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[info]shark
2007-06-01 12:42 am UTC (link)
I suppose I'm being naive, but maybe they were striving for parallelism to the original poem and failing so badly that it looks like hard-core trolling?


Or maybe they just suck.

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[info]nomadmatan
2007-06-01 12:53 am UTC (link)
Somehow, I don't think Pastor Niemöller ever expected that kind of...um...change, to his poem.

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[info]blue_penguin
2007-06-01 12:59 am UTC (link)
Oh wow, that's... pretty special. *headdesk* I don't even want to know what made someone think that was a good idea.

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[info]hearsawho
2007-06-01 01:02 am UTC (link)
And I'm enjoying reading the story, until...

Until the author throws in slash for no good reason, ruining the whole thing for me


OH NOES. It's... SURPRISE GAY!

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ICON! - [info]moonlitsiren, 2007-06-01 10:28 am UTC
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Teh ghey? In *my* fanfiction!? - [info]andra_dodger, 2007-06-02 05:05 am UTC
Re: Teh ghey? In *my* fanfiction!? - [info]vyazka, 2007-06-03 09:43 pm UTC

[info]hearsawho
2007-06-01 01:04 am UTC (link)
It's just there, in the background.

Ruining all your family photos by making bunny ears behind you.

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[info]varesh
2007-06-01 01:15 am UTC (link)
I love people.

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[info]harrylovesron
2007-06-01 01:17 am UTC (link)
Mod tags for the MFW. Especially aww yeah baby more incest plz.

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[info]senor_pinata
2007-06-01 01:19 am UTC (link)
I'm so pleased I got to tag both of those. It was fun.

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(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2007-06-01 01:29 am UTC

[info]go_shirly
2007-06-01 01:29 am UTC (link)
I saw the poem earlier and was going to make a comment about how much it disgusted me, but other people made more eloquent responses and I couldn't be arsed anymore. That said, lol whut.

I am crossing my fingers so damn much right now that finances clear up enough for me to be able to get DH when it comes out. The wank is going to be amazing and I don't want to miss out on a second of it.

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nam_jai
2007-06-01 01:31 am UTC (link)
This thread is my favorite, containing splinner's unique interpretation of constitutional law:

Um...

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Last I checked, LJ is under the jurisdiction of Congress.


People argue, and point and laugh, but according to splinner, the First Amendment does so apply!

LJ absolutely is press. The only difference is that it's a press for the public instead of a news agency. But if it's where a person expresses themself, it absolutely is a "press" of a sort, and you better believe it's protected.

So by extension, apparently the First Amendment forbids a newspaper from having any editorial discretion about content whatsoever, or it's abridging freedom of the press. I'll be sure to let my editor know this!

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[info]churri
2007-06-01 01:57 am UTC (link)
Considering FanLib and Strikeout '07 are multifandom, though, wouldn't an HP wank be smaller and sort of anticlimactic? *think*

...oh, you poor misguided soul.

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[info]anonyrat
2007-06-01 02:18 am UTC (link)
Emperorsteele's in there, and the OP's journal was created a week ago.

Here's hoping for LOLs.

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(no subject) - [info]wrongly_amused, 2007-06-01 02:27 am UTC

[info]lottelita
2007-06-01 02:23 am UTC (link)
That was indeed some uninspired trolling. I mean, is there any horse more dead and beaten than the old "Characters are straight until proven otherwise" saw?

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[info]honorh
2007-06-01 02:23 am UTC (link)
"Is it just me, or does anyone else think that the Pötterdämmerung is sending wanks ahead of it, paving the way for its coming. And then it will descend upon a fandom ripe with paranoia and ready to go up at the smallest spark."

Somewhere, the Doctor is in jimjams, muttering, "Pilot fish, they're just pilot fish . . ."

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[info]stupid_fangirl
2007-06-01 02:27 am UTC (link)
Why the heck most of fun happened while I was sleeping :/

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[info]faultypremise
2007-06-01 02:38 am UTC (link)
That does it. [info]ladybirdsleeps gets to delete the community for her Christmas present.

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[info]nekoama
2007-06-01 03:07 am UTC (link)
I'd like to know where Splinner's logic comes from. I'm going to guess glue fumes.

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verthandi
2007-06-01 03:17 am UTC (link)
Fandom cat macroed LJ/6A? Where?

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[info]acciosnitch
2007-06-01 03:27 am UTC (link)
Pedophiles aren't people who molest children! They're just people who want to!

God! You're all so stupid! Fuck!

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[info]sarajayechan
2007-06-01 03:40 am UTC (link)
Edit: Thanks everybody for all your comments! Well over 100! On multiple pages! Oh, my god! That must be a record! I've never seen so many comments on one post before! I haven't been able to read them all and y'all have overwhelmed me that there's no way I could keep up and reply to them all, so I'll just give a blanket Thank You here. Y'all make me feel so gooey down in my little girly heart, with all the warm welcome you've given me. You're such a wonderful community. I can feel the love and warmth and welcome radiating off my computer screen. I hope we can do this again soon!!

HEE HEE! LOOKIE ME I'M BAITING THE WANKERS LOL!!!

I'd slap her with a few dozen macros, but...I'm sure everyone's already said what needs to be said!

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